Bye Ivanka

[kpete]

"Ivanka Trump, people familiar with her plans said, is still deciding on whether to settle her family in New Jersey or Florida and has no immediate intention to pursue elected office herself." Don Jr? His future political plans also unclear. twitter.com/anniekarni/sta…

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[Sophiegirl]

1. My preference....

....is that they all just fall off the flat side of their earth.

[ananda]

2. My preference.

Hard labor building homes and delivering
food to people impacted by the pandemic.

[SoCalNative]

6. I think they should all get bedpan duty

in the COVID ward at a nursing home.

[mitch96]

8. Since it really doesn't exist, right

[CatMor]

3. I really look forward to not seeing her at the White House..

I can at least ignore her nauseating social media tripe.

[ffr]

4. Isn't that quaint? I seem to remember some election fraud from 2017

But my memory is a little fuzzy after 3.75 years of fraud from her entire family. But by all means, plan out which mansion you're going to be living in in 2021.

[Blue Owl]

5. Ta Ta, Princess Sparklepony....

[Klaralven]

7. Don't the Kushner's have an apartment in Baltimore?

[ret5hd]

9. "Unclear"!!! HA!!! It's clear that the only places...

they could have political futures is somewhere they WOULD NOT want to live! Oklahoma City? Boise Idaho? Little Rock Arkansas? They couldn't stand it there for 30 minutes, much less an entire term.

[TlalocW]

10. Whatever

If daddy isn't running in 2024 (his niece thinks that he would never put himself into a position where he could lose twice), Ivanka will be. She wants to be the first woman president, doesn't want to wait, and like her daddy will see it more as a payback to everyone who wronged her or dismissed her like at G20 than public service.

TlalocW

[PSPS]

12. I think people have learned the hard way that president isn't an entry-level position

[gratuitous]

11. Don Jr's future?

Maybe learn the names of his kids? Ms. Guilfoyle doesn't strike me as the type to hang around once the gravy train leaves the station.

[VA_Jill]

13. I can't wait

for the day I no longer have to hear her stupid breathy voice uttering platitudes and lies, and her dumbass brothers issuing idiot tweets.

[Brother Mythos]

14. New Jersey will be a lot closer to her daddy's future prison cell.

I'm assuming she'll still want to be her daddy's favorite, of course.

[FakeNoose]

16. Presumably Jared is headed for New Jersey

... so if she goes to Florida, does it mean they're splitsville?

[Brother Mythos]

18. Time will tell.

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Any one of these communities should be appropriate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_York_state_prisons

[KY_EnviroGuy]

17. Byevanka.

Let's do our best to avoid these people and their grifting on social media and the news, thereby returning them to obscurity where they belong. They thrive on turmoil and attention.

Let's remove the emotional hooks they've placed in American minds.....

KY (looking forward to civil peace and boredom)........

[Wounded Bear]

19. Whatever shall we do without our Oral Office Barbie?

[maxrandb]

20. I have regularly driven from VA to OH over the years.

Splitting my retirement life between Virginia Beach and Canton, OH.

There are multiple ways to make this trip, and I have driven most of them. The routes take you through some serious Dumbfuckistan Murika Shithole.

I'd love for Princess Sparkle Pony to spend the rest of her miserable life in anyone of these Donnie Dipshit worshipping cesspools.

Alliance, OH
Chippewa, PA
Salem, OH
Columbiana, OH
White Sulfur Springs, WV
Ripley, WV
Washingtonville, OH
Sebring, OH
Marmet, WV
Alliquipa, PA
Spotsylvania, VA
Culpepper, VA

These are her fucking people now. I'm sure her kids will love 4H and Jared will be an instant hit at the Ruritan.

Oh, and BTW, I grew up in a place just like these. Princess Sparkle Pony doesn't give one fuck about the people in these towns, but it's always fun to think about the "queen" actually having to live among her "subjects".

[FakeNoose]

21. I've been through several of these towns myself

You're right on the money, Max!

It's what she deserves, but it's probably not what she wants.