I was sent the transcript of the Orange-Palmer call Wed. night!
My source received the video but had to quickly transcribe it before it self destructed......
PP (President Pig): "Good evening Monica, this is the President. May I call you Monica"?
MP (Faithless Traitor): "Hello Mr. President. I'm honored. Why yes that is...."
PP: "As well you should be. First of all Monica, you said I could call you Monica, and btw, I know you're not that crooked Hillary's Monica
or we wouldn't be having this conversation right? (chuckles).
MP: "Oh my lord no sir. That was the most despicable thing that ever happened in the Whit...."
PP: "Yes it was, yes it was. You know I keep opening closet doors in the Lincoln bedroom and look down and nope,
she's not there on her knees. I thought every President had one in the Lincoln bedroom closet. Another thing Democrats
have deprived my Presidency of don't you think Monica?"
MP: "Uh, (throat clearing) absolutely sir. They have unfairly and viciously attac...
PP: "Yes they have, yes they have. So Monica, I first want to thank you for joining this Zoomer call with me.
This Zoomer, it's amazing don't you think?"
MP: "Oh, yes sir. It's amazing techno...."
PP: "And we wouldn't have it if I hadn't of took it easy on that commy Gates. I'm glad I had Jared to hold me back because if old Roy would've still been alive that Gates would've been locked up. But I had to back off and keep that market going.
You know, we wouldn't have had the greatest economic growth in human history if I didn't make tough decisions like that don't you Monica?"
MP: "I couldn't agree more Mr. Pres...
PP: "You better. So, could you do me a favor Monica? Could you tilt the camera on your Zoomer pod down a little, All I can see is the top of your head. Looking people in the eye is important"
MP: "I'm so sorry Mr. President. There is that better?"
PP: "A little lower, not quite there"
MP: "Umm, ok how about that?"
PP: "Lower"
MP: "Better?"
PP: "That's much better. I saw a picture of you a while ago and your, umm, hair is much more striking on Zoomer TV."
MP: "Why thank you Mr. President, I'm very flatt...."
PP: "That's a gorgeous blouse you have on, is that one of Ivanka's?"
MP: "Why, yes it is sir, you have e avery good ey...
PP: "Yes I thought it was. That's the one I sketched on her palm. I told her go make that and you'll have your own designer line. Such a good girl. Are you wearing the matching skirt? Could you stand up so I can see how they match?"
MP: "Umm, yes and certainly..... see I bought the matching set."
PP: "Yes I see, amazing. Could you turn around? It's been awhile and I can't remember if Ivanka put in the professinal grabber slit
I told her to on that skirt."
MP: "Ok, and yes that's a defining part of the outfit, beautiful"
PP:
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MP: "Sir? Did we get disconnected?"
MP: "Sir? Are you ok? You've moved out of range of the camera."
PP: (scuffling odd grunting noises) "Yes, yes I'm here. I had to turn on the Zoomer TV block for a moment for a National Security call."
MP: "Of course. Absolutely sir. What would we do without you securi......"
PP: "So Monica. Let's get down to business. I think you know why I'm calling don't you Monica?"
MP: "Yes sir and I do want to apolog..."
PP: "You were a naughty girl Monica, naughty naughty girl."
MP: (tears welling up)"I'm so sorry sir. Those people were so vicious. I was honestly scar..."
PP: "It's ok Monica, I'm sure you were emotional, I figured it was your moon time. I saw those ANTIFA bastards. Bill just set a stack of folders with their criminal files on my desk. We've already ID'd them. ANTIFA commy socialist plants, all of them! Did you know 2 of them aren't even US citizens? They Zoomered you from Argentina!!"
MP: "Oh my God!"
PP: "Don't worry Monica, you're safe. I've got my eye on you now, you're protected. Now you're traitor buddy, can you tell me, is he that
radical, commy, ANTIFA general, radio... uh, what's his name?, uh, Hartman yeah. That Hartman commy radio guy from Michigan?"
MP: "Oh lord no sir. Bill has been fighting his entire life to protect our great American culture from the infestation that has invaded our
great state over the last 100 years. He is a true patr..."
PP: "Damn it! Ok, hold one minute." (moves out of camera view) "Miller. Miller!! MILLER!!"
(assuming Stephen Miller comes in, strange sound, like heels of shoes clicking) "Yeah, yeah put your damn hand down. Hey hurry and go call those
Proud Boogologlios idiots we activated in Michigan and tell them to stand down. Wrong Hartman. Don't need a friendly fire incident.... well go damn it!"
MP: "Oh my sir. I'm not sure wha..."
PP: "Don't worry Monica we got this. Now see? Daddy's got your back.... (chuckles) that's what I always tell Ivanka to make her feel safe."
MP: "You're a great fathe..."
PP: "Ok, UberEats is on it's way we don't have much more time. What I need you two to do is take it back, take it all back. However you need to do it
reverse your reverse to your original vote."
MP: "I can look into it sir but I'm not sure. There may even be legal ramifica...."
PP: "WOMAN!! YOU WILL DO WHAT DADDY SAYS!!! Sorry, things are little edgy around here, ANTIFA's right outside the window, I know it. Monica?
Are you still there?"
MP: (crawls back into her chair)"Um yes sir I am and ...."
PP: "Listen Monica. Don't worry about jail. Do you know what a Pardon is?"
MP: "Yes sir, but what if they throw you out?"
PP: "ARE YOU A LOYALIST OR NOT!!"
MP: "Yes sir I am!"
PP: "Ok then. Look, before they can invade the bunker I will be signing an executive order that gives me Pardon powers for everyone and anyone
for eternity. Everybody says I can do it. So you don't have to worry. I just need you two to go out there and be good soldier's and do whatever it takes.
Do that and we'll bring you to the White House and I'll give you a personal tour of the Lincoln Bedroom" (winks)
MP: "Yes sir!! I will! And we will save our great country from the evil gr..."
PP: "You with the bucket! Yeah it's a round room put your eyes back in your head and bring me my bucket! That bald scary guy by the door will pay you."
(click)
"Your Zoomer call has ended."
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