The Rude Pundit: Rudy Giuliani Is Sweating His Hair Color Off for America

[babylonsister]

https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2020/11/rudy-giuliani-is-sweating-his-hair.html


The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
11/19/2020
Rudy Giuliani Is Sweating His Hair Color Off for America

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Giuliani sputtered and yelped and gesticulated and performed, like a coked-out old porn actor who can't get a hard-on no matter how much Viagra or dick injections he takes. He insisted, "We cannot allow these crooks, because that’s what they are, to steal an election from the American people. They elected Donald Trump. They didn’t elect Joe Biden. Joe Biden is in the lead because of the fraudulent ballots, the illegal ballots, that were produced and that were allowed to be used, after the election was over."

Powell insisted, "President Trump won by a landslide. We are going to prove it, and we are going to reclaim the United States of America for the people who vote for freedom." That would be a conspiracy to commit election fraud so huge, involving so many people, that it would be easier just to organize a military coup.

And Ellis insisted, "We want to make sure to protect election integrity and your President, President Trump, we are so proud that he is in this fight, because he understands that when he swore his oath of office, he swore an oath to uphold and defend the United States Constitution."

That shit is laughable. The president who has wiped his sweaty nutsack with the Constitution isn't worth defending. But this isn't even about defending Trump. It's about ensuring that his hordes of morons stay inside the reality that Trump has constructed for them. To acknowledge Biden's victory, to legitimize the election in any way is to pierce through the orange viscous goo that surrounds Trump voters and all the lackeys and enablers around him. It would break the sucking hose that goes from the pockets and bank accounts of the rubes and right into the accounts of Trump's neverending campaign and his bullshit PAC, the same money that is funding these clownish charlatans, losing worthless case after worthless case, who are luxuriating in the pain of a nation.

And all these bastards, from Trump on down, need to be charged with sedition and tossed behind bars.

[Blue Owl]

1. K&R

[niyad]

2. Spot on, RP.

[nebby70]

3. spot on...

... if only they were half as interested in actually governing as they are in keeping power/money it would be easier to deal with...
... ya can argue points of order, or programs and policies: but how do you argue with one who will do anything for power???....

[llmart]

4. I'm confused about the hair color.

I get my hair colored professionally and during the spring surge in Covid I started doing it myself occasionally. I have never had my hair color roll down my face like that. So, what the heck sort of hair dying job is he having done or doing himself that it's rolling down his ugly mug when he sweats? These people are supposedly wealthy enough to have someone dye their hair for them.

On another note, why do trump and this Ghoul even bother with hair dye since they are so ugly it doesn't help one iota. Do they really think they are more attractive somehow?

[babylonsister]

5. Shoe polish has been suggested.

I think whatever it was was applied hastily without benefit of a shower. Yea, I'll stick with shoe polish.

[Autumn]

7. There are spray thats you use on your hair that covers the roots between dye jobs

they color the scalp too so it looks like a full head of hair. Like the blue, green and red color hair sprays you can buy for Halloween and they wash out. He picked shit brown. lol

[Brainstormy]

6. He is using one of those products

that don't contain ammonia. Like Loving Care. Years ago, before I got smarter, I used this product and had the same thing happen on the tennis court. Yuk.