Melania Trump Was Originally ...

[ItsjustMe]

[ResistantAmerican17]

1. Oh melanoma, thanks for being the best escort cum punchline First Lady ever.

How’s tricks?

[LSFL]

19. Was the pun intended?

[ResistantAmerican17]

24. Absolutely!!!!! By design friend... by design.

[LSFL]

25. Most excellent! Nt

[ResistantAmerican17]

26. When the shoe fits...

[mr_lebowski]

2. Or perhaps she demonstrated extraordinary abilities under the desk of the dude granting those visas?

[3catwoman3]

3. Oh, that is freakin' brilliant!

And undoubtedly true. The very thought is revolting.

[PCIntern]

4. Four seconds work.

[keithbvadu2]

5. Cash up front if it's Donald. You know he would complain about poor quality service and only pay pa

Cash up front if it's Donald. You know he would complain about poor quality service and only pay part of it.

[Blue_playwright]

11. God. Look what a ...

... wrinkled, slobby, schlump schmuck he looks standing next to the immaculately put together Queen. HM must have been revolted by him.

[keithbvadu2]

12. At least he is not wearing a tan suit.

[NurseJackie]

14. Damn! President Obama certainly cuts a striking figure in his suits and tux's.

[mitch96]

18. GQ material.... nt

[marble falls]

21. Trump looks like Wimpy in that baggyassed suit, "Gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamberder today!"

[LSFL]

20. I can no longer not see his diaper. Nt

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

33. Trump's tailcoat doesn't fit.

The coat is too short and the vest is too tight. I'll bet he bought it when he was a very young man.

[xxqqqzme]

23. I was just noticing

that very thing. Wouldn't you think he would have impeccably tailored suits? Cut and fitted to de-emphasize he flaws? But a master tailor would expect to be paid.

[PufPuf23]

15. Aside, Betty White could play the role of Queen in the movie nt

[magicarpet]

6. It is the 19 languages she speaks fluently,...

.... way more than Jackie O.

Of course her portfolio of naked photos all over the world is another big plus in her column.

[gibraltar72]

7. Got an Einstein visa

Because someone said she was a , "fucking genius".

[OMGWTF]

9. It was an Epstein visa. FIFY

[Brother Mythos]

8. That statement is really cold! And, I love it!

Only the strong have a chance at becoming the First Escort of the United States!

[Evolve Dammit]

10. Thanks but my brain won't go there. Stormy was enough.

[NurseJackie]

13. Being able to say "where is the toilet" in five languages...

... does not mean that she "speaks five languages".

[PufPuf23]

16. We all would have been better off had tRump left Melania for Stormy Daniels

and Daniels have been First Lady.

Perhaps tRump would have passed on "happy in the saddle".

Or maybe at least distracted so much to not have spent as much time being a horrid POTUS.

Hindsight.

[George II]

17. Melania would have been better off if she left trump for Stormy Daniels.

[marble falls]

29. Stormy Daniels has too much class to be with Melania.

[Marcuse]

22. Historically the very concept was so outrageous as to be comedic.

Starts at 24 seconds

[burrowowl]

27. Very difficult!

[PatrickforO]

28. Indeed! An EXTRAORDINARY ability.

[BobTheSubgenius]

30. What a note for that to close on!!!

I had no idea that was coming. Hilarious!

[Blue Owl]

31. Bwaaaaaaaah!

[The Wizard]

32. When will she be taken off psychotropic drugs?

What will happen when he is taken off psychotropic drugs?

[cab67]

34. y'know...

we only have evidence that they had sex once.

[Lucky Luciano]

35. How do we know she didn't vomit?