News: Don Jr, the president's son, has tested positive for coronavirus.

[demmiblue]

News: Don Jr, the president’s son, has tested positive for coronavirus. He escaped the virus when people around him got infected, including his girlfriend Kimberly, but now has it, per multiple sources.

Link to tweet

[obamanut2012]

1. tots and pears

You evil POS.

[Poiuyt]

2. Is this true?

If so, I'll be doing the Snoopy dance

[Wounded Bear]

15. Hard to say. Might be a sympathy ploy...nt

[demmiblue]

17. Yes, but asymptomatic. n/t

[Nexus2]

36. Asymptomatic....

Hasn't Herman Caine been the only fatality from the White House Hont?

[Thomas Hurt]

3. Go Junior take one for the team.

[soothsayer]

4. Let's hope it's nothing trivial!

[demmiblue]

5. Damn:

Confirmed to @ABC - “Don tested positive at the start of the week and has been quarantining out at his cabin since the result. He’s been completely asymptomatic so far and is following all medically recommended COVID-19 guidelines.” - Spokesman for Donald Trump Jr.

Link to tweet

[Arne]

10. Are they sure it's not Ebola?

[634-5789]

6. What a fuckin' shame.

[NurseJackie]

7. Good!

[NCDem47]

8. I hope...

It’s a looong and painful recovery.

[cwydro]

14. He's apparently asymptomatic.

Even when you get sick, as I did, it’s not necessarily a huge deal.

Though I hope it is for him.

[C_U_L8R]

9. The Trump Thanksgiving is going to be a shitshow

How much more losing will they keep heaping upon themselves. Such losers.

[kskiska]

11. His cabin?

Just where does he live?

[Tanuki]

25. Oh, you know, the cabin where he goes to pose sitting on stumps

[demmiblue]

30. Lol!

[kskiska]

31. Oh, that one.

[Iggo]

34. Don't show the picture don't show the picture don't show the picture...

Aaaaagggghhhh, you showed the picture !!!!

[ResistantAmerican17]

12. Womp womp mother *ucker...womp womp.

[servermsh]

13. Apparently this was earlier in the week! They hid the news!

[DesertRat]

16. Apple doesn't fall far from the anti-mask pandemic denial tree

Link to tweet

[spooky3]

18. I think Giuliani has it too. Remember when the Iraqi official

was wiping his brow in a meeting and was shown later to have the virus? Giuliani was also dripping and wiping his brow.

[demmiblue]

20. I remember. It is a good possibility... he looked like shite. n/t

[spooky3]

23. I hope Sidney Powell has it too. What a nasty piece of work

she is.

[OnDoutside]

38. Whenever i see her, i immediately think Bebe Glazer....

[spooky3]

39. Oh no, the Bebe episodes are my favorites!

Bebe was at least competent and in touch with reality.

[kskiska]

33. Giuliani's son has it.

Probably everyone at Rudy's press conference has it, too.

[Cadfael]

19. I've given up

On trying not to screw up my karma by wishing ill on these folks...I’ve been trying to be a good human being, but it’s getting too hard

[demmiblue]

27. I don't want anyone to die.

But I want them to be in enough dire circumstances to wake up their dumbfuck followers who fail to follow CDC protocols.

So, in essence, I am not proud of these feelings, but I think it would save lives if said dumbfucks saw just how serious COVID-19 can be. Fucking spreaders.

[ecstatic]

21. The cocaine didn't protect him

Now he's fucked!

[smirkymonkey]

22. Womp womp.

[Wednesdays]

24. Oh my God, how horrible!

That poor, poor virus!

[badhair77]

26. I think it's the flu. Covid doesn't exist.

[Beaverhausen]

28. Didn't he test positive months ago?

[Sherman A1]

29. Oh,

[VOX]

32. Thank you, George Soros, Bill Gates, and Dr. Fauci!

Your master plan is working better than expected!

[demmiblue]

35. "The number is almost nothing, because we've gotten control of this thing..."

Link to tweet

:sniff:

[demmiblue]

37. Good lawd, now HIPAA is trending:

What a dumbfuck!

[tavernier]

40. I hope you don't suffer or die.

Seriously, I hope you don’t suffer or die.
I don’t wish the worst of this plague on anyone.

I do hope that you could get just sick enough to understand that you do not want another human to suffer from it.

[Blue Owl]

41. Eric better be careful -- I heard it can be transmitted through the gums