The Cult has jumped the shark.

[kentuck]

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They cannot believe that Trump lost.

It was ordained by God. All of their favorite Evangelicals made public statements that Trump was going to win. They were so certain of it.

But he lost. God sure works in mysterious ways, they must be thinking?

Why would He want those child-molesting cannibals to win?

The only logical answer for them is that it was stolen.

First of all, it is the utmost arrogance to assume that God wants your candidate to win.

They have lost their marbles.

[msongs]

1. it's god's will if it was stolen or not stolen. who are they to defy god's will lol nt

[TheBlackAdder]

21. Just a little flaw with their logic. A little one. 🤣

[yellowcanine]

2. Of course couldn't GAWD have stolen it back if that was his wish?

[TheBlackAdder]

22. Must be a pretty weak God they worship.

[Grokenstein]

66. Remember when televangelists "cast out" the coronavirus?

Or denied its existence or laughed about the ridiculous "steps" they were taking to protect their followers? None of that took, either. But they don't wanna talk about that now for some reason, except to go the "GOD'S WILL LOL" route.

I really wanted to post Kenneth Copeland Ministries's "Judgment Is Executed on COVID-19" video, but refuse to give him the traffic. Proceed of one's own free will.

[Lock him up.]

73. I call them:

The ChRi$taliban.

They destroy God's creation for pRofit$.

[nilram]

64. Sometimes god lets satan win in order to test our faith.

Which is fine by me, since I don't have any.

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. They are a cult. period. Sad, sick, and dangerous (as well as deranged)

[Lock him up.]

74. I call them:

The ChRi$taliban.

They destroy God's creation for profit$.

[Biophilic]

4. I've been thinking about this

I figure their god isn't so powerful if he allowed the election to be stolen. After all, he had decreed that Trump would win and now it looks like maybe he didn't, probably because some stronger god stole it. So I'm thinking, if I were them, I'd get a better god. One who actually has control of things down here. Ah, right! Too bad, so sad, people. You picked the wrong god, a loser god. Better luck next time.

[kentuck]

6. Or maybe there are more important things for God to do?

Maybe a loss is really a win and a win is really a loss, in the big picture?

Maybe God is thinking about all those hungry children that Trump has left in his wake?

Maybe God is more concerned about saving the world than saving the Republican Party or the Cult Leader?

[Biophilic]

8. Ya, think?

Certainly, if I were a god I would have better things to do. I'm hoping that any God worth their salt would have better things to do.

[birdographer]

42. If I were god

--not A god, but THE god--I think I would be much more upset about This Is Us not coming back till January than what's-his-name and his silly lawsuits.

[Biophilic]

51. I suspect that THE god couldn't give a flying F about us little beings on our small little planet.

But I honestly don't know so I live my life the best I can, being the best person I can be in spite of road blocks and things and people that get my dander up. Unfortunately for me, what's his name and his silly lawsuits get under my skin much faster than I could wish. I'm really ready for some unexciting times.

[birdographer]

76. I know.

I was just being silly. But really, take a breath. We got this. It's all just noise. Love your dog, cat, children, whoever is important to you. Today, this very day, what happened to you personally that was horrible? Right now, this moment, you are fine. And this moment is the only one that matters. It's going to be alright. Believe that.

[Biophilic]

79. Some times I loose track of this.

Thanks for the reminder. Sometimes I've been to complacent and let things slide that shouldn't. It's never an easy balance, less so the last 4 years.

[TheBlackAdder]

24. But God can create the cosmos, surely he/she can handle a tiny thing like this.

[kentuck]

28. Why would He/She/It confuse them in such a painful way?

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They go to church. They pray religiously. They didn't ask for much. Just let Trump win the presidency one more time. And God said "No"?

[The Roux Comes First]

50. God Say "No," Abe Say "What?"

God say you can do what you want, Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run

[robbob]

67. Meet you down on highway 51?

😁

[The Roux Comes First]

78. That's the One

Give or take 10.

[robbob]

85. Opps!

No wonder I’m always getting lost!

[kentuck]

72. Dylan

[TheBlackAdder]

59. God actually said. . .

.

v

.

[Old Terp]

15. They forgot the important things to do first

That is, feed the hungry, care for the sick, welcome the stranger, and so forth.

[Biophilic]

30. yes, these things. They do seem to have forgotten them and I believe to their peril.

and possibly, to ours, dam it.

[Biophilic]

31. yes, these things. They do seem to have forgotten them and I believe to their peril.

and possibly, to ours, dam it.

[wnylib]

34. And forgot what else Jesus said about

what people do or don't do to others.

..."as you did it to one of the least of these, my brethren, you did it to me." (Matthew 25:40)

Guess Jesus didn't like what they did to "the least of these" in the border cages.

Wasn't too fond of children being taken away, either.

[Shermann]

33. I like gods who don't lose elections

I think we should take a second look at Thor. Thor is undefeated when it comes to elections.

[wnylib]

44. Hey,don't forget that Thor had a wife, Sif.

Also undefeated in elections. A strong lady, or, as Trump would say, a "nasty woman."

[Biophilic]

55. Whoa, didn't see this. Too lines for my poor brain to keep straight.

If given an opportunity I like nasty woman like Sif. They get things done.

[Biophilic]

54. Thanks, you gave me a good laugh. I think that is my new political

rant "I like Thor!! He is undefeated in elections!!" Yes, I could get behind this slogan.

[PatSeg]

5. Of course, if God wanted Trump to win

but he then lost, it must be the work of the Devil! I suppose that would also mean that all of us Democrats and Independents who voted for Biden must be part of the Devil's cult.

Many of these people really, really want the End Times to come, so they will see everything through that lens. And if things don't quite go the way they'd prophesized, they'll probably help it along.

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Does That Mean...

...that satan is more powerful than god?
That question would get their stomach churning.

[PatSeg]

68. I'm not sure they have ever figured that one out

On one hand, god is all powerful, but they often make the devil sound equally powerful. I guess it depends on what they're trying to accomplish. A lot of Christian teachings tend to be very selective and often murky. Sadly, too many Christians bend scripture to fit their agenda. When it suits them, some passages are to be taken literally, other times, it is symbolic or god works in mysterious ways and no one can know the mind of god. It seems to me, if you don't know the answer, best to say nothing at all.

[blm]

7. Ian Astbury is a pagan - quite certain he'd never worship Trump.

[Buckeyeblue]

9. I think they are going to land in the shark tank.

[Sneederbunk]

10. They should blame Russia. It did not help enough this time.

[NurseJackie]

11. How could an all-powerful all-knowing deity permit the election to be "stolen".

[TheBlackAdder]

27. Because God wanted to. The same way God let the serpent into the garden.

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Adam & Eve were leading a life no better than hamsters in a cage. Eve only knew what Adam taught her. God is omniscient, so the only logical explanation was that God wanted to free them from their Habitrail existence. Eve set mankind free.

.

[ShazzieB]

37. Oh, I LIKE this interpretation!

[Stuart G]

12. Question: How could they lose marbles that they never had in the first place?

[Traildogbob]

13. Paula White(s)

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Angels gave Trump a win.

[japple]

71. When ya got nothin' just repeat it 100 times. She is about as big a nut job as my new

member of congress. Yes, of course I live in Marjorie Taylor Greene's district! (hangs head in shame.)

[Traildogbob]

75. Feel ya.

I live in Mark Meadows old district. Not my doing. But still one hell of an embarrassment. Oh, and this is snake handler tambourine beating Jesus freaking territory.

[niyad]

14. Hmmm, if their god wanted the murdering, orange traitor to win, and yet, Biden won, that

Obviously means that the Dems' deity is far more powerful than theirs, Whoever/However S/he is perceived. Oooops, you fools lost.

[Old Crow]

16. Agreed...

... but I think the phrase you're looking for is "utmost arrogance." Or possibly "utmost presumption."

[bucolic_frolic]

17. Just do what they would do. Gaslight them.

No matter what they say, insist on the opposite. Fvck with their minds. They've got it coming.

[paleotn]

18. Kind of a weak gawd....

if a bunch of latte swigging, Volvo drivin', over edumacated libtards could steal it, don't ya think?

I for one relish their pain.

[rickyhall]

20. Like lemmings they would follow their leader right off the cliff & into the sea.

We should be so lucky...

[Maggiemayhem]

23. These people are not deep thinkers.

[ouija]

25. God told me

Joe Biden is the winner. Are you calling God a liar?

[wnylib]

81. Good one.

[IsItJustMe]

82. LOL. I use to attend a little church when my kids were growing up

and it use to freak me out when members of the church would get up and testify that God told them to do something.

Then I read something that brought a smile to my face. "When we talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back to us, it is called Schizophrenia".

[Karadeniz]

26. Too bad they can't understand Christian theology. God doesn't ever leave its world. The sons

(Souls) go forth to cultivate the divine nature at the lower levels. It's right there in the parables.

[Dem2]

29. I'm a cannibal!

"tastes like chicken"

[ewagner]

32. "They all must have lost their marbles."

They have...collectively and individually.

They will continue to make trump a "minor deity" until he is completely unmasked.....until they see that he is the same as the infamous Jim Jones....until all his crimes are exposed and he sits in "the doc" to confess to his crimes.

Without this, Biden and any future President will be gaslighted by trump's spectre, or, even worse, he rises from this defeat to perpetrate even more horrors on the American public.

They can praise him as their own, personal messiah, but they will never stop believing (in) him until he's exposed completely for the crook he is.

[kentuck]

36. I believe in Divine Intervention.

[safeinOhio]

35. King David was imperfect but picked by God.

Of course that was after he confessed and repented. Trump didn’t, so he will live in Hell.

[Skittles]

38. I believe you speak the truth, kentuck

they literally think Trump will have his second term.....they're nuts

[kentuck]

39. They knew he was a scorpion when they offered him a ride.

They knew what type of person he was when he mocked the handicapped reporter. They knew about him taking the small babies from their mothers. Yet, it didn't matter to them.

It must have pissed God off! I can't imagine God would want to be portrayed in such a light?

[WhiskeyWulf]

40. Arrogance is right

Humility is an important Christian virtue, but I don't see any of these folks admitting that they might actually be wrong.

[Major Nikon]

41. God works in mysterious ways

[Hermit-The-Prog]

43. Don't forget Perdue and Loeffler conspiring to inflate the value of their Dominion stock ...

That's what I've heard, anyway, on the Internet. That communist Chavez zombie told 'em how to do it. Many people are saying.

[Ford_Prefect]

45. You have to ask yourself one thing Donald. Do you feel lucky?

Have the signs aligned in your favor?

Do you see the universe tilting on its axis towards your best interests?

Does Karma hew to your whims and desires?

How's that working out for you so far, Punk?

[bullwinkle428]

46. These muthafuckas still flying the Chump flags on their properties in the rural areas

in my vicinity - IMO, they will continue to fly these flags for the NEXT FOUR YEARS, at the very least.

[Ferrets are Cool]

47. Rolling Stones line comes to mind.

You can't always get what you want.

[soldierant]

48. Too many people get so hung up that God is on their side

that they forget - if they ever knew or even thought about it - that they need to be on God's side first.

[IsItJustMe]

61. Reminds me of something I once heard

The mistake that most Christians make is that they have made god in their image (greedy, selfish, self indulgent, jealous, tribal, violent, etc...)

instead of believing what the bible tells us, that god made man in his image.

[soldierant]

80. Both are accurate.

Of course, if you never learned that the converse of a true statement is not necessarily true, I suppose both are understandable. But it is another argument for education.

[sandensea]

49. God has a sense of humor

And 4 years of Cheeto's misgovernance is about all the Divine funny bone could take.

[Lasher]

52. Around here it's almost as bad as when they cancelled Duck Dynasty

Boo fucking hoo.

[japple]

57. Yes, I felt that pain among my own family members.

They don't seem to have a life outside TV, school, church or jobs.

[lastlib]

53. I'm convinced they gave up generating alpha waves decades ago.

They have never been able to absorb Darwin's theory of evolution, and they've been babbling incoherently ever since. They were told that it was God's will that AnusMouth would win. Their tiny cerebrums haven't been able to reconcile his losing with their theology, and the cognitive dissonance is driving them insane. They're going to need industrial-grade binkies in the coming months to be able to function in civil society.

[japple]

56. All the posts I've been seeing the last few days are "you must have faith." I must

confess that I lurk at a couple of FB pages to see what my relatives are saying. One in-law is a Serena Joy and is still convinced that faith in tRUMP will bring him back from loserland. They don't have faith in God. They have faith in tRUMP. He is their golden calf.

[CountMyVote4Reality]

58. Every HS football team in AL knows that God has a favorite until he changes his mind. n/t

[Gary 50]

60. It seems that God lied to Pat Robertson.

Pat said God told him Trump was going to win. Maybe Pat was tuned to the wrong wavelength, in touch with some evil demon instead of God. That would explain a lot.

[secondwind]

62. Great post, kentuck.....

[panader0]

63. A favorite quote by Epicurus:

If God is willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

[IsItJustMe]

83. Man that's heavy!!!

I need to remember that one. It's a jewel.

[Roc2020]

65. Simply look at the words actions and deeds

by Trump. Why would God support him? That's why they are a cult. Quite obvious to any mainstream bible thumper why Trump lost.

[NBachers]

69. "You will find your answers in the Great Beyond! I am waiting there for all of you.

Join me there now. There is no time to waste! I am calling you home! Heed My Command!”

[Jon King]

70. Let me get this right....

Donald Trump, the guy I heard on Howard Stern 30 years ago talking about his sexploits, the guy who was a 2 bit failed casino developer, and the guy who was broke until he played the role of a business guy on The Apprentice....is their chosen one.

What a way to go through the short time you have on earth, as a complete gullible buffoon.

[IsItJustMe]

84. I am afraid my idea of Jesus is very different than the supposed Christians that voted for dump

[Lock him up.]

77. I call them:

The ChRi$taliban.

They destroy God's creation a little more every new day for profit$.


LOCK.HIM.UP