Meanwhile, Johnny Rotten is going through some things

[Nevilledog]

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what in the mad libs is this

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Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten bitten by a flea on his penis after rescuing squirrels https://tvnz.co.nz/one-news/entertainment/sex-pistols-star-johnny-rotten-bitten-flea-his-penis-after-rescuing-squirrels…
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[FoxNewsSucks]

1. Shouldn't have banged the squirrels. . .

[RockRaven]

2. LOL... I love "what in the mad libs..."

[Solly Mack]

3. So many questions.

I'm not going to ask. Nope. Moving on out of this thread.

[Maru Kitteh]

4. There has never been a more Johnny Rotten story than this.

Ever.




2020

[Nevilledog]

5. I'm just sad I didn't have this on my 2020 Bingo card

[Maru Kitteh]

7. I need new cards. Apparently the random generator I used last time

was not nearly random enough.

[3Hotdogs]

6. Never mind the bollocks.

[BainsBane]

8. *

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Rescuing -- Is that a British slang variant for rogering or shagging?

[Nevilledog]

16. *snicker*

[smirkymonkey]

10. I don't even want to know.

[John Ludi]

11. Thats

one helluva way to remain relevant.

[cureautismnow]

12. They do things differently in Venice Beach.

"I'm determined to keep my squirrel friends independent, y'know. There's no petting. If they want to nudge up that's fine, but I know it's for a peanut and not because I'm lovely. Wow, do they love me for [the food I buy for them]. I'm definitely spending a lot of money on these little f******."

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

13. My my, hey hey.

This is the story of Johnny Rotten.

[tavernier]

14. Aw, I think it's sweet that he enjoys feeding squirrels.

Years back when my hubby and I camped in our RV, we would sit outdoors and watch squirrel antics as we threw them peanuts. They are a hoot to watch and quite clever, each with very distinct personalities. We drew the line at hand feeding though, although some would have braved it for the peanut, so we weren’t close enough for flea bites.
But we did have a flea infestation years ago from a pet cat and until we fixed it the bites were miserable, especially around the ankles.

Good for him. Animal lovers are generally pretty decent folk.

[panader0]

15. So? What guy hasn't had that happen to him?

[Sugar Smack]

17. OH, you silly thing-

You've really gone and done it now.

[Skraxx]

18. They Say The Flea Had To Use a Magnifying Glass

Sorry, couldn't resist, I mean, come on! How am I the only one to think of that joke? It wrote itself...