OMFG.....the stupid....it burns! (New Dominion conspiracy theory)

[Nevilledog]

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Lachlan Markay
@lachlan
Election fraud conspiracists are now trying to draw in the VA utility Dominion Resources, which is totally unrelated to Dominion Voting Systems
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[Tanuki]

1. I bet Old Dominion University is in on it, too!

[Nevilledog]

2. And the country band Old Dominion.

[AkFemDem]

3. Kings Dominion theme park is very suspect tbh...

[Blue_true]

6. Don't forget a long gone bakery named Dominion.

Allegedly, Hugo Chavez bought donuts there, after walking out of his grave, on his way to conspire with Democrats to cheat on the 2020 election.

[Tanuki]

7. And also too Rudyard Kipling laid down a marker with that "Dominion

over palm and pine" b.s ! The dead ones are some of the sneakiest. Don't let down your guard for a second!

[Blue_true]

9. It really, really must be a burden to think like a republican. nt

[FSogol]

25. Haw!

[Yonnie3]

4. Dominion Resources is and has been involved in politics in Virginia

Jobs for family members of politicians for instance.

They don't need to commit election fraud, they do their manipulations out in plain view.

[mr_lebowski]

5. Damnit! THEY'RE ONTO US!!! nt

[arlyellowdog]

8. haha Dominion Power

Couldn’t happen to a “nicer” utility.

[LanternWaste]

10. Extremists have no idea how amusing they are.

I imagine they'll righteously howl allegations about who's responsible and (oops) forget to support them with evidence or data.

[sanatanadharma]

11. All of the evangelical Dominionists are in on it

Dominion will take down the Dominionists; it is an inside job.

[Midnight Writer]

12. It's was the damn Dominion theory that got us into Nam.

[tanyev]

13. *gasp* And what about Domino's Pizza????1?

[Nevilledog]

14. Is that the Italian subsidiary?

[Yavin4]

18. We're through the looking glass here, people. nt

[Hermit-The-Prog]

15. Have they discovered Deep Space 9 was taken over by the Dominion?

We are safe until MAGAts figure out that DS9 was a documentary, not just a tv series.

[OhZone]

17. Yeah, this

[Hermit-The-Prog]

19. Dammit! There could be MAGAts watching! That's classified stuff you're posting.

[ProfessorGAC]

22. Whatever You Do...

...don't tell them about the shape shifting!
Wait, maybe I shouldn't have posted this!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

23. They thought those were real voting machines.

[ProfessorGAC]

26. Nicely Done!

Still laughing as I type!

[madinmaryland]

16. CALL YOUR CONGRESSCRITTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

[ThoughtCriminal]

20. Wait a minute! Isn't Canada's official name...

The Dominion Of Canada!!!!?

OMG! They're going to start connecting the dots!!!

[Permanut]

21. The conspiracy keeps growing..

For example, I saw right through the secret message in the movie

"Da Minions"

[chriscan64]

24. Did they not learn from Rudy's Four Seasons fiasco?

"Puttin' on the Ritz" was not a song about crackers. The Eiffel Tower is not in Paris, Texas. Queen Elizabeth II's father was not Henry VIII.

The tether to reality is fully cut and they are adrift in space.