I wish we could start a (no cash prizes) pool on how Trump is going to leave...

[essme]

I really believe he's going to pack up and go to FL for Christmas, and not go back to the WH.

OR, he'll get mad over the EC vote in a few weeks- and just flat out quit--- and then spend weeks tweeting that anyone that doesn't like him is a "traitor."

Any others?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I think that's what will happen - He'll go to Mierda Loco and not come back.

But I'd pay good money to see him dragged out of the White House by his feet, his tiny hands clutching at the carpeting.

[dflprincess]

3. I thought it might be fun to

watch Biden's dogs chase him down the driveway.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. LOL! But that chase would be over very quickly.

Fat Nixon couldn't outrun an elderly, overweight basset hound, let alone a couple of German shepherds. Does anyone know of a particularly aggressive tortoise who could do the honors?

Maybe a border collie could herd him down the driveway.

[MustLoveBeagles]

12. That would be hilarious

[soothsayer]

2. Straight jacket, handcuffs, ambulance, body bag, tears, shame

[jcgoldie]

7. hearse...

[soothsayer]

8. Yes

[Squinch]

4. I think you're right that he'll leave for Christmas. And there will be lots of talk from

him about how Log O' Merde is now the "true" white house of the "true" presidency, and there will be lots and lots of tweets, and in the end he'll whip his cult into a frenzy and the rest of us will get on with our lives.

[soothsayer]

9. Yes and he'll stay there after Joe's inauguration and pretend he's president

And issue all kinds of goofy proclamations

[Squinch]

10. Yep. And some MAGA idiot will be caught with bombs or something going somewhere

to enforce one of those goofy proclamations.

There will be two or three of those incidents, the other MAGATs will realize that they will be screwed if they follow suit, and suddenly there will be many fewer followers of Donny Bodybags.

[essme]

14. Oh Jesus Christ, I didn't think about that one---

Yep. Declares himself the "Legitimate President" and Mara-shithole the new "White House."

Ivanka could be the first lady---

[zipplewrath]

6. Jan 17th.

That's my guess. He'll keep stalling and making it hard for the White House staff to take alot of actions until literally the last minute. Then he'll leave Jared behind to supervise the packing up only days before the Bidens move in. Don't be surprised if they can't sleep there the first night.

[MustLoveBeagles]

11. I wouldn't want the Bidens to sleep there the first night anyway

That place needs to be fumigated and have a deep cleaning.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. It needs an exorcism, too.

Lots of evil lurking in the floorboards that should be chased out.

[MustLoveBeagles]

16. +1

[Thomas Hurt]

13. As we get closer to the end, the more he will bunker up and squat at the WH.

He already has his walls/fences built. I think that is an example of his mindset, along with his refusal to concede or admit he lost. He is preparing for a siege.

The Pig has already made the WH into the palace of a tinpot dictator.

How long before the cultists start showing up to protest his removal?

[H2O Man]

17. Flaming Pie Theory

The true answer is found by playing track 7 on Paul McCartney's LP "Flaming Pie" backwards. Keep in mind that the title was Paul's borrowing from John. Keep in mind that Paul first released the album in 1997, at a time when Hugo Chavez began pre-post-mortem plans to deny Donald Trump a second term in 2020. It all fits together.

Here is the One True Answer: Just when it appears that members of the Trump crime family are about to be indicted by the Deep State of New York, a Flaming Pie will appear in the cosmos, rapidly descending towards earth, spinning at 33 rpm in a clockwise direction. Hypnotic music willbe the flavor of the day. Crowds will stand in Morrison's rapt funeral amazement while the Trump crime family, headed by their Don, peel their outer carcases off, revealing them to be a bright orange alien species. They shall then climb aboard the Flaming Pie, and ascend back into hell.

[lame54]

18. I wanna see him dragged out by the feet clawing the carpet