Whatever happened to....

[AkFemDem]

Do you guys remember that guy who used to work for Trump, he had white hair and was from one of those middle states that starts with an I.... I remember he was very anti-gay and his wife didn’t let him work with other women and he used to gaze adoringly at Trump when they’d be on a stage together... gosh I forget his name! Anyway, just suddenly wondered whatever happened to him. One day, like a miracle, he seems to have just disappeared. Is he alive? Did Trump eat him or something?

[North Shore Chicago]

1. Someone said the other day,

he had returned to his original form. A glass of 2% milk.

2% emphasis mine

[42bambi]

6. Giggle-Giggle. nt

[AkFemDem]

15. ROFL!!

[MissB]

2. I think he's still picking out curtains

Silently, from the corner so as not to upset the orange beast.

My guess is he’s hoping against hope to be #46, even for an hour.

Not saying anything is probably his best move right now.

[mitch96]

3. The pirates of PENCEance got him... sad story with a lesson... You want to win....

Stick with the winners. NOT THE LOSERS.... Stick with the rats they know when to leave a sinking ship...
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[2naSalit]

4. He made a breif showing as a backdrop...

When shithead made that flash in the pan announcement that he claimed dibsies on the stock market spike the other day.

[42bambi]

5. Gee, as I remember he's that guy my hubby used to call "The Corpse."

[dweller]

7. his seasonal gig

as elf on a shelf is ramping up

✌🏻

[OAITW r.2.0]

8. I believe he is breeding flies. nt

[Atticus]

9. Like most suppositories, he just sorta "melted away". Yeah, I know---"Ewwwww!" nt

[OnDoutside]

10. You mean soon to be 46 in the upcoming Pardonpalooza ?

[irisblue]

11. Q Tip?

[UpInArms]

12. I think his next sighting

Will be at the Pardons of PenceAss

[Dem4Life1102]

13. Race Bannon??

[machoneman]

14. So has Ivanka, trying really hard to slink away from the mess and avoid prosecution.

Good luck with that, Goldilocks!

Same goes for Malaria, the other Trumpy kids, and hey, where did our Savior Kushner run off too? UAE, Israel? Maybe Joe can invalidate his passport so he can't return. Would be lovely.

[ashredux]

17. NY is dialed in on her....she isn't going to like jail at all 😊

[usaf-vet]

16. The white head guy will be remember for ONE thing. Pardoning tRump.

Actually, two things, and being the VP in the most treasonous presidency in U.S. history.

[kskiska]

18. The Kiss of The Fly

sealed his fate.