God said Trump would win

[zipplewrath]

Didn't some TV preacher say that God told him Trump was going to win?

So what the explanation now? God couldn't stop the democrats from cheating?
God changed his mind?
Biden prayed better?

[lisa58]

1. Biden prayed better 🙏

[Nimble_Idea]

4. Amen

thanks the heavens!

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. Preacher would say "trump did win - Biden cheated - Rudy will prove it"

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Then He Didn't Win

Cheated or no!
That should end the word salad they'll spew.

[NRaleighLiberal]

12. they have no end to their word salad, sadly (that ended with a tongue twister)

[ProfessorGAC]

17. As Long As It Ends Around Me...

...I'm fine.
They can toss word salad for ever as long as I don't have to hear it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Sometimes God just messes with you.

[SWBTATTReg]

5. Perhaps GOD isn't really talking to that TV preacher as he claims...hypocrite and scumbag,

all he's doing is scamming money off his worshipers to use for his own nefarious purposes. A big scam.

[Andy823]

6. I think God is

part of the deep state against trump, he is the leader!

[PirateRo]

7. Tre is no god

W need to stop this poison. You can clearly see the damage it creates. Magic and superstition cannot replace science, neither can w abandon our brothers and sisters to the monsters spreading this contemptible material.

[RockRaven]

8. One option is that something (like a devil) is smarter or more powerful than his god...

Another option is basically what the Q people fall back on when things don't go the way they have predicted -- it's all part of some "plan" which cannot be explained to or understood by you plebians, and you just have to stick with them and eventually it will turn out like they said.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Preacher Misinterpreted

God told him PINO was going the most votes any Republican ever got! He stopped listening at ", but...."
The preacher didn't grasp that it wouldn't matter, since Biden would get more votes than anybody ever.
The preacher lacks listening skills.

[Blue_true]

13. That explanation works for me.

[Submariner]

11. A DU oldie

[hurple]

14. Could it be... SATAN?!?!

Yep, all those preachers are saying satan has taken over the US now.

[LiberalFighter]

15. God is a Catholic?

Just to be clear I am not.

[WhiskeyWulf]

16. . . .

[Girard442]

18. Not to worry. Like bacteria and antibiotics, they'll evolve a resistance.

Evolve. Heh.

[unblock]

19. God said Biden would win

And the preacher said, "I wasn't asking you, I was asking that other god that tells me whatever I want to hear!"

[Brother Mythos]

20. Maybe that TV preacher has been dialing the wrong number.

In any case, it definitely sounds like some kind of a communications problem to me.

[Firestorm49]

21. Big Blue must have been confused. It's a big job for one to handle.