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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Sat Nov 28, 2020, 06:31 PM Nov 2020

---sigh------whimper------whine-----SOB! I don't know what we did to offend the Almighty, but it

must have been something pretty terrible------I mean, the prophetic promise was clear: Pat Robertson said God had told him Trump would win and we all know that Pat IS someone God speaks to on a regular basis---the man is RICH!

I have been living a pure and blameless life, so who was it that sinned such a sin that Pat's prophesy was overruled and -----Trump-----(sniff)-----lost---or,----what I meant to say----had the election STOLEN FROM HIM!

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ELECTION WAS RIGGED! WHO DOESN'T SEE HOW SUSPICIOUS IT IS THAT ALL THOSE BLACK PEOPLE VOTED? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT! AND, IT IS A MATHEMATICAL FACT THAT IF YOU THROW OUT ALL THOSE PHONY MAILED IN BALLOTS AND THOSE SUSPICIOUS BLACK VOTES, TRUMP WON BY A LANDSLIDE! THIS WAS A CONSPIRACY TO STEAL THIS ELECTION AND THEY WON IT---just------because they--------------------------got more -------votes.

---sigh---whimper---whine---SOB! Can't we----maybe---file SOMETHING in the courts? Can't some of those---"judges"---we bought and paid for help?

Pat? What's He saying now?

Pat?

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---sigh------whimper------whine-----SOB! I don't know what we did to offend the Almighty, but it (Original Post) Atticus Nov 2020 OP
According to Pat and his fellow Profit, Jim Baker..... OAITW r.2.0 Nov 2020 #1
Two of the worst scumbags ever, to prey on people's beliefs, all for their donations... SWBTATTReg Nov 2020 #2
God is likely laughing at those clowns while having a big plate of angelic hot wings and Blue_true Nov 2020 #10
Maybe just maybe their sheeple will finally realize malaise Nov 2020 #3
sob NJCher Nov 2020 #4
LOL MustLoveBeagles Nov 2020 #6
This message was self-deleted by its author NJCher Nov 2020 #5
It seems to me that if God really wanted Trump to be president, The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2020 #7
Did P-Robs just call God a liar? Marie Marie Nov 2020 #8
You need to write for SNL... angstlessk Nov 2020 #9
God would have known who would win, no matter of rigging or fixing. keithbvadu2 Nov 2020 #11

OAITW r.2.0

(24,467 posts)
1. According to Pat and his fellow Profit, Jim Baker.....
Sat Nov 28, 2020, 06:36 PM
Nov 2020

God is demanding a DO OVER. He's adding this to the 10 Commandments as we speak....

SWBTATTReg

(22,114 posts)
2. Two of the worst scumbags ever, to prey on people's beliefs, all for their donations...
Sat Nov 28, 2020, 06:39 PM
Nov 2020

I think GOD has something special for these scumbags lined up when they finally go...

Blue_true

(31,261 posts)
10. God is likely laughing at those clowns while having a big plate of angelic hot wings and
Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:27 PM
Nov 2020

a couple beers.

malaise

(268,976 posts)
3. Maybe just maybe their sheeple will finally realize
Sat Nov 28, 2020, 06:41 PM
Nov 2020

that they have ben played for decades - the real hoaxes are these snake oil sales persons and their secular Con friends.

Response to Atticus (Original post)

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
7. It seems to me that if God really wanted Trump to be president,
Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:01 PM
Nov 2020

and seeing as how God is all-powerful and can work miracles, why didn't he just make all the voting machines record all the votes as Trump votes? If Jesus could turn water into wine (a far more felicitous skill, IMO) and raise the dead, why couldn't his dad just as easily fiddle the voting machines?

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)
9. You need to write for SNL...
Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:24 PM
Nov 2020

so perfectly a robertson adherent (first thought was watcher, but they are so much more)

keithbvadu2

(36,788 posts)
11. God would have known who would win, no matter of rigging or fixing.
Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:18 PM
Nov 2020

Whoever fooled God is more powerful than God.

CBR - Cash Based Religion.

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