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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums---sigh------whimper------whine-----SOB! I don't know what we did to offend the Almighty, but it
must have been something pretty terrible------I mean, the prophetic promise was clear: Pat Robertson said God had told him Trump would win and we all know that Pat IS someone God speaks to on a regular basis---the man is RICH!
I have been living a pure and blameless life, so who was it that sinned such a sin that Pat's prophesy was overruled and -----Trump-----(sniff)-----lost---or,----what I meant to say----had the election STOLEN FROM HIM!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ELECTION WAS RIGGED! WHO DOESN'T SEE HOW SUSPICIOUS IT IS THAT ALL THOSE BLACK PEOPLE VOTED? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT! AND, IT IS A MATHEMATICAL FACT THAT IF YOU THROW OUT ALL THOSE PHONY MAILED IN BALLOTS AND THOSE SUSPICIOUS BLACK VOTES, TRUMP WON BY A LANDSLIDE! THIS WAS A CONSPIRACY TO STEAL THIS ELECTION AND THEY WON IT---just------because they--------------------------got more -------votes.
---sigh---whimper---whine---SOB! Can't we----maybe---file SOMETHING in the courts? Can't some of those---"judges"---we bought and paid for help?
Pat? What's He saying now?
Pat?
OAITW r.2.0
(24,467 posts)God is demanding a DO OVER. He's adding this to the 10 Commandments as we speak....
SWBTATTReg
(22,114 posts)I think GOD has something special for these scumbags lined up when they finally go...
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)a couple beers.
malaise
(268,976 posts)that they have ben played for decades - the real hoaxes are these snake oil sales persons and their secular Con friends.
MustLoveBeagles
(11,599 posts)That pic reminds me of one of my favorite skits from SNL.
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)and seeing as how God is all-powerful and can work miracles, why didn't he just make all the voting machines record all the votes as Trump votes? If Jesus could turn water into wine (a far more felicitous skill, IMO) and raise the dead, why couldn't his dad just as easily fiddle the voting machines?
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)angstlessk
(11,862 posts)so perfectly a robertson adherent (first thought was watcher, but they are so much more)
keithbvadu2
(36,788 posts)Whoever fooled God is more powerful than God.
CBR - Cash Based Religion.