I had an Alan Dershowitz joke, and many others...

[True Dough]

This stuff is trending on Twitter. Some good LOLs.

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I have a Louis DeJoy joke but I’ll just screw up the delivery


Feel free to add your own!

[malaise]

1. Most Excellent

Get thee to the greatest page

[underpants]

2. Hilarious

Thanks. I know copy and pasting these is a pain.

[MustLoveBeagles]

3. K&R

[Siwsan]

4. SCATHINGLY brilliant!

[ShazzieB]

5. Here goes nothing...

I have a Susan Collins joke, but I can't make up my mind about the punchline.

[Delphinus]

13. Like it!

[tclambert]

18. I would have said, "but I have concerns about the punchline."

[DetlefK]

6. I know a Mitch McConnell joke, but it doesn't work.

[tavernier]

15. Ok,

That works...

[DetlefK]

7. I wrote an Ivanka Trump joke but Donald Trump tried to get his hands on it.

[True Dough]

23. At least Donald didn't try to grab it by the

[DetlefK]

8. There's this Rudy Giuliani joke, but it will get some knickers in a twist.

[DetlefK]

9. If you hear someone build up a joke about Trump's lawyers, there won't be a pay-off.

[MerryBlooms]

10. I have a Rudy joke, it's hands down the best!

[Ohio Joe]

11. I had a Cory Gardner joke... But it's gone now

[sandensea]

29. And speaking of senators, a Lindsey Graham joke

But it sucks.

[Nevilledog]

12. Had a list of them

I have a Melania joke but you’ll have to pay for it.

I WILL BE SHARING MY TREMENDOUS TRUMP JOKE IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.
2 WEEKS!

I have a Jim Jones joke but the punchline is too long. (Fugelsang)

I have a Beethoven joke, but its a little tone deaf

IHaveAJokeAboutDonaldTrumpsCourtFilings

I thought I'd have time to share my Mike Pence joke but I gotta fly.

I had a Rudy Giuliani joke, but it's lost its appeal.

I aslo haev a Sydnye Poewll joek...

I have a Michelangelo joke but it’ll go over your heads

I have a Salvador Dalí joke that's surreal.

I have a Jenna Ellis joke, but I can’t tell you what it is you just have to believe me

I have a Kayleigh McEnany joke and it’s in this tabbed binder I’ve got RIGHT HERE

I have a Stephen Miller joke that you will Nazi coming

I have a Don JR joke. It’s so funny it will make you snort.

[True Dough]

24. Some winners in that bunch!

Thanks for those!

[Hekate]

14. Excellent!

Descended from Tom Swifties ( very much showing my age here )

[ananda]

16. I have a Mike Tyson joke but there's no punch line.

...

[True Dough]

25. There might be tonight!

When I saw you wrote this I had to check to see if the fight against Roy Jones Jr. was over already and maybe Iron Mike got KO'd quickly or something.

Nope. the action is still to come later on.

[DemUnleashed]

17. I wanna try!

I have a Kellyanne joke I was going to send you via fax but my machine is broke so I'll have to use my 'alternative fax' machine!

[True Dough]

26. Dated technology jokes

are always welcome here, even if the punchline was telegraphed.

[keithbvadu2]

19. I have a Mike Pence joke but Mother does not approve.

I have a Mike Pence joke but Mother does not approve.

[niyad]

20. My thanks to all of you for some very good laughs!

[tclambert]

21. I had a Donald Trump joke, but I was informed by his legal team

that there are no such things as Donald Trump jokes.

[spanone]

22. Brilliant!!!! K&R

[Yavin4]

27. I had a joke about Jared and Ivanka...

but it's no longer acceptable by the NYC social scene.

[True Dough]

30. My gosh

there's truth in your joke!

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[meadowlander]

28. I have a David Perdue joke,

but I'm taking stock before I tell it.

[lastlib]

41. I have a David Perdue joke, too....

but it's an inside joke, you wouldn't get it.

Or is it a Loeffler joke? or possibly both?

[burrowowl]

31. Kick!

[wnylib]

32. I had a Rudy joke, but it dyed out.

[True Dough]

34. Just for Despicable Men

[wnylib]

35. That's one scary face. Should be hidden

from sight around children.

[Wounded Bear]

33. Great stuff!

[OilemFirchen]

36. I have a stock of Kelly Loeffler jokes I'm willing to trade.

Just trying to work out the timing.

[True Dough]

37. The Securities and Exchange Commission

is looking into that joke.

[Grown2Hate]

38. I had a Tucker Carlson joke, but I shipped the ONLY COPY via FedEx and they lost it!

[Grown2Hate]

39. I was trying to come up with a Martha McSally joke, but I fucked it up TWICE already.

[rpannier]

40. K&R

[lastlib]

42. All these _________ jokes are redundancies....... eom

[True Dough]

43. George Conway with another DUzy!

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