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True Dough

(17,303 posts) Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:40 PM Nov 2020

I had an Alan Dershowitz joke, and many others...

This stuff is trending on Twitter. Some good LOLs.

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I have a Louis DeJoy joke but I’ll just screw up the delivery

Feel free to add your own!

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I had an Alan Dershowitz joke, and many others... (Original Post) True Dough Nov 2020 OP

Most Excellent malaise Nov 2020 #1

Hilarious underpants Nov 2020 #2

K&R MustLoveBeagles Nov 2020 #3

SCATHINGLY brilliant! Siwsan Nov 2020 #4

Here goes nothing... ShazzieB Nov 2020 #5

Like it! Delphinus Nov 2020 #13

I would have said, "but I have concerns about the punchline." tclambert Nov 2020 #18

I know a Mitch McConnell joke, but it doesn't work. DetlefK Nov 2020 #6

Ok, tavernier Nov 2020 #15

I wrote an Ivanka Trump joke but Donald Trump tried to get his hands on it. DetlefK Nov 2020 #7

At least Donald didn't try to grab it by the True Dough Nov 2020 #23

There's this Rudy Giuliani joke, but it will get some knickers in a twist. DetlefK Nov 2020 #8

If you hear someone build up a joke about Trump's lawyers, there won't be a pay-off. DetlefK Nov 2020 #9

I have a Rudy joke, it's hands down the best! MerryBlooms Nov 2020 #10

I had a Cory Gardner joke... But it's gone now Ohio Joe Nov 2020 #11

And speaking of senators, a Lindsey Graham joke sandensea Nov 2020 #29

Had a list of them Nevilledog Nov 2020 #12

Some winners in that bunch! True Dough Nov 2020 #24

Excellent! Hekate Nov 2020 #14

I have a Mike Tyson joke but there's no punch line. ananda Nov 2020 #16

There might be tonight! True Dough Nov 2020 #25

I wanna try! DemUnleashed Nov 2020 #17

Dated technology jokes True Dough Nov 2020 #26

I have a Mike Pence joke but Mother does not approve. keithbvadu2 Nov 2020 #19

My thanks to all of you for some very good laughs! niyad Nov 2020 #20

I had a Donald Trump joke, but I was informed by his legal team tclambert Nov 2020 #21

Brilliant!!!! K&R spanone Nov 2020 #22

I had a joke about Jared and Ivanka... Yavin4 Nov 2020 #27

My gosh True Dough Nov 2020 #30

I have a David Perdue joke, meadowlander Nov 2020 #28

I have a David Perdue joke, too.... lastlib Nov 2020 #41

Kick! burrowowl Nov 2020 #31

I had a Rudy joke, but it dyed out. wnylib Nov 2020 #32

Just for Despicable Men True Dough Nov 2020 #34

That's one scary face. Should be hidden wnylib Nov 2020 #35

Great stuff! Wounded Bear Nov 2020 #33

I have a stock of Kelly Loeffler jokes I'm willing to trade. OilemFirchen Nov 2020 #36

The Securities and Exchange Commission True Dough Nov 2020 #37

I had a Tucker Carlson joke, but I shipped the ONLY COPY via FedEx and they lost it! Grown2Hate Nov 2020 #38

I was trying to come up with a Martha McSally joke, but I fucked it up TWICE already. Grown2Hate Nov 2020 #39

K&R rpannier Nov 2020 #40

All these _________ jokes are redundancies....... eom lastlib Nov 2020 #42

George Conway with another DUzy! True Dough Dec 2020 #43

malaise

(268,966 posts)

1. Most Excellent

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:42 PM

Nov 2020

Get thee to the greatest page

underpants

(182,788 posts)

2. Hilarious

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:43 PM

Nov 2020

Thanks. I know copy and pasting these is a pain.

MustLoveBeagles

(11,594 posts)

3. K&R

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:45 PM

Nov 2020

Siwsan

(26,260 posts)

4. SCATHINGLY brilliant!

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:49 PM

Nov 2020

ShazzieB

(16,382 posts)

5. Here goes nothing...

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:50 PM

Nov 2020

I have a Susan Collins joke, but I can't make up my mind about the punchline.

Delphinus

(11,830 posts)

13. Like it!

Reply to ShazzieB (Reply #5)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 08:19 PM

Nov 2020

tclambert

(11,085 posts)

18. I would have said, "but I have concerns about the punchline."

Reply to ShazzieB (Reply #5)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:02 PM

Nov 2020

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)

6. I know a Mitch McConnell joke, but it doesn't work.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:51 PM

Nov 2020

tavernier

(12,383 posts)

15. Ok,

Reply to DetlefK (Reply #6)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 09:19 PM

Nov 2020

That works...

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)

7. I wrote an Ivanka Trump joke but Donald Trump tried to get his hands on it.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 07:53 PM

Nov 2020

True Dough

(17,303 posts)

23. At least Donald didn't try to grab it by the

Reply to DetlefK (Reply #7)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:14 PM

Nov 2020

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)

8. There's this Rudy Giuliani joke, but it will get some knickers in a twist.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 08:01 PM

Nov 2020

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)

9. If you hear someone build up a joke about Trump's lawyers, there won't be a pay-off.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 08:03 PM

Nov 2020

MerryBlooms

(11,768 posts)

10. I have a Rudy joke, it's hands down the best!

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 08:04 PM

Nov 2020

Ohio Joe

(21,755 posts)

11. I had a Cory Gardner joke... But it's gone now

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 08:05 PM

Nov 2020

sandensea

(21,627 posts)

29. And speaking of senators, a Lindsey Graham joke

Reply to Ohio Joe (Reply #11)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:28 PM

Nov 2020

But it sucks.

Nevilledog

(51,087 posts)

12. Had a list of them

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 08:12 PM

Nov 2020

I have a Melania joke but you’ll have to pay for it.

I WILL BE SHARING MY TREMENDOUS TRUMP JOKE IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.
2 WEEKS!

I have a Jim Jones joke but the punchline is too long. (Fugelsang)

I have a Beethoven joke, but its a little tone deaf

IHaveAJokeAboutDonaldTrumpsCourtFilings

I thought I'd have time to share my Mike Pence joke but I gotta fly.

I had a Rudy Giuliani joke, but it's lost its appeal.

I aslo haev a Sydnye Poewll joek...

I have a Michelangelo joke but it’ll go over your heads

I have a Salvador Dalí joke that's surreal.

I have a Jenna Ellis joke, but I can’t tell you what it is you just have to believe me

I have a Kayleigh McEnany joke and it’s in this tabbed binder I’ve got RIGHT HERE

I have a Stephen Miller joke that you will Nazi coming

I have a Don JR joke. It’s so funny it will make you snort.

True Dough

(17,303 posts)

24. Some winners in that bunch!

Reply to Nevilledog (Reply #12)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:15 PM

Nov 2020

Thanks for those!

Hekate

(90,662 posts)

14. Excellent!

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 08:26 PM

Nov 2020

Descended from Tom Swifties ( very much showing my age here )

ananda

(28,858 posts)

16. I have a Mike Tyson joke but there's no punch line.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 09:50 PM

Nov 2020

...

True Dough

(17,303 posts)

25. There might be tonight!

Reply to ananda (Reply #16)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:17 PM

Nov 2020

When I saw you wrote this I had to check to see if the fight against Roy Jones Jr. was over already and maybe Iron Mike got KO'd quickly or something.

Nope. the action is still to come later on.

DemUnleashed

(633 posts)

17. I wanna try!

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:01 PM

Nov 2020

I have a Kellyanne joke I was going to send you via fax but my machine is broke so I'll have to use my 'alternative fax' machine!

True Dough

(17,303 posts)

26. Dated technology jokes

Reply to DemUnleashed (Reply #17)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:17 PM

Nov 2020

are always welcome here, even if the punchline was telegraphed.

keithbvadu2

(36,785 posts)

19. I have a Mike Pence joke but Mother does not approve.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:05 PM

Nov 2020

I have a Mike Pence joke but Mother does not approve.

niyad

(113,278 posts)

20. My thanks to all of you for some very good laughs!

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:06 PM

Nov 2020

tclambert

(11,085 posts)

21. I had a Donald Trump joke, but I was informed by his legal team

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:06 PM

Nov 2020

that there are no such things as Donald Trump jokes.

spanone

(135,829 posts)

22. Brilliant!!!! K&R

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:11 PM

Nov 2020

Yavin4

(35,438 posts)

27. I had a joke about Jared and Ivanka...

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:25 PM

Nov 2020

but it's no longer acceptable by the NYC social scene.

True Dough

(17,303 posts)

30. My gosh

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #27)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:30 PM

Nov 2020

there's truth in your joke!

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meadowlander

(4,394 posts)

28. I have a David Perdue joke,

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:28 PM

Nov 2020

but I'm taking stock before I tell it.

lastlib

(23,222 posts)

41. I have a David Perdue joke, too....

Reply to meadowlander (Reply #28)

Sun Nov 29, 2020, 08:54 AM

Nov 2020

but it's an inside joke, you wouldn't get it.

Or is it a Loeffler joke? or possibly both?

burrowowl

(17,639 posts)

31. Kick!

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:33 PM

Nov 2020

wnylib

(21,438 posts)

32. I had a Rudy joke, but it dyed out.

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:35 PM

Nov 2020

True Dough

(17,303 posts)

34. Just for Despicable Men

Reply to wnylib (Reply #32)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:37 PM

Nov 2020

wnylib

(21,438 posts)

35. That's one scary face. Should be hidden

Reply to True Dough (Reply #34)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:43 PM

Nov 2020

from sight around children.

Wounded Bear

(58,648 posts)

33. Great stuff!

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:35 PM

Nov 2020

OilemFirchen

(7,143 posts)

36. I have a stock of Kelly Loeffler jokes I'm willing to trade.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:44 PM

Nov 2020

Just trying to work out the timing.

True Dough

(17,303 posts)

37. The Securities and Exchange Commission

Reply to OilemFirchen (Reply #36)

Sat Nov 28, 2020, 10:53 PM

Nov 2020

is looking into that joke.

Grown2Hate

(2,010 posts)

38. I had a Tucker Carlson joke, but I shipped the ONLY COPY via FedEx and they lost it!

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 11:04 PM

Nov 2020

Grown2Hate

(2,010 posts)

39. I was trying to come up with a Martha McSally joke, but I fucked it up TWICE already.

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 11:10 PM

Nov 2020

rpannier

(24,329 posts)

40. K&R

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Sat Nov 28, 2020, 11:37 PM

Nov 2020

lastlib

(23,222 posts)

42. All these _________ jokes are redundancies....... eom

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Sun Nov 29, 2020, 08:55 AM

Nov 2020

True Dough

(17,303 posts)

43. George Conway with another DUzy!

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Sat Dec 12, 2020, 09:36 AM

Dec 2020

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