BREAKING NEWS: Lottery Winner Finds Love

[TexasTowelie]

Move along now.

[ornotna]

1. Run away!

Run very far away guy.

[tulipsandroses]

2. I think Melania will have a big pay day waiting for her and won't have to rely on a sugar daddy

She will probably get a better offer for a book deal than trump. If she's willing to tell all. If she's willing to break whatever NDA trump put in place. But it may be worth her while to break it. She's a grifter, if the figures are right, she will.

[Mopar151]

3. In 6 months, he'd look like a Senator!

Lay off the beer and junk, walk 5 miles a day, get a chin tuck after 75 # come off. Cletus is guaranteed to clean up better than any Trump!

[Maraya1969]

5. Lipo on his chin would do wonders.

[Arne]

4. Is this that face switching app?

[ramblin_dave]

6. Or just photoshop

[Polybius]

7. If I won 181 million...

Yeah, I'd fall for her, I couldn't resist.

[mr_lebowski]

8. Yeah, I'd be toast ... be all over for me ... nt

[chwaliszewski]

9. LOL