Trump's Schedule for Monday, November 30, 2020

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Rain today; no golf. Who has the time for that anyway? There's way too much going on.

Watch these Twitter accounts:

https://twitter.com/markknoller

https://twitter.com/pwidakuswara

https://twitter.com/W7VOA

https://twitter.com/colvinj

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Monday, November 30, 2020

10:00 AM
Pool Call Time
In-House Pool Call Time
The White House

12:30 PM
Official Schedule
The President has lunch with the Vice President
Private Dining Room Closed Press

[Fullduplexxx]

1. Closed private lunch with v.p.? .. sounds like plan 'd' is going to get pitched

[DFW]

2. Sounds like plans R & P

Glad you could make it, Mike. Give my regards to Mommy

That's "Mother."

Whatever. Now look, Rudy is getting nowhere, and McConnell won't let me bomb Georgia or Arizona. I can't nuke Pennsylvania because it's too close to my golf course. So we have to do this the hard way.

What's the hard way, Mr. President?

I resign on December 22, and you pardon me as a Christmas present. For everything. All transgressions, legal and illegal, uncovered and so far not public knowledge.

EVERYTHING? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with everything.

Are you comfortable with Polonium in your tea?

Right. Everything.

That's better. And you're going to make Mar-a-Lago the 51st State, and name me governor.

But I don't think a president by himself can just create a new State.

Would you like to take that tea with your dessert now?

Got it. Mar-a-Lago the 51st State. Should I name Ivanka and Jared the new state's first Senators?

No, of course not.

Whew, that's a relief.

The Governor names the Senators, so I'll do that. Don't you know ANYTHING about how our government works?