I wish somebody would start whispering into Trump's ear about Rudy...

[RockRaven]

That Rudy is a drunkard who put boozing it up ahead of his work for Trump.
That Rudy is a choke-artist who wasn't prepared, and was a total clown, in court.
That "his" judges were ready and willing to give him the win but Rudy didn't make the right arguments to let them do that for him.
That if he had had a different lawyer he would have won those cases.
That Rudy is a glory hound who is glad to be in the spotlight, and Rudy cares about that more than winning for Trump.
That Rudy lied to him, to get into the spotlight, instead of Trump as is Trump's rightful place.
That Rudy didn't deliver, and now he expects something for nothing.
That Rudy didn't earn anything, so screw him.

It would be delicious if after all this pathetic humiliating chicanery in pursuit of a pardon, Rudy was left hanging by a petulant pouting Dotard.

(probably won't happen, but we can dream, can't we?)

[turtleblossom]

1. Remind him how many cases Guilianus lost on his behalf

I have a feeling Tяump may skip out of paying him if he haven't paid him up front yet.

[Blue Owl]

2. And also, that Rudy is moonlighting as an actor in Sacha Baron Cohen films

Taking away valuable time from his legal obligations...

[Pantagruel]

3. Rudy knows

too much, he gets a pardon.