Ok, shut it all down. Rudy Giuliani just farted.

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[MustLoveBeagles]

1. So he's talking out of his ass

[Nevilledog]

5. At least he's not leaking out of it.....

That we know.....I really don't wanna know

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. It really is a clown show. Farts included.

[uponit7771]

3. Is this real

[C_U_L8R]

4. Kraken released.

[torius]

11. yes indeed!

[C_U_L8R]

12. Even funnier

Jenna Ellis had to just sit there and, I presume, hold her breath. Kraken karma.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

15. I really, really hope she was breathing through her mouth and

got a taste of it. The only thing that would make this better is, if he had cabbage and beer for lunch.

[Cha]

16. lol

[SunSeeker]

26. DUzy!

[lunatica]

6. Shit just wants to escape his body

Whether it comes out in sweat rolling down his jowls or out of his ass.

[grumpyduck]

7. He's multitasking.

[Marie Marie]

24. OMG that was too funny.

[BootinUp]

8. Guliani, just makes me laugh anymore

an evil little clown.

[Stinky The Clown]

9. Many years ago, on DU-1, I had a post entitled "Farts Are Funny" shut down.

I mean, really. Who didn't laugh at this?

Simply put, farts ARE funny.

Rudy? He's just pathetic.

[Hoyt]

13. +1. Still laughing.

[BootinUp]

18. That old system lol, like when a thread blew up

that you were enjoying, yeah i remember. It wasn't me bro.

[chriscan64]

10. Just yesterday I said he was due for another "incident".

Borat movie, Four Seasons fiasco, dripping hair dye all happened roughly 2 weeks apart. Every time you think he can't top it (bottom it?), he comes through with another whopper. I was guessing opening argument in court with his fly open. Maybe he's saving that for 2 weeks from now.

[Blue Owl]

14. Odor in the Court... Odor in the Court...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

17. .

.

[Nevilledog]

19. Odor in The Courtyard by Marriott.

Fixed it

[torius]

20. He was cutting a Ukrainian gas deal

Ukrainian oligarch Firtash linked to Giuliani pals' gas deals and Biden dirt digging

Or, just holding a super spreader.

[elevator]

21. I'll bet Rudy's team starts wearing masks in the future.

He could be deadlier than covid.

[TomDaisy]

22. Jesus please help me. I can't take any more.

[TomDaisy]

23. point of odor

[Marie Marie]

25. His eyebrows sort of flinch right after "the great escape".

[SunSeeker]

27. Not as much as the woman next to him flinched! LOL

[IsItJustMe]

28. Kick because Rudy is so nasty!!!

This guy no shame. None! He reminds me of that Timex watch commercial years ago. Take a licking and keeps on ticking.

[Hav]

29. He's quite the comedian...

Oh god, please no but with Rudy we kind of know it's coming:

Link to tweet

[dware]

30. Rudy should be classified as a toxic waste dump,

eligible for a massive clean up.