Old friend that is a Trump supporter believes the COVID vaccine

[ALBliberal]

vaccine will contain a tracking device and she will not take the vaccine because she doesn’t want to be “tracked like a dog”.
Crazy. I suppose if vaccine had been available under Trump she would be first in line.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. Ask Ms. Einstein if she has a f'ing mobile phone...

[lindysalsagal]

4. or uses search engines or the interwebs....

[TheBlackAdder]

18. Or a car, or a face, or credit cards, or the Internet, or a cable TV box. . .

[roamer65]

22. BINGO. THIS!!!!!

[jayfish]

2. Hope She Doesn't Have a Phone. -NT-

[LizBeth]

3. Track me. Don't give a flyin fug. I am out of here in a decade or two, or if lucky, three. Track me.

[GoCubsGo]

7. Me, too. They'll be really bored with me.

They can tell me how far I'm going when I'm out for a walk. Or, when I take a trip to the grocery store. Oh, wait! My loyalty cards and credit card already do that! Otherwise, I don't really go anywhere else.

[LizBeth]

17. Lmao... I know, I was thinking the same. I returned something the other day and out of blue,

I started getting tons of ad for that product on social network. I hear you. Too funny.

[Siwsan]

5. If someone injected a tracking device into me, they'd be in danger of death by boredom.

A drive to Aldi, once every week or two, an occasional BIG OUTING to Ollies or Big Lots (when I get a coupon) and an even less frequent drive to the cannabis shop.

[dubyadiprecession]

6. How did he find out?

No one is supposed to know about the tracking devices!
When Comrade Soro’s hears about this leak, heads will roll!

[Flaleftist]

16. It's going around as a Facebook meme, so you know it's true

[OnDoutside]

21. Ironically, Facebook is the bigger tracking device.

[Vinca]

8. Urge your friend to seek help.

[kskiska]

9. Then why is Trump pushing the vaccine?

They don't trust their leader?

[niyad]

10. As a technological nob-genius here, could one of you more advanced types explain to me how both

the vaccine and the tracking device will be in the injection? Are there liquid tracking devices? How, exactly, will this work? I am deeply puzzled, and concerned.

[Arne]

12. The way I heard it

was an injection in the right ass cheek,
and then they watch you thru the toilet.
. I've heard crazier. (not really)

[unblock]

15. the technology exists! the tracking devices are really tiny, encased in silicate glass:

A human microchip implant is typically an identifying integrated circuit device or RFID transponder encased in silicate glass and implanted in the body of a human being. This type of subdermal implant usually contains a unique ID number that can be linked to information contained in an external database, such as personal identification, law enforcement, medical history, medications, allergies, and contact information.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microchip_implant_(human)


the crazy part is not that about the technology, but about the notion that the government and the private companies actually making the vaccines would actually do this.

[Chicago1980]

11. Now it's time to fuck with her...

Tell her the deep can get to her anyway and anytime...

They could put a tracking device into the Big Mac and she’d never know.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. That's a great idea, my dear Chicago1980!

For sure, she would never know.

[doc03]

13. I know a couple of them myself it's a tracing device and mind controling

nanochip. If Trump told them to take it they would all run out and be first in line. Same way with masks if he would have said wear a mask thousands of lives would have been saved.

[Liberal In Texas]

19. Those liquid tracking devices are all the rage with the spy community.

Who needs a microchip that would only have a range of a few inches, the liquid ones can be received by orbiting spy satellites. All funded by Bil Gates and George Soros with money funneled through Hugo Chavez 12 years ago.

Makes as much sense as anything else I've heard from these nuts.

[johnp3907]

20. How much dog tracking really happens?

🤔

[Chellee]

28. Thank you!

Nobody is tracking dogs. The closest you get is that some dogs can be identified if they get lost, but that's it, and frankly, that's a good thing.

[OverBurn]

23. It will make you one of those homysexuals, I read on thee interwebs.

[femmedem]

24. I've got a family member who posted that same wackadoo conspiracy theory on FB.

It's being pushed by at least one of the reich wing sites.

[ALBliberal]

25. Can you tell me which site? Pm me if you can.

I’m curious what she’s reading. This seems way past anything she would see on fox. Thanks if you can.

[femmedem]

30. pm'd you. n/t

[lpbk2713]

26. Damn that Bill Gates.

He is the devil I tell ya!

[TeamPooka]

27. thats what her cellphone is for. Silly person.

[MerryBlooms]

29. Our middle sister believes this shit. She has so many co morbidities it's not funny.

Her highest risk is her stupidity.