Surprise surprise, Rudy's looney Michigan yelling drunk is an actress........

[sunonmars]

Link to tweet

[Walleye]

1. What is Rudy pranked again? I can't tell anymore

[rsdsharp]

2. If her role was to convince the Michigan legislators,

or anyone else, that she genuinely has knowledge of election fraud, she failed. If she was hired to play a drunk, she should get an award.

[Brother Mythos]

3. I knew it!

I had speculated as much on another thread concerning this subject!

[Indykatie]

4. Of Course She Looks Much Younger in This Head Shot

[klook]

5. That pic looks like one you'd expect to see on a different kind of website

— just sayin’.

[sunonmars]

7. Yes, it has been speculated .... would not surprise me if that's how Rudy knows her.

[klook]

11. Maybe he thought she was Borat's sister. (nt)

[Nevilledog]

8. Wonder if she knows Stormy?

[keithbvadu2]

19. Or knows Melania? From the modeling business?

[Nevilledog]

21. Yeah.....m.o.d.e.l.i.n.g.

[keithbvadu2]

33. Modeling

[Nevilledog]

38. Ha!

[RockRaven]

12. An "actress" who has been "modeling for years" in the thriving film and fashion hub of...

*checks notes* uh, Detroit?

Sounds legit.

[TeamPooka]

13. Hey, they have a lot of car shows in that area. Pretty girls standing next to Buicks. Huge market

Huuuuuuuge.
With that kind of high end work you don't need to live in NY or Paris or even Los Angeles.

[Progressive Jones]

23. My younger sister was a car model each year at the Chicago Auto Show, back in the 80's.

She wasn't really a model, but knew someone involved in hiring models for the car shows
It helped pay her way through college.

She said it was real good money, but the days were long. I remember being shocked to hear
how much she was hit on everyday.

[hunter]

35. My younger sister was a Lakers Girl.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laker_Girls

College paid for, but hit on every day.

Possibly less sordid than my late 'seventies early 'eighties life.

[HUAJIAO]

50. is somebody still making buicks ?

[LisaM]

31. People actually get pretty dressed up in Detroit.

Maybe not on the street, but if you go to restaurants or receptions, or other events, you'll find that people enjoy dressing up. I notice that whenever I'm back there.

Not saying that Melissa Carone is a fashion icon, though.

[Kid Berwyn]

51. Detroit is a UNESCO City of Design

https://en.unesco.org/creative-cities/detroit

Where the modern world came from. Where the middle class was created. Arsenal of Democracy, too.

[Xipe Totec]

25. And the pony looked a little bored

"Polly in a Pony"
- Shel Silverstein

[uncle ray]

28. like the kind where you find a person who knows what to do when you tuck in your shirt.

[Zoonart]

6. This is not an actress' head shot

this is and escort service headshot.
Just sayin".

[TeamPooka]

14. OMG, you and everyone else needs to click on the link and see some her other pictures. There's one

where she's carrying a Round # card at a fight or wrestling match and a few other doozies too.
So f'n awesome!

[liberaltrucker]

15. Nice, uh, "kidneys"

[FakeNoose]

18. And she dates short men too

She's 5"2"

[Historic NY]

9. Shes on facebook too

[Nevilledog]

10. Don't forget her appearance on FOX

[bluestarone]

16. LOCK HER UP!!

PERJURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TomDaisy]

17. cast her in the next Borat movie

[Fiendish Thingy]

20. Didn't she claim to be an IT freelancer working on the election?

If she actually signed an “affadavid” stating that, she could be in big trouble...and if she didn’t, I think her career just got a big boost.

[LiberalFighter]

49. If I read right elsewhere nobody was sworn in. Someone swore themselves in.

[Hortensis]

22. Lots of wannabe "actors" aren't anything of the sort but are attention seekers.

I don't think Borat is going to belatedly appear. MI Trump-supporting part-time worker getting a moment sounds a lot more likely. However, it is easy to believe this is her notion of how she should look and act.

Our DIL was sent to count votes last spring as a county employee. We're so glad she's out of it this time; she keeps expecting to see someone she recognizes on the news coverage.

Link to tweet

[Susan Calvin]

24. I knew it I knew it I knew it!

And not a very good one either.

[SeattleVet]

26. Looking at her TV appearances over the past few weeks...

and her Facebook and LinkedIn profiles, this really doesn't appear to be the same person.

Similar looking, but a lot of differences, also. Looks like it may be coincidence, with two people sharing the same name.

[My Pet Orangutan]

27. An exotic actress, maybe.

https://www.exploretalent.com/mellissa23

[DinahMoeHum]

44. Or a pole dancer.

[My Pet Orangutan]

47. Pole dancer's expert poll evidence :)

[tanyev]

58. Aha! Her Testifying At Hearing costume has the look of a Gentlemen's Club Librarian.

Take off the glasses, pull out the one pin anchoring the hair, fling the hair back with a head swing and strut down the stage.

[underpants]

60. Well played

[lindysalsagal]

29. It's Shakespearian. Seriously.

That and Borat. What's next? Benny Hill???

&ab_channel=TheBennyHillFanConsortium

[alphafemale]

30. She reminded me of Victoria Jackson

From SNL years ago.

She went full right wing loco years ago, so it wouldn't be a stretch.

[Marie Marie]

34. That was my thought. Yup, Victoria Jackson and just as crazy.

[BMW2020RT]

37. I thought of Jackson too.

[OMGWTF]

52. Me three.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

32. I love this exchange

"Does anyone know if she was actually a poll worker?"

"I think she may have been confused about what kind of pole was involved."

[ffr]

36. Facepalm moment.

Not again!

When will the grift end?

[nolabear]

39. The plot thickens...

Link to tweet

?s=12

[Takket]

41. what is it the rethugs always say to dismiss anyone? "She was no angel"

lol

[Ford_Prefect]

40. Was that cash or credit card?

She neither looked nor sounded real in the testimony. The "fake" was rather obvious I thought. I didn't suppose she was an actress, just a bad liar and GOP political operative like the others.

[thesquanderer]

42. I hope this is on Colbert tonight (n/t)

[Wednesdays]

59. Colbert was ALL OVER this tonight!

There should be a video clip posted by morning.

[mikelgb]

43. She claimed she was in IT

bullshit

[nolabear]

45. Well, kinda...

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?s=12

[mikelgb]

54. ....

[twodogsbarking]

46. I suppose she is good at

tucking in his shirt.

[live love laugh]

48. If it's not apparent by now Rudy's pranking everyone.

These aren’t mishaps...it’s staged intentional distraction.

Propoganda.

From the press conference location to the dripping hair dye to the actress they hired.

They’re not “dumb” and this is not funny.

The more people laugh at them the more that appeals to their non-critical thinking cult base.

[TimeToGo]

53. They ain't that smart

[not fooled]

55. It's a Stupid Coup

which is deadly serious

https://medium.com/indica/i-lived-through-a-coup-america-is-having-one-now-437934b1dac3

Your Republicans have set forces into play they cannot possibly understand and certainly cannot control. And they don’t even want to. To them, chaos is a ladder.

This is the point. You have taken an orderly system balancing a whole lot of chaos and fucked with it. I don’t know how it’s going to explode, but I can promise you this. It’s going to explode.

This is precisely why we have elections, and why both sides accept the results. To keep the chaos at bay. The whole point is that you have a regular, ritual fight rather than fighting all the time. Once one side breaks ritual then you’re on the way to civil war. Once you break the rules then chaos ensues. What exactly happens? I don’t know. It’s chaos.

[LessAspin]

56. first-degree obscenity charge

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016278677

[shanti]

57. Called it n/t