Sickness is as sickness does. . . . Please come CAPTION Rudy!!!

[skip fox]

Rudy (The man who helped us redefine "abhorrent" ) Giuliani is thinking: "Damn. . . . I think my zipper's stuck again."

[Ziggysmom]

1. Puts a hand over his mouth to cover his fart

[Brainfodder]

2. The moment Rudy realized it's not a dream.

[dem4decades]

3. If you put your hand over your mouth hard enough you can let the gas out your ass.

No more embarrassing burps!

[Sneederbunk]

4. Caption: I just realized I am crazier than I thought I was.

[Atticus]

5. His glasses are made by "HAWKERS"?

Why not "LOOGIES" OR "GOBS O' PHLEGM"?

[underpants]

6. Jenna Ellis's background check pops up on his phone.

[captain queeg]

7. Dammit!I forgot to put on my Depends this morning.

I need to order some of those Japanese diapers that include a charcoal filter.

[skip fox]

10. Nicely nice.

[malaise]

8. Dyehard is wondering

To fart or not to fart...that is the question!

[Blue Owl]

13. Dyehard?

You're killin' me Malaise!!!

[malaise]

14. Stole it from John Berman

I howled with laughter when he said it

[cayugafalls]

9. I wonder if anyone else smells that?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

11. OMG! I was known as America's Mayor! What have I done?

Need more wine. Need massive amounts of wine!

[Blue Owl]

12. "I always sniff my hand after I tuck in my shirt."

"And I also like to smell my own farts.."

[malaise]

15. He's literally an old fart

that Dyehard fool.

[Blue Owl]

16. Won't be long before we have...

Dyehard II: Dye Harder

Maybe next week, in preparation for the holidays? Rudy would be due for his next gaffe around then...

[malaise]

19. Dye Harder with a Vengeance

[Blue Owl]

20. After today's news...

He can Dye Harder with a Virus!!!

[malaise]

21. DUzy

[JustGene]

17. "Ack, she got me back!"

[KY_EnviroGuy]

18. Oh shit, who am I gonna grift after Trump's gone?

KY.........