Jenna Ellis, "I am trying to overturn the election for Jesus!"

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/12/jenna-ellis-says-jesus-wants-her-to-overturn-the-election-im-doing-the-right-thing-for-god/

Jenna Ellis, an attorney for President Donald Trump, on Monday explained that she had religious reasons for trying to overturn the results of the 2020 election.

During an interview on Fox Business, Ellis was asked how she maintains a positive attitude amid setbacks in court and Rudy Giuliani’s COVID-19 diagnosis.

“You know, my life is in service and honor to the Lord Jesus Christ,” Ellis said. “And so whatever anybody else says really doesn’t bother me. I hope that I can be a light and inspiration to everyone else that no matter what anyone else says about you, it’s all about just who you are as a person and made in the image of God and in Christ.”

Seems like Jesus could have stopped the steal by Hugo Chavez?

[Xipe Totec]

1. Jesus needs a better lawyer.

[Roland99]

21. Apparently good enough. He hasn't been deposed

[Initech]

2. To quote Stephen Colbert: "This just in, Jesus has quit!"

[regnaD kciN]

3. Last I checked, the Lord wasn't on the ballot...

[lame54]

4. Doesn't she realize...

Jesus turned one Biden vote into many

He is not on their side

[yellowcanine]

5. Yes, Jenna, because I get so inspired by people trying to steal elections.

[lame54]

6. These people would vote for Pontius Pilate

[RussellCattle]

7. I love it when someone says "I don't care what anyone else says". You can actually hear....

.....the little doors in their mind slamming shut.

[Grins]

46. Or my fav when I nail a Reich-winger "Well, all I know is..."

...as soon as I hear that I stop them cold.

“If that’s all you know then you don’t know anything!” I cut them off. Conversation over.

And then they say I don’t listen to them.

[RussellCattle]

47. Yep, that's another good one. I usually say "It would help if you knew more".

[TeamPooka]

8. says the lady that has Satan for a client.

[NightWatcher]

9. He wasn't born here. Sorry but nice try.

[dalton99a]

10. Jesus says fuck off

[AZ8theist]

39. Lol!!

Hey Sooos himself would be called a commie radical by these hypocrites...

[Biophilic]

11. I had no idea there were this many truly crazy lawyers in the world.

Seriously, I just sort of thought being a lawyer required some smarts and basic sense. I see that I was ridiculously naive and nonsensical. So many things I'm having to rethink in my later years. It's hard on an older brain. But sometimes you just can't ignore what's happening. (sign)

[DEbluedude]

33. Actual transcript...

...
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

[Biophilic]

35. Yes, I've seen that before. Thanks I needed the laugh.

Obviously I've underestimated lawyers and their insanity.

[PSPS]

12. I'd like to be in the courtroom when she explains that to the judge!

[onethatcares]

29. what will be crazier,

if it can, will be when she calls Jesus to the stand......

[FSogol]

13. Jesus is powerless against the Squad and socialism! Only Jenna Ellis can save the world!

[yellowcanine]

14. Jesus said, "The meek shall inherit the earth." That leaves out Dumpy and his minions.

[Solly Mack]

15. Icky

[spanone]

16. Crazy mofo

[Baclava]

17. Liars, they are full into the 'Almighty Father Trump-Christ', worshipping at his unholy altar now

Its a cult thang, Trump is the new Baal

[Brother Mythos]

18. From what I've been told, Jesus should be easily capable of taking care of ...

a thing like that all by himself. In any case, I have no reason to believe Jenna Ellis is the right person for the job. I doubt that Jesus would even bother to interview her for the position.

[Midnight Writer]

19. So she works for a foreign power?

[usajumpedtheshark]

20. Dear Jesus

What the heaven is this?!! Even I passed on this one.

Love,

Satan

P.S.
Your b-day present is in the mail.

[Kittycow]

22. Hahaha

[LisaL]

23. She should be sitting in quarantine right now, considering her close proximity to Rudy

prior to his covid diagnosis.

[PirateRo]

24. Completely incompatible with democracy

This is poison in society. You cannot serve a magical, invisible sky captain king controlled by the Republican Party and have a democracy.

[Thekaspervote]

25. Jesus isn't on the f..king ticket!!

[Blue Owl]

26. Jesus H. Christ on a Kraken

[tenderfoot]

27. Jesus loves child separation, looser environmental regulations, tax cuts for billionaires, etc...

[Gothmog]

28. This idiot needs to be disbarred

She is a really bad attorney and is an embarrassment to the profession

[tanyev]

30. God is in control--until he does something they don't like.

[CanonRay]

31. I despise these Jesus freaks

Always sure they know what is best for everyone

[Vinca]

32. Well, she's a shitty attorney. Maybe she should consider snake handling for Jesus.

[Progressive Jones]

34. Did she pronounce "Lord" in two syllables? nt

[AirmensMom]

36. So Jesus couldn't have just

flipped the votes in the first place to avoid all this bullshit? Why does he need a lawyer? I thought he was all powerful and all. Color me confused.

These religious nuts are getting crazier all the time. It's fucking scary.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

37. Who would Jesus grab by the pussy?

[smirkymonkey]

38. How can she say that with a straight face?

These people are just shameless.

[durablend]

40. Where's the lightning bolt?

[malaise]

41. So Jebus didn't want Biden to win - how did he win then?

These fucking idiots are too much for me. Go Covid yourself Jenna - oh wait!

[Larissa]

42. West Wing Fears Covid Spread after Jenna Ellis attends WH Party

The White House denizens continue to deliberately spread a deadly pathogen. Ellis was sitting downwind of Rudy's gas eruptions during his Soupy Sales testimony. People can die who have absolutely no connection whatsoever to these cultist sociopaths; they have no regard for humanity whatsoever. The U.S. is approaching 300,000 total deaths, with nearly 283,000 recorded. This is Trump's legacy. After four years of Trump Stink, the Biden administration will need a haz-mat team to disinfect every square inch of the petri dish that the White House has become.

https://www.axios.com/jenna-ellis-trump-lawyer-covid-2bab2624-0b25-4f47-a532-079fd2c392da.html

[Pharlo]

43. Hallelujah!!!

She works for The Lord, and The Lord saw fit to give her covid, hopefully a bad enough case to keep her out of courtrooms until it is too late to late to overturn The Lord's choice - Biden / Harris. Praise The Lord!!!

[llashram]

45. this is karma

[LiberalLovinLug]

44. So Jesus wants her to defend the hedonist who rejects God, cheats on his wives, cages children...

....I could go on as you'all know.


While the Democrat she wants to unseat is a dedicated Catholic Christian who goes to church regularly. Who has been happily married for decades. Acts decently.

[JHB]

48. In real life, every person like this would have shouted loudly "GIVE US BARABBAS".

[IsItJustMe]

49. Reckon if Jesus came back again, these would be the same CINO's that would hang him up again.