Ivanka and Jared are building a house on an island in Florida

[kskiska]

https://pagesix.com/2020/12/07/ivanka-trump-and-jared-kushner-spend-30m-on-miami-land/?fbclid=IwAR256jJS55aG6C9pMhNbhUrQslhNxemhCu4Q-tFIHVYf_ypsHm62aysjEjI

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Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner have splashed out on a $30 million-plus dollar lot of land on Miami’s uber-swanky and high-security Indian Creek Island — known as the “Billionaire’s Bunker” — Page Six can exclusively reveal.

Ahead of President Trump’s exit from the White House, the couple is busy making plans for life after D.C. and have viewed numerous properties and lots of land in the Miami and Palm Beach area.

The private, guarded and gated Indian Creek Island is also one of the most secure places in Florida, as it boasts a 13-man police force for just 29 residences.

It is believed the couple purchased Lot 4, which was owned by Julio Iglesias, to build a bayfront estate. The sale closes on December 17, we’re told.

[Drum]

1. Yay! Don't even think of coming back here to New York

[Laura PourMeADrink]

6. Yes! They would be stoned on the NY streets! I like it that they

have to bunker down in anonymity!! Sweeter when they get hauled off to jail.

[cojoel]

35. Well in fairness

lots of people are stoned on NY streets...

[Afromania]

9. Damn straight, we only want to see you again to stand trial for financial fraud.

[bdamomma]

30. An island huh???

don't you wish Alcatraz was still open.

Bastards.

[albacore]

2. They better build that sucker out of asbestos....

... or with a "panic room" inside another "panic room".

[ResistantAmerican17]

18. My glasses were fogged up and at first I read "build it out of assholes" and I thought

it’s definitely going to be filled with them....

[Bev54]

4. Oh good, another asset that can be seized and not hidden.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

28. Isn't Florida a bankruptcy haven?

[Bev54]

32. I am not talking about bankruptcy but court seizure.

[Captain Zero]

68. Yes it is. I give them one year to file a strategic bankruptcy.

They will get to keep the house. Then sell it once the bankruptcy has cleared.

[dustyscamp]

5. Hopefully they hire "the best people" to build their house

And when a deadly hurricane hits they think they are safe

[jpak]

7. CAT 5

[lapfog_1]

8. before their kids are grown

it will be under water

[Zoonart]

12. HAHAHAHAH...

gives new meaning to a sunk investment.

[ornotna]

31. Yep, money well spent

Julio Iglesias is thinking "There's a sucker born every minute"

[Ilsa]

49. I'm hoping, too.

And no fresh water for any of them!

[CurtEastPoint]

10. Good. Bring on the rising tides. Fuckers.

[Dreampuff]

11. Just what we need

We have OJ Simpson and George Zimmerman and countless others here, not to mention Trump himself. There is an issue with him living at Mar-A-Lago though. There was an agreement that no one would stay at the resort more than 19 days per year, but he spent well over 100 days there in 2019. Even though he is supposedly the owner, he signed the agreement that would prevent him from living there. But when did he ever follow the rules?

[GopherGal]

33. Those Asset Protection laws are quite a draw

I think there's some Fla state laws that protect assets from creditors. That seems to draw a "certain element" to the state, and the Trump/Kushners are part of that element.

[Journeyman]

13. I'd be interested to hear the opinions of those at the other 28 residences . . .

[diva77]

21. There goes the neighborhood

[SMC22307]

36. Russian billionaire, steel tycoon, hedge fund managers,

overpaid college football (?) coach, ... I imagine they'll fit right in.

[Journeyman]

54. Yeah, I see your point . . .

[vapor2]

14. I fear there will be NO accountability

as DeSantis will prevent them from being extradited to NY or DC for their crimes

[TeamPooka]

15. Marco Rubio is about to lose his job. Ivanka will run for senate and beat marco in the '22 primary

my prediction
then she runs for Prez over daddy in 24

[Dorian Gray]

66. She has all the personality

of a piece of uptight cardboard.

I'm sorry, but I can't see Marco Rubio losing to her. Even the trumpers see her as a spoiled ice princess wannabe fake scientist.

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. Do either of them play golf?

Because the bloody island is a golf course with houses around it;

https://goo.gl/maps/ziJPVBVrUCd9WzDe9

You can run, but you can't hide.

[Brother Buzz]

38. There will be bullseyes painted on the windows

Might be prudent to invest in some bullet-proof glass.

I'm just saying

[CaptYossarian]

17. Putting that Inauguration money to good use.

[dalton99a]

19. Her Royal Highness's new acquisition:

[tanyev]

23. Better put that house up on stilts.

Just sayin'.

[malaise]

37. Yep that's a spot waiting for a hurricane

Damn

[Ilsa]

50. Or another ice shelf to calve and dissolve. nt

[Submariner]

34. Ooooh look...Grampy Donnie can visit every day and play golf in the backyard

[bdamomma]

39. Great area

for a hurricane hit.

[kairos12]

52. Climate Change will have the last laugh on them.

[JPbelgium]

64. Well, there goes the ole neighborhood... (n/t)

[Baclava]

69. Looks like a long boat ride to pick up gal of milk and some bread, they gonna need a helicopter

[katmondoo]

20. After living in N.Y. it will be boring on a small Island. I know I lived in New York City.

I still miss N.Y.C. I live in Florida now because I could not take the cold weather as I aged.

[Ohiogal]

22. The builder

Had better ask for his money up front.

[Wounded Bear]

24. I betcha SEAL Team 6 could get in...

[Stinky The Clown]

25. I know an architect who can design that house with a spectacular basement for them to hang in

glub

glub

glub

glub

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. They'll be in Rostov-on-Don before the builder has a chance to pour the cement. nt

[Sanity Claws]

27. So long as process servers can get out there,

that's fine with me.

In the meantime, they might be taken out by a category 4 or 5.

[dhol82]

29. That lot will be underwater in about twenty years.

Maybe less.

[Disaffected]

48. No prob.

They'll build a wall and Daddy will get Mexico to pay for it.

[SeattleVet]

40. There are already high-security accommodations waiting for them on a tropical island.

The US facilities at Guantanamo Bay recently expanded their lodging.

These folks will fit right in with the existing community.

Space for the entire family, and even their friends and high-level supporters.

A win/win for everyone!

[bullwinkle428]

41. "They still own their New York City apartment on Park Avenue apartment

and have no plans to sell."

Oh, trust me on this one - they'll quietly sell that place in NY when they think no one is paying attention!

[JI7]

60. I think they hope to get back to their NY Life one day

[Grasswire2]

42. with WHAT money??

And where will the children live when all the adult relatives are in prison??

[moonscape]

58. Our money, of course. n/t

[Greybnk48]

43. So. If you have money, no matter HOW you got it, you are immune to prosecution

for anything? There are no laws for people with money. Is that what's being predicted?

[no_hypocrisy]

44. Won't it be underwater in five (or less) years?

[handmade34]

46. we can hope

[Buckeyeblue]

45. How do they have the money for this?

[babylonsister]

47. They're seriously loaded...

How Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner built their $1.1 billion fortune and how they spend it

https://www.businessinsider.com/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-net-worth-2019-1

[Buckeyeblue]

63. I don't buy it. Trump is up to his eyeballs in debt.

But his daughter and her husband have money to blow? Something doesn't seem on the up and up

[NotASurfer]

51. Private island, heavily guarded. Bond movie villain territory

A good villain has to have a lair and henchpeople. Wonder who gets to be the "Number Two" in the organization and thrown into the standard villain "pit of some esoteric death"?

[VOX]

65. Does it include a fluffy white cat for Jared's lap?

For the price, it should!

[dhol82]

67. It should be the naked cat from Dr. Evil

[Totally Tunsie]

53. Looking at Google Map, apparently there is nothing commercial

on this island paradise, which means any and every thing they want/need, they must go off-island to purchase. What a PITA, especially since their lot is at the far end of the island and there's only one exit bridge on the opposite side.

Ya' don't want to run out of vodka late on a sultry summer night, unless they deliver. Rich people problem.


https://www.google.com/maps/place/Indian+Creek,+FL+33154/@25.8762599,-80.1379839,2080m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x88d9b28ecf3906ff:0x6f97a0b5d9ef1a5d!8m2!3d25.8776393!4d-80.1358342

[KentuckyWoman]

55. Good.

Maybe they will stay there and fuck off permanently .

I know it is harsh but I just want them GONE.

[JHB]

56. Does the place have alligators naturally...

...or do they need to be imported for a proper "villain lair" aesthetic?

[marlakay]

57. They are probably thinking that all the republicans

That run Florida will keep them safe from New York crimes.

[JI7]

59. Does this mean their Social Life will consist of more Boat Parades and Less Hamptons Parties and

High end Fashion shows ?

[blogslut]

61. Guess they didn't want to shell out for lots 5 & 6

I mean, if I were a rich criminal and buying land on an island, I would want as much space between my neighbors as possible, but that's just me.

[walkingman]

62. I cannot even imagine what people like those two think about - they might as well be aliens.

[milestogo]

70. Maybe there's a sinkhole on Lot 4