Trump Attempts to Fire Amy Coney Barrett
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A furious Donald J. Trump attempted to fire the Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett, sources report.
According to the sources, Trump was so irate about the Supreme Court’s dismissal of his election challenge on Tuesday that he phoned Barrett directly to inform her that she was “history.”
“I hired you to get a job done, and you didn’t get it done,” Trump angrily informed Barrett. “You’re out of here.”
Sources say that Barrett had the unenviable task of informing Trump that Supreme Court Justices are appointed for life and therefore cannot be fired, a revelation that left Trump “flabbergasted.”
“If I can’t fire anybody I want, maybe I don’t want to be President anymore,” he reportedly muttered.
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It isn't funny if it's plausible. 
And damn near anything is plausible with this orange clown.
Just about every satire that he's offered since we've had Trump has been pretty plausible. 
I start out with "oh, God, what's the lunatic done now." Then I see it's The New Yorker and Borowitz. Relief....sorta. Other than the fact that this very well could be true!!
What the fuck is up with that nose???
The real life insanity arguably eclipsed the best that SNL could do - and I think that Cecily Strong and Kate McKinnon were both terrific! 
