Coming soon: Fox Weather! How will that look?

[dsharp88]

Last edited Thu Dec 10, 2020, 02:34 PM - Edit history (1)

https://www.thewrap.com/fox-news-is-launching-a-streaming-weather-service-fox-weather/

"Fox News Media is launching Fox Weather, a new ad-supported streaming service covering and forecasting the weather, next year."

Here are some guidelines I believe may be put in place on the the new weather service:

Rule #1 - Instead of "drifting in an easterly direction", weather patterns in the Northern Hemisphere will heretofore be "moving to the right".
Rule #2 - Municipal snow plows are to be referred to as "socialistic community snow organizers".
Rule #3 - Weather is becoming more extreme, not due to climate change, but because "God is upset with ______" (fill in the blank with today's targeted minority group)
Rule #4 - All hurricanes must be named ______ (pick one - Hillary, Obama, Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, Hunter Biden, or AOC)
Rule #5 - Alaskan weather events NEVER originate from Russia.

[underpants]

1. Does weather just pop up on the Canadian border?

Like on all the other weather maps?

[Shermann]

2. Rule #6 - Alabama is screwed

I predict a lot of hurricane spaghetti models showing direct hits on them.

[RazzleCat]

3. blonde with long legs in a short skirt

Never forget Fox lured many of its viewers by having news models.

[Shermann]

8. Kayleigh is looking for work!

It will be sunny in the red states and rainy in the blue states...every day!

The binder says so, so...

[2naSalit]

4. Like it's always sunny in Cleveland...

Only everywhere.

[durablend]

5. No "fancy schmansy" computer graphics

All they use is Sharpies.

[ProfessorGAC]

6. Here's An Extra Rule

If bad weather ruins a holiday weekend, simply state it's not actually raining.

[roamer65]

7. Politicization of the weather is coming.

[Rstrstx]

9. A channel dedicated to denying global warming

Every heat spell and fire will be normal and any snowstorm will be held up as proof that global warming is a hoax.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

10. Beat me to the punch

[dsharp88]

11. These replies are GREAT! Ha! :-)