Devin Nunes has tested Positive for Covid!

[Roland99]

Link to tweet

New! Ca Rep @devinnunes tells @KMJNOW he tested positive for COVID-19

No word as to whether he is sympmoomatic

Link to tweet

Devin Nunes is now the 37th member of Congress and 28th Republican to test positive. 76% of Covid-19 cases in Congress are from Republicans.

[wcmagumba]

1. Please God, save the cow...nt

[Towlie]

74. Don't worry, cows only get sympmoomatic from hoof & mouth disease.

 
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[OhZone]

2. I was expecting cow pox.

ha

[Jerry2144]

27. Choke, gasp!

Thank you. I needed that laugh. The funniest thing I'd read yet today.

[List left]

65. If he decides to retire it will be nune to soon. Already well past the best used by date...

[Danmel]

67. That is brilliant

[Hassin Bin Sober]

75. .

[soldierant]

76. I was too! Great minds

fall in the same ditch.

[lame54]

3. I feel bad...

For his cow

[lastlib]

68. Moo-hoo...........

Tots & pears, Dev. May you reap what you have sown.

[rzemanfl]

5. I really don't care, do U? n/t

[malaise]

38. THIS

As you make your bed so shall you lie

[calimary]

71. BOOM!!!! BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA!

I wish I could care. But NOT about him!

Frankly surprised it took this long to develop, considering how often dear Devin must have exchanged bodily fluids with trump & comp...

[MyNameGoesHere]

6. It's a new strain Comoooovid

[Demsrule86]

9. No, I think it may be Cowvid.

[Roland99]

39. he reached herd stupidity

[Demsrule86]

10. No, I think it may be Cowvid.

[rustysgurl]

7. More concerned for those he might have infected n/t

[Yonnie3]

8. I am moooved that he actually told someone. n/t

[Mike 03]

11. He'll probably receive the Regeneron monoclonal antibodies too,

since he's sacrificed his soul for Trump.

I guess it's nice to be liked by Trump.

[IcyPeas]

20. trump saves lives...

if he likes you and if he can use you to help him

[keithbvadu2]

48. GOP Rep. Defends Devin Nunes By Claiming 'He Works For The President'

GOP Rep. Defends Devin Nunes By Claiming 'He Works For The President'

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/devin-nunes-ted-yoho-trump_n_58dd24b8e4b05eae031dad44

[William Seger]

49. Of course he does. Trumpism is fascism

[MagickMuffin]

61. Huh, I thought he worked for the people who "elected" him

But that hasn't been the case with republicons in a very long time.

[shanti]

64. Oh, you know it n/t

[onecaliberal]

12. Tots and pears...

[yankeepants]

13. Moo. I meant MEH...

[handmade34]

14. of course he does...

[grumpyduck]

15. Wait, he said he's positive?????

He's a liar. Covid is a hoax. So he lied about getting it. May his cow dump on him.

Just to make sure:

[Nevilledog]

16. ...

Link to tweet

[catrose]

17. Gotta go see what The Cow says about that!

[My Pet Orangutan]

18. Mad cow?

[Crunchy Frog]

19. Who fucking cares? If he needs it, he'll get the Super Duper Trump Covid cocktail,

and he'll be fine.

I don't wish him the best, but I'm sure he'll get it anyway.

[gldstwmn]

29. Exactly. I am so

fucking sick of these people I cannot bring myself to care. He will get preferential treatment while his constituents die and perpetuate the myth that it's okay to run around without a mask and it's not even real to begin with.
These people need to be prosecuted for their crimes. Anything short of that makes all of it okay.

[cstanleytech]

44. "I don't wish him the best" Dont be like that!! We should offer him the same thoughts and prayers

that he and many other Republicans offered RBG.

[ProfessorGAC]

51. Yeah, I Hope He Doesn't Die From It!

I just lied there.

[lunatica]

66. Well it was very passive/aggressive so maybe

it isn’t a total lie.

[ProfessorGAC]

77. Very Odd!

Passive/aggressive is definitely not me.
When I don't like someone I'm openly aggressive in my nastiness!
Bet nobody guessed that!!!

[Raster]

21. Gosh, I hope the virus is OK.

[moonscape]

25. LOL! n/t

[Vinca]

22. Well, considering he's a loyal Trump rear end licker, he'll be given the magic antibodies none

of us commoners are able to get.

[Blue Owl]

23. Cowvid-19

[gldstwmn]

24. He''ll get the monoclonal

antibodies just like the rest of them and be fine.
January 20 can't come fast enough.

[UTUSN]

26. For sure he's on the Most Favored list for optimal treatment!

[NurseJackie]

28. He seems like someone who wouldn't fare well. I'll bet he goes on a ventilator.

[keithbvadu2]

56. ...they stop yelling at you when they get intubated...

...they stop yelling at you when they get intubated...

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100214558053

[Wounded Bear]

30. I was taught if you can't say something nice, don't say anything...

[2naSalit]

31. Hope he croaks before he gets help.

[lillypaddle]

32. It would be such a waste

if he is asymptomatic.

[soothsayer]

33. Let's hope it's nothing trivial

[blitzen]

34. He must be having a cow! n/t

[Progressive Jones]

35. Fuck this traitor. My only concern

Is that this traitor could pass it to an innocent American.

[LiberalFighter]

36. He is going to infect his cows.

[LiberalFighter]

37. I do hope that those are not milking cows.

The Ag Dept needs to quarantine those cows.

[Efilroft Sul]

40. He needs to take the Russian vaccine if he wants to remain Putin's asset.

[randr]

41. How hard will he suck to get the magic elixir Trump is hoarding?

[Rhiannon12866]

42. Twitter reply:

Link to tweet

[Hermit-The-Prog]

62. Funny how a "Democrat hoax" is spread mostly by Republicans, eh?

[cstanleytech]

43. OHhhh MooOOOooooo, how horrible!!

[sandensea]

45. To hell with Devin. What about that poor cow!

[broiles]

46. There is a god!

[Orrex]

47. It would be so goddamn terrible if that piece of shit were to suffer and fucking die

[BigDemVoter]

50. I really hope the piece of shit dies. I won't even bother about wishing suffering on

that worthless ass clown. I just want him gone. . . permanently.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

52. Good luck to the innocents he exposes.

As others have said, no doubt he'll receive tRump's magic covid elixir.....

Most of any others he exposes won't be so lucky.

[seta1950]

53. Can't say

I’m sorry for him, it was bound to happen

[Initech]

54. Moooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[George II]

55. Are they sure? Maybe it's just Mad Cow Disease?

[smirkymonkey]

58. Heh, heh!

[SheltieLover]

57. Tuning up...

I sure hope the fake cow is fine, though!

[progressoid]

59. Aw, that's a shame.

[ramapo]

60. Another special treatment patient

Trump probably has gotten him the magic drugs reserved for those contracting the virus while being irresponsible.

[AngryOldDem]

63. Aw, damn.

Thoughts and prayers.

76% Republican. Dumbasses, but KEEP OWNING THOSE LIBS!

[liberaltrucker]

69. Bless his heart

[LPBBEAR]

70. Good

I hope he infects the rest of the Repuke traitors.

[Iggo]

72. Moo.

[JDC]

73. I wish him nothing but the worst outcome.

[NBachers]

78. I won't tell you what I'm thinking, but they're just joke thoughts.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

79. Hmmm, it's almost as if refusing to follow COVID safety measures

has consequences.

[Ohio Joe]

80. It is what it is...

If he dies... He dies.