Ted Cruz was all warmed up and ready to do oral arguments.

[yellowcanine]

And then the Fat Lady sang. SAD!

I guess he will jest have t settle for oral sex with Ken Paxton.

[OhZone]

1. Here's a copy of the notes he was going to use!

[Docreed2003]

3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well played lol

[malaise]

4. I see what you did there

What's his sign?

[nolabear]

5. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[mfcorey1]

2. Silently praying that the SC rejected the appeal so he would not look like

a trump fool for the rest of his life, Ted jumped for joy at the ruling.

[Nimble_Idea]

7. yeah.....because without that, he was still good

[Nevilledog]

6. Please.....never put Ted Cruz and oral in the same sentence.

[MagickMuffin]

8. Well he did succeed in at least one oral case

just sayin