What do Donald Trump and Christmas trees have in common?

[BannonsLiver]

Answer: They both get thrown out in January.

(I’ll see myself out.)

[Marie Marie]

1. No please, stay awhile. I like your message.

[Blue Owl]

2. Some are tossed in a wood chipper

[C_U_L8R]

3. One can prick you a little and the other's a little prick.

[CaptYossarian]

4. Don't toss until you remove the balls.

[BannonsLiver]

7. LMAO

[MustLoveBeagles]

5. ...

[msongs]

6. the diffference - christmas "trees" are killed for no good reason. trump lives on

[Ilsa]

8. They both make good sand dunes?

I know, that's not sufficiently clear or descriptive, or painful enough. Meh.

[lame54]

9. Fat bottom with a pointy head