caption TRUMP

[left-of-center2012]

[underpants]

1. Power to the people!

[lame54]

2. Guess which hand the pardon is in.

[SeattleVet]

3. "Sir! You need to put those a little closer together so we can get the handcuffs on!"

[RKP5637]

6. ...

[smirkymonkey]

20. Touche!

[left-of-center2012]

4. Tiny fingers

Tiny white, non-orange fingers.

[belpejic]

21. His index fingers are so short

That they don't fold over, even when he makes fists. Donnie Dollhands, you know what they say, toadstool man.

[ShazzieB]

22. I didn't even notice the index fingers until you pointed them out.

That is weird! Who makes a fist that way? (That was a rhetorical question, of course. 😜 )

[hlthe2b]

5. If I never see another photo of someone holding their little fists up like that--like a toddler...

I'll be quite pleased.

Caption? Short-fingered vulgarian daydreams about his 2016 "win."

[judesedit]

7. One potato, two potato, three potato, four lol

That's what it reminded me of.

[Jerry2144]

8. Exercise

Getting his exercise in. He is currently pressing his maximum weight of 1000 pounds. So heavy that the bar has snapped and fallen below. But believe me. The weight was huge.

[Buckeyeblue]

9. The dance goes something like this...

[TheBlackAdder]

10. If I fist a few people on 5th Avenue, will Evangelicals and Conservatives embrace that act too?

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[RockRaven]

11. See? Not so short!***

*** Sadly, pathetically, an actual quote

https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-graydon-carter-hands-2015-10

[CatMor]

12. What puzzles me is ....

when he sees the photos he doesn't realize how stupid he looks. I guess it goes along with his thinking his orange face, yellow ridiculous comb over and balloon suits look good.

[ShazzieB]

23. It goes along with his malignant narcissism.

An inflated sense of self-importance and superiority is part and parcel of the disorder.

[malchickiwick]

13. sigh ... i sure miss doing this for Big Vladdie and Liddle Rocket Man at the same time ... sigh

[Shermann]

14. You take the blue pill and believe I am still your president. You take the...eh, they are both blue

[KY_EnviroGuy]

15. Voice of Mark Meadows in background: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man....

All together now, around the Security Council table.....

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Roll it up, roll it up;
And throw it in a pan!
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.


KY..........

[ironman99]

16. tRump caption

Here we have the Traditional Cat Fighting Stance

[Miigwech]

17. Holding on to, 'alternative facts.'

"Alternative facts" was a phrase used by U.S. Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway during a Meet the Press interview on January 22, 2017, in which she defended White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's false statement about the attendance numbers of Donald Trump's inauguration as President of the United States. Wikipedia

[beastie boy]

18. I won THIS MANY court cases since November!

[Blue Owl]

19. Pick a turd