PornHub takes a hit.

[yuiyoshida]

Link to tweet

[d_b]

1. Give me fap or give me death.

[Blue_true]

16. What does "fap" mean? I have never seen that word in print

or heard it spoken.

[irisblue]

19. That is a job for urban dictionary.com

And you can go look at the other definitions yourself

"Another way of saying masturbation"

[Blue_true]

21. Maybe posters should not use unusual words that they are unwilling to define as part of the use. nt

[irisblue]

23. I learned the word on Imgur browsing 5-6 yrs ago. Urban Dictionary is a useful slang resource

[Blue_true]

24. I am pretty busy with several things that important to me.

I don’t expect to come to a discussion board and have people use unusual terms that they make no attempt to define as part of the use - the process only takes a handful of additional words, maybe less than that.

[ismnotwasm]

37. Masturbation

I think there was a no-fap February or maybe November

[LuckyCharms]

49. "No nut November"

Where a "nut" refers to orgasm via masturbation.

So no nut November would mean trying to go an entire month without masturbation (essentially the same thing you said in your reply).

I did not participate in no nut November. No way would I give up approximately 150 Faps. You're only allowed a certain number of them in your life. The goal is to use all of them.

[Drahthaardogs]

59. Father Guido Sarducci

“And, you’re a $.35 short”

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2pu0lv

[ismnotwasm]

60. Bahahaha!

Very good

[MyNameGoesHere]

38. Sorry you've wasted your valuable time

and was forced to respond several times. Please make sure you do those important things. Sometimes this site can force people to waste their time

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

53. What you're describing sounds like a perfectly good way

of fucking up one's own joke.

[coti]

65. Pffftt....

Tosser.

[Ferrets are Cool]

25. Oh come on.

Sheesh. That's what Urban Dictionary is for. I'm so old I have to use it all the time.

[Blue_true]

26. I have other things that I am doing, urban dictionary isn't one of them.

I believe that it is a simple act of curtesy to make a passing attempt at giving a quick definition for unusual words when using them on a discussion board where there are certainly going to be people who have never heard of them.

[Ferrets are Cool]

29. When the word is so commonly used by humans as "fap"

there is NO need to explain it to everyone. And for those individuals who do NOT know such a commonly used word, it takes a total of 10 seconds to find out. That's what the internet is for. Hell, you don't even have to go to urban dictionary. Type in fap on Google and the 5th entry explains what it is.

[JanMichael]

30. So instead of "fap" it should have been quick definition like "jerk off" or "wank" or "jack off"?

Pass it by then. Why argue? That's lazy.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

71. Yet you took much more time to complain than it would have taken to look it up.

Not very courteous, IMO.

[FreeState]

27. I'm not to sure its unusual

I've seen it used for years among many different groups of people.

[Blue_true]

28. Yet, I move between many groups and have never heard or read it.

[RainCaster]

31. It's a part of every day conversation in England

I've heard it over there 15+ years ago.

[Blue_true]

33. I don't live in England. nt

[RainCaster]

34. Same here.

[True Dough]

58. The English also gave us the lovely

bell-end. It's just so smooth!

[Codeine]

43. Fap is hardly unusual.

It’s a pretty solidly everyday term for wanking.

[Midnight Writer]

44. Now I've got to look up "wanking", too? I don't have time for all this. I got a monkey to spank.

[Codeine]

46. No helmet shall remain unpolished! nt

[Zeus69]

50. Lol

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

61. .

.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

69. Let me guess :"You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands..."

[d_b]

73. Hahaha

[Funtatlaguy]

2. That's really not fair to Melania. Her porn was primarily pre-Flotus.

[bluedigger]

6. You could even say her career was Flotus Interuptus.

[underpants]

3. Does my iPad have porn?

That could change things.

[Sneederbunk]

4. Anyone named underpants should know the answer to that question.

[Va Lefty]

10. LMAO!

"from my cold dead hands."

[lame54]

12. Cold hands - ouch

[RKP5637]

13. ...

[LuckyCharms]

48. That's the only thing mine has.

[Botany]

5. I have wondered if Vlad/Russia hasn't been using porn to gain access to computers around the world?

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n/t

now where am I going to see "Belgium Elevator" videos? You know some fresh waffles,
whipped butter, warm maple syrup, a whistle, a stop watch, and a tennis racket.

[panader0]

7. Oh my, you are soooo kinky.

I can see it all except the tennis racket (?).

[Yavin4]

8. "I'll give you my porn when you pry it from my cold, dead hand." n/t

[Chainfire]

9. I never cared for porn. It is like going to the store with no money.

[underpants]

15. Shaking hands with the unemployed

Euphemism for the fap

[Nevilledog]

35. Ha!

[underpants]

39. 👍

[KY_EnviroGuy]

66. This thread is now in competition with the door buzzard.

..............

[yuiyoshida]

67. still not as good as that stream when Kimi posted about when NASA fired Rockets at the moon

That was a DU classic.

[coti]

64. Well, sure. But even if you have no money, you gotta get groceries somehow nt

[RKP5637]

11. OMG!!!

[Volaris]

14. Oh so that's what happened the other day...

[targetpractice]

17. I know, right? n/t

[cilla4progress]

18. That stuff isn't good for you,

you know. It is designed to hook you and leave you flagging.

Real deal so much more satisfying. Sorry to be a buzzkill.

[tandem5]

56. Imagine if that topic was about carbs that audience would be in open revolt.

[irisblue]

20. Ted Cruz+twitter+Porn Hub-Sept 2017...the interns fault.

Source-https://www.vice.com/en/article/j5geay/dick-for-two-the-porn-ted-cruzs-account-liked-on-twitter-finds-huge-new-audience

Dick for Two,' the Porn Ted Cruz's Account Liked on Twitter, Finds Huge New Audience

[safeinOhio]

22. This will put a crimp in

academic research.

[LuckyCharms]

52. That's not the only thing it will put a crimp in.

[mnmoderatedem]

32. Damn

that will mean trump will have even MORE time to spend on Twitter....

[LanternWaste]

36. I'm guessing a lot of MRAs will have more time on their hands this week

Bless their hearts.

[Sympthsical]

41. Uh, MRAs aren't the only ones watching porn

What a goofy statement.

Might want to check in with, say, gay men about that bit as well.

Unless we're MRAs as well. I can't keep track of the, "Call any males I dislike MRAs," messaging from week to week.

Hard eye roll. And I don't even use pornhub, so I couldn't care less.

[vercetti2021]

40. Low key this makes me sad

I had a ton of anime I watched on there.

[Tarc]

42. You can take my pornhub, but stay away from xhamster!

[d_b]

45. Hear, hear!

[Kaleva]

47. This will make Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin's crusade against self abuse much easier.

[tandem5]

54. Remember kids... ♫ When sexy thoughts invade your mind, avoid the touch or you'll go blind! ♫

[underpants]

72. Double Hell awaits many on this thread

[LuckyCharms]

51. Are they...are they...getting rid of the stuff I like?

[Xolodno]

55. Remember folks...

...masturbation is sex with someone you love.

[DashOneBravo]

57. Wait

There’s porn on the internet?



See you in a month...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

62. Interesting turn of events where Pornhub is the one getting whacked.......

[William769]

63. I am by no means a prude but this thread?

OMFG!

[Solly Mack]

68. I read the other day that Pornhub was in trouble because of child porn on their site.

Read it in the news. Credit card companies parting ways with them over child rape and more found on their site.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

70. ...