Oh, please, please, PLEASE, Mr. TRUMP! PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP! PL-E-E-A-SE---

[Atticus]

---go through with your threat to refuse to leave the Biden White House on January 20th!

DO IT, DONNIE! Don't let 'em push YOU around!

[Pobeka]

1. Can't believe you'd say that!

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I mean, it could get ugly. They might have to haul his burger-greased face out of the WH, and the cameras would all be recording it live. It would be humiliating to him and his supporters. Surely you don't mean that?

[BlueCanine]

35. For me...

...as a stringer way back when, I think that this would be fine but, please don't call me or the poster Surley.

Sorry, classic Airplane clip here.

[Pobeka]

37. LOL, thanks for that :-) n/t

[denbot]

56. LoL!

Ah the classics..

[lsewpershad]

36. I have a better idea

Trump please drop dead.

[Karadeniz]

2. Yes, that would be frightful... we wouldn't want that... NOT!

[coeur_de_lion]

3. YES!

We could sell it pay per view and use the money to compensate all of his victims!

I would be willing to pay an awful lot of money to watch him removed.

[A HERETIC I AM]

15. Someone well known said that very thing the other day....

On Twitter...can't remember who, but a recognizable name facetiously said that if video of Trumpy being bodily picked up and taken to the corner of the White House grounds and dumped was on Pay-Per-View, the national debt could be erased!

[Grokenstein]

25. I'd pay to watch it.

"I can't get a grip! He's too slimy!"
"Get this chain around his other ankle! It's hooked up to the truck!"
"But he's face down! He won't let go of the carpet!"
"So?"
"...Right. Okay, all set. GUN IT, MIKE!!"

[Hermit-The-Prog]

41. Rap his knuckles with the cattle prod again, Arnold,

He grabbed some more silverware.

[Irish_Dem]

57. I'd pay cash money to see it. n/t

[Dave Starsky]

30. It would be the biggest, most spectacular event in television history.

Bigger than the final episode of M*A*S*H or Elvis' Live Via Satellite From Hawaii concert.

I would honestly pay in the hundreds of dollars to be able to watch that with my family as it happens.

[coeur_de_lion]

34. It totally would wipe out the deficit

I can't remember who said it either.

But I would rather use the money towards the families of all the people who died of covid because of him.

[Solly Mack]

4. I've always assumed he would spread feces all over the bedroom walls before he left.

He has spread it everywhere else.

[SoCalNative]

5. Also

leave behind a giant dump in one of the drawers of the resolute desk.

[Solly Mack]

6. Carve his name into it. A truly asshole move.

[Blue Owl]

9. Diarrhea Donny ain't goin' down without a dump

[birdographer]

27. He'd have to

dump it out of his diaper. Oooh gross, sorry for the visual.

[C Moon]

39. He's a bully, so I wouldn't put that past him.

[Progressive Jones]

16. He did that when he got there. nt

[Solly Mack]

20. Probably

He's a poo flinger.

[bdamomma]

21. tRump

could do anything vengeful and disgusting, didn't he have young girls peeing on the bed that President Obama and Michelle slept in?

Vile EVIL POS, throw his ass out, has no where to go??? Rikers is waiting.

[jaxexpat]

23. What? They closed Sing Sing? There's still Leavenworth. Right? OK, Rikers then.

[RicROC]

48. they should build the new Trump wing at Leavenworth..

to house ALL the criminals in the Trump Administration.

[Solly Mack]

59. He does seem to be in need a place that wants him.

NYC doesn't want him. Palm Beach doesn't want him as a neighbor. He can't remain at the WH.

Prison seems like a good place for him.

[LakeArenal]

7. We could start a pool...

Day, hour
Straight jacket?
Shackled?
Screaming?
Tranquilized?
Walking?
Kicking?
It could be fun.

I will say straight jacket and tranquilized 8am on the 20th.

[Aussie105]

24. +1 With a tranquilizer dart hanging from his rump

please!

Well, we had to! He was running around and threatening to bite and scratch.
Lucky we brought the dart gun. Loaded for gorilla, seemed to settle him nicely.

[JHB]

31. Easy peasy, and none of those things. Just send orders to the kitchen...

...and call in as much carry-out as you need to supplement.

Present him with bowls upon bowls of mashed potatoes, ready and waiting to be dumped on his head.

Fifty, a hundred, two hundred bowls. And people in full PPE there to dump them on his head and laugh.

Faced with that, he will shuffle to a waiting limo as meekly as you like.

[LoveMyCali]

38. I'm hoping for

[iluvtennis]

44. That would be loveleey. nt

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

45. A handtruck won't do...

...you'd need a forklift.

[OAITW r.2.0]

8. He's a coward....he will capitulate at the last minute.

He will flee to FL and won't do what every other loser has done; oversee the peaceful transition to a new administration. Because he is an emotionally damaged human being, incapable of facing reality. Sad that his marks can figure this out.

[Stallion]

10. Better TV Ratings Than the Super Bowl

make it happen

[malaise]

12. Ordering snacks and wine just in case

[Irish_Dem]

11. Can he lock himself up in the WH military grade bunker?

It is supposed to withstand a nuclear attack.

Would they be able to get him out somehow?

Or would it be like the crazy first wife in Jane Eyre, locked up in the attic.

I know the idea of him locking himself up in the bunker sounds ludicrous, but nothing, and I mean nothing, would surprise me at this point.

[Atticus]

13. I don't think he would do that. He could not tweet and there are no hairdressers,

hamberders or TV cameras down there.

[Irish_Dem]

14. Thank God. If there was a cook, TV and his cell phone, he would do it in a heartbeat.

We are saved from the crazy uncle in the attic (bunker.)

[JHB]

33. See my #31 above. Remember, the cook would no longer answer to him.

[jaxexpat]

26. He would. That's where the kofeve is kept.

Trumpy must have his kofeve.

[denbot]

29. Brick the mother fucker up!

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I believe in the old’en days that would be called an “obliette”..

[drray23]

42. yeap oubliette from the french verb oublier meaning forgetting.nt.

[denbot]

43. Yeah, I read (err, listen) to far too many fantasy novels.

I guess it’s because back in the day there were too few D&D groups whom I didn’t want to punch the fuck out of..

um..

I may have issues..

[Irish_Dem]

54. Edgar Allen Poe

Bricking up a nemesis in the catacombs.

[denbot]

55. Oh fuck, I vaguely remember that.

I can’t place it, but in high school (Early 70’s) I bought Twain’s and Poe’s anthologies.
Nice call.

[Atticus]

63. "The Cask of Amontillado", a Poe classic. nt

[BunnyMcGee]

51. I think...good idea

Then weld the door closed forever!

[Progressive dog]

17. The White House has to be sterilized

after he's gone, so I hope they don't wait a minute past noon to haul him away.

[BrightKnight]

65. It's going to look like the Breaking Bad tented house

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When the hazmat team arrives.

[Progressive Jones]

18. In the end, Trump will make a play to grab some attention,

then he'll slink off to some rally of his loser-followers.

[Takket]

19. throw him out!

[dflprincess]

22. If happens I hope who is ever in charge of throwing him out

also moves the Trump family belongings to a large pile on the street. Not unlike what Trumps have done to people they evicted.

[2naSalit]

32. Why make people have to vlean that up?

Just throw it all in a couple roll-offs and be done with it. We have so much other shit of their to deal with since they shit all over the country.

I am glad that the inauguration will be virtual, nobody can gather in a gang to interrupt the process. I think it's a good thing this time around. As for the gang of thieves on their way out, I hope to see asshole45 escorted off the property to awaiting squad car that will whisk him off to a cell.

[Ilsa]

28. whatever happens after he tries that,

I want audible, clear video of his meltdown. I want it shown on every billboard, every network. I want all of his supporters to see what a fucking spoiled brat he is, and that we warned them he was emotionally unsuited for the job, and he would be dangerous.

[AllaN01Bear]

40. the nixorcist

[moonscape]

46. No. I'm ready for a no-drama day,

to feel some peace and sanity, and for him not to steal the news cycle yet again.

Please no. Just slink away, out of range of any camera. Jupiter would do.

[Arne]

49. I bet your right,

that ass probably has buddies in Jupiter.
There are other New York mobsters hiding there.

[Botany]

47. Please please please go for it Donny

[Lady Freedom Returns]

50. Get the popcorn ready!🍿

[wnylib]

52. Lures work better than force

sometimes. Just tell him somebody at Deutche wants to meet him at Starbucks to discuss a loan offer. Then drop a net on him once he steps out the door.

[BigDemVoter]

53. I would pay a significant amount of hard cash to see that hog being physically

DRAGGED out of the White House with his hands handcuffed behind him. I bet he'd be squealing like an enraged hog too. I would LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to see that! I would have to film it so I could watch it again and again and again in slow motion. Better than porn by far.

[Irish_Dem]

58. He has also said he is going to make a dramatic exit and hold a rally on inauguration day.

Hoping to steal TV time from Biden.

Who the hell knows what the asshat is going to do.

[electric_blue68]

60. On the ground dragged off the premises shackled and screaming

[electric_blue68]

61. Got another... We start with a poster's suggestion...

... in a similar kind of thread (him leaving) and have
a Micky D's Big Mac on a string to lure him out of the WH building.

Then he gets hit with a tranq dart, and carried over
near by to the WH fence.
He is put in some kind of harness which is hooked up to a crane, lifted up and over the WH Fence, and on to the sidewalk. Unhooked, and left there.

[mnmoderatedem]

62. I think a more likely scenario

is that he already leaves before the inauguration and organizes a rally of his MAGAt supporters. Because of course he cannot stand not being the center of attention every second of every minute of every day. And it will feed his narrative of those dang democrats stealing the election from us.

Plus, he knows he would be escorted out of the White House and the humiliation of that will be indelible.

[BrightKnight]

64. I ordered a bucket of Cheetos Popcorn. nt