Before Joe Biden moves into the White House

[cyclonefence]

I hope he has all the mattresses changed.

I say this only partly in jest. Donald Trump is such a spiteful, childish, *nasty* person (and I use that term loosely) that it wouldn't surprise me at all if he arranged some disgusting, secret "welcome" for the Bidens. Because of Covid, I assume the WH will be cleaned like it's never been cleaned before; I just hope the mattresses are included.

[Me.]

1. I UNderstand THey Are Going To Do More Than THe Usual 5 Hour Clean

and do a super one.

[Iliyah]

2. Other than the supersize cleaning . .....

they must check for secret listening and video devices and booby traps.

[cyclonefence]

3. Hadn't even thought about that

Uncle Vlad asking for a final favor...

[lame54]

20. They may have been there the whole time...

With Trump having no clue

[secondwind]

5. I have a hunch this is standard procedure.....

Can't wait for 1/20/21....

[randr]

4. I hope he has native shamans do a blessing

He may opt for an exorcism.

[underpants]

6. Marianne Williamson needs to do a good sage rub too

[woodsprite]

12. I say he should go for both and add a smudging! Can't be too careful.

I would much prefer if he didn't move into the White House for a week or two. He also needs to get rid of any staff with loyalties to Trump. It's not safe.

[EndlessWire]

16. I want him to wait two weeks

while conducting business from Day One elsewhere. Then, perhaps, a virtual ceremony for his official moving in. That would be uplifting, encouraging, and a pretty good excuse for a party.

New traditions...

[TheBlackAdder]

7. Ozone machines, running for 36 hours in each room will kill all forms of life.

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Of course, it must be ventilated and caution must be taken to not breathe it in. When treating homes, one or more units are required and everything you want alive must be removed and plans to reopen to vent must be made ahead of time.

Car dealers use it to neutralize car odors, running them an hour, and it takes care of smoke odor too.

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[lastlib]

13. Will it remove the sulfur stench?

That may never come out otherwise.

[TheBlackAdder]

15. Car dealers use it to make a car smell like new again. It gets rid of all kinds of sniffs.

[samnsara]

8. i hope they change out the twitter throne...

[samnsara]

9. hopefully they check for listening devices as well as other bugs...

[soothsayer]

10. See what's hidden under that tennis pavilion

[EndlessWire]

17. LOL! n/t

[dubyadiprecession]

11. I would expect the mattresses and drapes will be changed out.

The ruts in the President’s bed and fried chicken grease from trump wiping his hands on the drapes, are a non starter for a new administration.

[Digger]

14. Yes

Yes we can fumigate, kill all the germs and make it safe enough for humans again, but the very soul of the WH has been defiled and sullied beyond retrieval. It will never be the same.

[EndlessWire]

18. So, that's why they're saying

upthread we need some symbolic soul-regenerating activities?

Let's include Native American medicine people (shamans?) Everyone can be part of the moving-in ceremony.

I think it would be fun to have an Acme movers van pull up to the front of the WH. Along with a Four Seasons truck. Let's milk it.

[Digger]

21. I think

it would be worth a try if we could find a shaman willing to go inside.

[EndlessWire]

22. Well

We have a new Native American Interior person. She probably wouldn't mind being blessed by a Shaman!

[GoCubsGo]

19. They buy their own furniture for the residence.

So, a change of mattresses is a given, along with everything. If Trump leaves his nasty, gaudy stuff, it will all be hauled out of there before the Bidens move in.