Trump's sons' high school nicknames were "stank" and "choad".

[ItsjustMe]

https://boingboing.net/2020/11/30/trumps-sons-high-school-nicknames-were-stank-and-choad.html

[PatSeg]

1. Oh my

If they weren't Trumps, I'd really feel badly for them. That is so sad.

[mr_lebowski]

2. LOLOLOLOLOL ...

That's harsh ...

[MineralMan]

3. Cute Haircut, Stank!

There was a really cute flute player in my high school band who had a hairstyle just like that. I used to flirt with her daily.

[3Hotdogs]

12. Reminds me of the flute player (flautist) in American Pie 2.

I wish we had band camp when I was in high school.

[MineralMan]

14. What happens at band camp stays at band camp.

Same thing with the band bus. I will say no more.

[3Hotdogs]

16. We didn't have no band camp in '60 when I graduated.

[dhill926]

24. Ah, yup...good times...

when I was a band director, I used to bust kids regularly for doing what kids do. How did you know, they would ask. Because I did the same thing I would answer...

[3Hotdogs]

42. I was in the band from grade 7 to 12. I was terrible at it. Anyways, Thursdays were assembly days.

Kids would be marched in. Jesus would be honored. Trumpet would play a call to arms or whatever it was called. -- come to think on it, it was "Call to the Colors." Flag would be placed in the holder and the lights would go out for a few seconds.

At that point, about 5 of us would go out the auditorium side door, to the Glenwood Sweet Shop for coffee, soda or whatever. It was certainly better than whatever program was gonna go on. We would jam paper in the door so's we could open it to get back in and "play the kids out."

This worked well for three years.

One day, one of the teachers went to the sweet shop for cigs, or whatever. Now, he wasn't
s'posed to be there either. So,

"Ya get away with it this time, but don't ever let me see you here, again."

He didn't. We kept on going back but we never saw him there again.

[Grins]

35. Reminds me of Prince Valiant...

But I’m old.

[SCantiGOP]

4. These are their Drama Club pictures

Junior was playing Jennifer Anniston from “Friends,” and Eric was Kramer from “Seinfeld.”

[mopinko]

5. that's hilarious.

i wonder how many of these hs yearbook things end up being true later in life.

[hlthe2b]

6. Pretty bad when Eric looks (marginally) less ridiculous

[Hoyt]

7. Fitting. Wonder what daddy trump's nickname was?

[MineralMan]

8. "Tick"

As in the noxious, biting parasite.

[Hoyt]

19. Also fitting.

[GoCubsGo]

41. Also a blood-sucker and vector of numerous diseases.

Quite fitting.

[Azathoth]

9. Jesus, they look like extras from a comedy about prep school douchebags n/t

[malaise]

10. I'm trying to figure out which is worse

the photos or the nicknames

[kcr]

27. And the fact they actually put them in the yearbook

For posterity.

[nuxvomica]

11. I had to look up "choad"

It basically means a loser or an undesirable person. It also means a short, fat "tallywhacker".

[VA_Jill]

18. makes one wonder

if that one was given in the locker room.....

[CentralMass]

25. :-)

[TheBlackAdder]

28. Most definitions I find mean it's wider than it is longer. Takes after his father, I guess. 🍄

[lillypaddle]

15. Stank looks like eraser head

or a finger. JFC, who cut his hair????

[Blue Owl]

17. Hey Stank, pass the jank

[Solly Mack]

20. My goodness. That's all so very unfortunate.

[Butterflylady]

21. Dumb and dumber. But can't tell which is which.

[CatMor]

22. Trump men seem to have hairstyle problems ...

they should try going to a barber instead of doing it themselves.

[Captain Zero]

45. Stank looks like he is a Flow-bee abuser. With that homes hair cut.

nt

[CatMor]

47. He sure does ...

I'm surprised mama Ivanna let him leave the house looking like that. Being left as wife number one maybe she didn't care just like wife number three.

[DangerousRhythm]

23. Stank was out there looking like a big toe. 😂

This is gold.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

26. These kids are gold

Scary that they consider themselves legit players in the political world. Even though they only cred they have, daddy bought for them.

[dixiegrrrrl]

32. Look how far they got by fakiing it.

Wonder if they think they are immune from prison bars.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

34. Oh, you know they do....

What a couple of toads

Come on NY. don't let us down.

[Hekate]

29. Junior's eyes look lost, which is sad. Eric -- wow, that school photog didn't have an airbrush?

I went to a big public high school, but somehow all our senior class photos smoothed out the worst of our flaws, which was a mercy for those with acne. I mean, we didn’t look like magazine models, but still...

Once again, it looks like all the “beautifying” attention went to Ivanka. I bet she never had a zit that wasn’t professionally attended to.

[Javaman]

30. so...when was the Dutch Boy Paint haircut all the rage?

hmmm...never?

[Totally Tunsie]

31. They both have one nostril noticeably larger

than the other. What's up with that? Early coke usage?

[Hugin]

33. Look at how they've grown into Uday and Qusay!

Least likely to succeed my ass.


Good work Cuck and Gums! You've made your alma maters act like they don't know you. None of those pesky alumni newsletters for you.

[Mc Mike]

36. Junior should have been called skank.

[Demovictory9]

37. Lol

[Brainfodder]

38. That's worse than my imagination.

[Denzil_DC]

39. So Junior was the lovechild of Emo Philips.

The apple fell far from the tree.

[Johonny]

40. Funny enough, these will also be their prison names.

[WyattKansas]

43. They look more like a Skank and Scabie.

Bottom feeders aspiring to be like their criminal daddy.

[alphafemale]

44. I wasn't aware of their middle names.

Don Jon
and Eric FredERIC

oh gawd

[Mad_Dem_X]

46. Oh, that is hilarious!

Their hair is...unfortunate.

[Mendocino]

48. Add in Ivanka

Stink, Stank, Stunk!