Trump's New Home: Over the past almost four years,

[MineralMan]

Donald J. Trump has become quite used to living in government-supplied housing. Now that his eviction from that housing is rapidly approaching, he may be wondering where he is going to live in the future.

I suggest that he accept a new residence that is paid for by the government. It would have round-the-clock guards to protect him, along with security bars for additional personal safety protection. Meals would be provided to him three times a day, and recreational facilities will also be available to him on a daily basis.

Both the federal government and state governments across the nation offer such accommodations, and at no charge to the residents. Perhaps our soon-to-be ex-President will find his new quarters in such a place. I'd hate to see him become a statistic of homelessness, when a solution is already at hand.

ETA: To qualify for this free housing, Trump needs only to say three simple words: "Guilty, Your Honor."

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. 3 hots and a cot....

Might not to be the first choice of the Orange Pus, but at least he will have 24/7 security. #86452020 is his name from now on.

[MineralMan]

3. Indeed. And the book cart comes around once a week, too.

How could he ask for more?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. Maybe Brooks can recommend a coloring book for him.

[Wicked Blue]

2. Great idea

Also, he would get free clothing.

[MineralMan]

4. Excellent point. Free laundry services, as well.

[SCantiGOP]

6. I'll contribute

by paying my taxes every year.

I may even send an extra donation if I see a TV ad saying “Don’t leave little Donnie out in the cold this winter..........”

[Pantagruel]

7. Do they provide

"Depends" in stir?

[MineralMan]

9. If a resident's personal hygiene requires them, yes.

[Gothmog]

8. This will likely be in a state prison if that matters

[MineralMan]

10. As long as it is a government facility, it's all good.

There is an excellent Nevada state prison in the desert near Las Vegas that might be ideal.

[Blue Owl]

11. And a gleaming toilet made of

Stainless Steel!

[Baclava]

12. I hear the caves of Bora Bora are lovely, thats going to be his only refuge from the lawsuits! lol