First lady Melania Trump tweets official 2020 Christmas portrait with Pres. Trump.

[demmiblue]

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Trump needs a tailor... his pants are so shlubby. It's like he has had the same type of fit for decades.

Also, who can forget this monstrosity:

[Ohiogal]

1. Poor Harry Truman in the framed picture

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Probably feels like barfing

[Irish_Dem]

34. Truman is going to jump the stairs and fisticuff The Donald any minute. nt

[yardwork]

44. Why would they feature Truman in their photo? They're such idiots.

[Polybius]

78. I've heard many right-wing nut jobs say "He was the last good Democrat President"

Trump is probably playing on this.

[yardwork]

82. Waaaay too subtle for his base.

They probably didn't give it a thought. And Trump doesn't want a popular Republican in his photo.

[AngryOldDem]

2. God, he's gross.

Can’t even afford a good tailor. Has he tried Men’s Wearhouse?

[keithsw]

30. he looks bad in his clothes

Because he has to wear depends. His niece said in her book he shits his pants regularly

[Irish_Dem]

36. The tailor could still style the pants in a less baggy way.

I did not know the Orange One was encopretic. Maybe the diaper is huge and the pants do have to be quite large to accommodate it.

[Ohiogal]

49. I think he needs the Big and Tall store.

[smirkymonkey]

61. More like the Fat and Stupid store.

God, he's repulsive.

[smirkymonkey]

62. More like the Fat and Stupid store.

God, he's repulsive.

[uponit7771]

3. No coordinated federal response to CV19, no free PPE, No standard NPI statewide ... fuck them

... Fuck them and their treasonous meet with Russians in the Trump tower fuckin kids.

Fuck em all

[Irish_Dem]

37. Over 3000 Americans dead every day and they look like they don't have a care in the world.

All spruced up and ready to party.

[Karadeniz]

4. How did that happen? I never found out... National embarrassment!!!

[mnmoderatedem]

5. I always pictured her blinking her eyes in Morse Code

Help. Get me out of here. This guy's nuts.

[Maru Kitteh]

17. Try imagining her as a complete asshole, because she is.

She’s with him because she deserves him.

[SMC22307]

23. She's no victim. People need to stop thinking that she is.

She knew who he was when she "dated" then married him.

[paleotn]

28. She's getting paid. It's a business arrangement.

[Irish_Dem]

38. But I am sure she made a fortune in the re-negotiated pre-nup. She didn't

come to Washington DC from New York without a very large check with lots of zeros.

[Sneederbunk]

6. Lady Melania and Lord Stuffing of Stove Top.

[rsdsharp]

26. YOU OWE ME A NEW PHONE!

[The Genealogist]

7. Does Melanie not own ANY sensible shoes?

Good grief, to walk around on stilts all day every day. And love the Truman photobomb. Did they intend to have their picture taken with a Democrat?

[Irish_Dem]

39. My favorite pic of her is when she planted a tree with stiletto heels, tight sweater and

huge full skirt.

[3catwoman3]

53. She has worn stilettos for so long that her Achilles' tendons...

...are likely permanently tight/short. It would be interesting to see if the can stand with her bare feet fully flat on the floor.

I wouldn’t be able to wear shoes like that for 2 minutes.

[Raven]

8. Where's Barron?

[smirkymonkey]

63. Probably busy digging a tunnel to freedom.

That would be my guess.

[lpbk2713]

9. Last year it was red Christmas trees.

This year it's red lamp shades.

[Danmel]

14. I didn't know the White House has a red light district

[Tanuki]

20. Only since that Slovenian sex worker moved in

[nolabear]

10. Brings this to mind...

[smirkymonkey]

13. ROFL!

That is PERFECT!

[malaise]

21. ROFL

Too good

[Boomerproud]

25. Douchebaaag...

Laughing as I'm remembering that skit.

[CatMor]

11. He always looks goofy and she poses as if she's a model ..

but they'll soon be out of there for good, stuck in Florida and they're not even welcome there.

[3catwoman3]

16. I think striking a pose is ALL that she...

...knows how to do.

[CatMor]

18. Right, it's always the one leg forward knee bent and hand halfway in pocket.

[kskiska]

59. All the women in his family pose the same way.

It's very noticeable in their group photos. A variation is the cross-legged pose. They all have the same hair style and generally all look the same.

[CatMor]

67. Yes they all look the same ..

too much makeup, no imagination with their clothes and Melania and Ivanka with their oversized fake breasts that actually make them look matronly.

[hamsterjill]

68. Is her hand in a pocket?

It just looks weird to me. Like she’s gripping her own hip.

The “Twinsies” look like idiots if you ask me. Pose or no pose.

[CatMor]

71. If you look close it is half in her pocket, she does that alot.

[Irish_Dem]

32. I think she was a "model." nt

[CatMor]

35. She was but never made it to the top and certainly was not a super model as Donnie claims.

[Irish_Dem]

40. I didn't mean she was a model, she was a "model."

There's a big difference ya know.

[CatMor]

43. You mean she was a model who didn't model clothes.

[Irish_Dem]

56. You are getting closer. nt

[smirkymonkey]

12. What a couple of ghouls!

Ugh!

[blogslut]

15. It looks like a poster for a Vegas Lounge act

just off Fremont street

[MaryMagdaline]

64. Exactly my thoughts!

[JHB]

19. Can we make them smaller? It would be a better picture if we could make them smaller.

One pixel would be perfect.

[Cha]

22. I see a couple of gaslighting evil Liars whose shite

didn't work with the Majority of the American People

[jalan48]

24. Trump looks like he forgot he was the butler with the Queen.

[Irish_Dem]

27. I love to fashion dish: Trump's pants look like a garbage bag, where is his tailor?

Melania's waist line in the tux is too high, she looks unbalanced, cuts her in half just below the bust line. Her tux shirt is too baggy where it meets her waist. She must share her husband's tailor.

Also in Xmas pic there are brown bushy things in the garland on the stairs...
they look like squirrel tails. What the hell are they?

In front, the candelabra floor lamp shades look like red Dixie cups. Geez he stole $600 million from his campaign fund, and it's Christmas, how about some glitzy crystal.

God, poor Harry "The Buck Stops Here" Truman portrait on the stair wall. The painting is going to crash to the floor any minute.

Don't get me started on the pic with the Queen. People all over the internet have already commented on that mashed up tux, humiliating garb at the Queen's banquet. Tailcoat too short, pants too wide and baggy.

Speaking of the Queen, she looks like she stood there for two seconds and then took off. She had enough. The F-wad is standing next to the Queen of England, in Buckingham Palace at a state banquet in his honor and he looks like he is headed for the guillotine.

[Lars39]

29. The bushy things are pine cones painted gold

[Irish_Dem]

31. Thanks Lars. Damn those are monster pinecones. Scared me.

[Lars39]

33. Are giant squirrels far behind?!

[Irish_Dem]

41. Would not surprise me if Melania decorated with gold painted squirrel tails. nt

[Lars39]

45. If she perceived that as fashionable she'd do it.

[Irish_Dem]

48. Yep

[Irish_Dem]

76. Giant squirrels painted gold, with missing tails. nt

[yardwork]

46. Some of them look moldy.

[VA_Jill]

75. OK, it's too early in the morning

I read that "murder pinecones" which is a perfect metaphor for this year.

[Irish_Dem]

77. Right, it is 2020, murdering pinecones would fit right in. nt

[BlueCanine]

50. Did you Miss...

The tartan like bow is off center? The person behind the lens was only looking at getting both doors centered.

Your analysis is spot on. As an old pro photographer and wet process lab technician I hope that Pete Souza will be working in D.C. again soon!

[Irish_Dem]

52. Blue you are a good Disher, great catch.

I know, Souza is a genius talent.

[ecstatic]

42. A 75 year old who doesn't know how to smile naturally

or even laugh unless he's mocking or belittling someone. So sad. And Melania is a joke.

[Blue Owl]

47. Lookin' dapper there with the Queen, Golfcart von Fuckstick

[pandr32]

51. The "monstrosity" one with the Queen is my favorite picture of him

He looks so awkward--so exposed! A sausage stuffed into its casing for sure. He must be girdled to the gills.
He has tried to market his Trump brand as the epitome of class and style, and this single picture shows he is a turd in the classiest of circumstances. I love how the Queen is facing slightly away from him--we get it, Queen E!

[tavernier]

54. That's just weird.

[Ms. Toad]

55. No reputable photographer would put their name on that poorly-composed "portrait" n/t

[JDC]

57. That looks completely photoshopped

They did not pose for that there. And perhaps even pose together.

[llmart]

65. I agree with you.

He's much fatter than that which is why I think it's photoshopped.

However, let me add that I really don't care about her Fookin Kreesmus picture, do you?

[JDC]

69. Yeah. Her feet look like she's levitating off the steps

I hope they each spend their Xmas cold and alone.

Wonder where the kid is btw.

[occupant]

58. Fake Melania

That doesn't even look like the real Melania. Either its super photoshopped, or thats the wenches stunt double. Its got to be photoshopped, he looks 20 #s lighter and has no saggy jowls and neck vag. Whats with the side table along the stairway, looks like a bunch of garbage underneath, What are they already strippin the place of the wall decor?

[Demsrule86]

60. Truman is there because everyone said Dewey beat Truman but he didn't.

[Tribetime]

66. That fucken smile does he think hes sellinf KFC

[keithbvadu2]

70. At least he did not wear a tan suit.

At least he did not wear a tan suit.

[Sugarcoated]

72. Right in the trash this goes

[KY_EnviroGuy]

73. Truman looks down and says hold my beer while I evict this asshole.

KY........

PS: I would bet he will be selling framed copies of that piece of shit photo for a huuuuge premium.....

[onethatcares]

74. Why

is she grabbing her own ass?

[cwydro]

79. What is that table behind them?

Looks like some cheap folding thing you’d have at a church barbecue or something.

[Vinca]

80. After looking at a blown up version of the picture, this is the conclusion:

fake, fake, fake, fake, fake. Trump looks decades younger than he is and a ton lighter. As for Melania, this looks like the fake Melania seen on the helicopter. Come to think of it, Mel said she was going to Mar-a-Grifto so she wouldn't have been around. Dear Leader is most likely buried in a bucket of chicken crying his eyes out for 40+ days in a row.

[Phentex]

81. I liked it at first but then it gets weird the more you look at it...

like their heads are too small for their bodies. And is she wearing a cape cause what's the black part behind her hand? And why are her pants so high? And the black is so black their bodies blend together so you cannot tell where or what her other arm is doing.