You cannot make this shit up..

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I'm sure people will be flocking to sign up in droves.

[TheBlackAdder]

31. Especially if they get discounts on Marvell movies & merch, inc. Disney Therme Parks and Stores

[GoCubsGo]

39. They're too busy dying in droves.

This is the Trump's way of saying "Let them eat cake." One of the thing Biden needs to do on his first day is disband this fucking clown show.

[unblock]

2. And the official salute will be "nanoo-nanoo"

[Bettie]

41. OR this!

[Archae]

3. "I am Groot."

[BootinUp]

4. Barada here mate

[BootinUp]

6. No I meant to say Gort. From the day the earth stood still

[DanieRains]

25. Klatu Vrada Nikto

Don't forget...

[Irish_Dem]

5. For god's sake, these people are insane. Truly. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. They're like seventh-graders indulging some kind of comic-book hero fantasy.

[2naSalit]

9. That's a good description.

[Irish_Dem]

11. 7th grade is a bit on the high end of the estimated maturation level. :)

7th graders would have a more sophisticated imagination, and probably wouldn't just copy the Star Trek Logo?

[panader0]

38. And it's not just these guys.

All of the biggest blockbuster movies have been comic book stuff for years.
We've had all the Marvel heroes like Hulk, Wolverine, Spiderman and more. We've had the other guys
and gals like Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman. The US culture is a comic book anymore.
Where are the real life movies? Nobody wants that--people want fantasy and sci-fi and zombies.
Throw in some "reality" TV BS, like Bridezillas and the one where people are voted off the island,
and you get an overview of a very juvenile populace. It's trashy culture. "Love After Lockup"?
I watch news and TCM and some documentaries on Netflix. And sports back when, pre-covid.

[Progressive Jones]

8. This reeks of religious addiction. "Let's name them after imaginary sky angels!" nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I think it's more like some kind of hero thing.

[Rhiannon12866]

12. How many "members" are there?

And what happens to this "Space Force" next month??

[OAITW r.2.0]

14. They get "dis-guarded"?

[Rhiannon12866]

17. Thanks!

Good one!

[greenjar_01]

13. Disband this nonsense immediately

[Captain Zero]

28. Really, what's Biden expected to do with this shit show?

This wasn't set up by Congress, was it? Is it just at EO?

[elevator]

15. Enough people. Space Force is working as p[lanned.

We have not had an alien invasion since it was created. Well that we know of.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

22. Have you listened to Republicans lately? They ain't from this planet.

[KS Toronado]

16. Guardians of the Galaxy? Hell they can't even protect their computers from Russian hackers.

[herding cats]

18. Just don't call Rocket a rodent and we'll all be fine.

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. I'm gonna step out onna limb here......

and suggest that the first alien race the "Guardians" come across.....

Is going to go home not only victorious, but laughing their alien asses off.

[Hortensis]

20. Heinlein's children's books live in more minds than just Newtie's.

Twitter's on it, of course. Mail carriers are to be The Lettorian Guard, trash collectors The Elimination Force. "It took you a year to come up with a Star Trek logo and a Marvel name? Was your backup the Go-go Gadget Galactics or something?"

More to come as surely as the The Force is with the tweeters.

Link to tweet

[Hortensis]

21. Heinlein's children's books live in more minds than just Newtie's.

Twitter's on it, of course. Mail carriers are to be The Lettorian Guard, trash collectors The Elimination Force. "It took you a year to come up with a Star Trek logo and a Marvel name? Was your backup the Go-go Gadget Galactics or something?"

More to come as surely as the The Force is with the tweeters.

Link to tweet

The Space Force motto is “Sempa Supra,” or “Always Above.” Their inner fascist is showing bad.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

23. Maybe Pence sees himself differently than other people see him ...

Maybe he's stuck in 1966.

[Marcuse]

26. Could be.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

27. Ha! That might be pasted on every mirror around him!

[Grokenstein]

24. So, where are the Star Destroyers being constructed?

[Totally Tunsie]

30. The Guardians...straight from The Handmaid's Tale.

Here's the irony:

“The Handmaid’s Tale” was released in 2017, after the inauguration of US President Donald Trump and viewers saw it as a sign. The TV series became a focal point for the anti-Trump movement. The handmaids’ outfits became an emblem: it was a common sight during protests against the appointment of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. He was accused of sexual abuse when he was a high school student.
It also appeared during protests around the world for women’s rights.

https://guardian.ng/life/five-things-to-know-about-the-handmaids-tale/

[Tanuki]

32. Off-topic, but the video shows us that our cretinous Covid Task Force leader

is still wiping his unmasked nose with his finger. No wonder America is #1 !! (I'm in covid deaths, at any rate).

[James48]

33. So, if they are a unit assigned to the State

National Guard, as is the unit in Hawaii that was just announced, does that make them officially Guardian National Guards, or would it be the National Guard Guardians? I’m confused.

[monkeyman1]

34. here we go

MIKEY PENCE --- " OFFICIAL SPACE CADET " !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT VP WE GOT HERE " . think he sniff to many gas fumes when he was kid in family's gas stations in INDIANA . THAT TAX PAYERS CLEANED UP BY WAY OF EPA SUPER FUND ! got ran out as governor there . trump's campaign manager picked him in last ditch effort to find a stooge. boy did they find one !!!

[onetexan]

35. Mother told him to call the brave soldiers guardians.

[LSFL]

36. Going out on o limb here...

But seriously, why not just call them Marines?

[DFW]

37. And who would have been the attorney general in a Pence administration? Peter Parker?

And would have Pence renamed the Joint Chiefs of Staff "The Avengers?"

[GoCubsGo]

40. What a goddamn embarrassment.

These motherfuckers and their clown show cannot be gone soon enough. There's probably going to be no planet left worth protecting due to their stupidity and greed, anyway.