Punctuation: it's important

[underpants]

[Best_man23]

1. Now the question is

Did she have it with fava beans and a nice Chianti? And I know what you're thinking, I meant the sandwich!

[Hugin]

6. According to a culinary friend...

Chianti and fava beans are the pairing for an asshole.

Colon is best with Mogan-David and camp style beans straight out of the can.

[underpants]

8. Thanks

I’d been wondering about that.

[Hugin]

2. Eww...

There's also, "Jane ate her friend's colon sandwich."

[North Shore Chicago]

3. +1

I'm so sorry I love you.

[underpants]

5. ❤️

[FakeNoose]

4. The importance of punctuation

[Backseat Driver]

7. We laughed EVERY time my car reminded:

Just try to find an '84 Chrysler E-Class
A DOOR IS AJAR!

[MurrayDelph]

9. Omitting a comma can be troublesome

But not as much as missing a couple of periods.

[Towlie]

11. Please punctuate these two sentences:

 
←

Them is never the subject of a sentence

The subject of the above sentence is them

[underpants]

12. Them....is never....the subject....of....a sentence. The subject....of..the above sentence...is them

[dalton99a]

13. Kick

[underpants]

14. Is that a flame coming out of the anus?

Yes I just typed that.

[dalton99a]

15. They recently added a chili

[underpants]

19. Me giggling a lot

[lunatica]

16. LOL!

Better than Jane ate a friend’s period.

[underpants]

18. Ooooh

I like it but oooh.

[ProfessorGAC]

17. At The School I Just Subbed At...

...ELA teacher had a sign like that.
Said:
"Commas Matter
Let's Eat, Grandma.
Let's Eat Grandma"
In that school, the teachers move from room to room instead of the kids, to keep hallway crowding down. So, I was in that room for 40 minutes 4 times this week.
I laughed every time I looked at it.

[dalton99a]

20. .

[lpbk2713]

21. Like a road construction sign I've seen before ...

Slow
Men
at
Work

[Hermit-The-Prog]

22. We cannot judge Jane without first finding out if Jane asked permission.

[marie999]

23. Woman without her man is nothing.

Woman, without her man, is nothing. Woman, without her, man is nothing.