Continuity of government my black ass

[malaise]

If you called Covid 19 a hoax, remained silent when that was being said and attended functions while ridiculing masks, you should be at the back of the vaccine line.
You have caused these deaths and infections- drop fucking dead.

[Skittles]

1. .....did you mean MY black ass

and you are very much correct

[malaise]

3. LOL

Happy Holidays sis

[Skittles]

4. BACK AT YA BABE!

[magicarpet]

6. They have Black Skittles now.... ?

They must be licorice flavor apparently ?

Running down to the candy store to check this out.

[magicarpet]

8. Wait a minute,...

Is someone nude sunbathing..... ?

[malaise]

11. ROFL

Happy Holidays magicarpet!

[Skittles]

16. aw man that would be good, yes?

I LOVE licorice

[Blue_true]

58. To much of it can be dangerous. But a small amount of it is a

great flavor addition to any popular candy, or even cake or sweetbread.

[Skittles]

59. oh I know

one time I when I was bingeing on black licorice I got severe toe cramps - I googled and yes it can happen, due to an ingredient called glycyrrhizin that can deplete potassium

[Blue_true]

61. You are lucky that you picked up on the signal that your body sent.

A guy in the Northeast didn’t and ended up dead.

Licorice is an interesting flavor, I remember as a child, me, my brothers and cousins would eat cherry-licorice candy throughout the day as we wondered around the countryside of the then rural area that we lived in.

[Skittles]

91. I tell you CatLady78

I retired from my virtual ass-kicking career but sometimes I really feel the need to resume. Maybe on a limited basis? Yes INDEED.

[Zoonart]

2. My white ass

resembles that remark.

[CurtEastPoint]

7. Mine, too!

[FakeNoose]

5. I totally agree

... even though I don't have a "black ass."

[malaise]

9. Any color ass will do

Happy Holidays!

[FakeNoose]

13. Same to you my friend!

[malaise]

17. So cute

[CatMor]

15. Then include mine.

Happy Holidays to you.

[malaise]

18. Back at yah CatMor

[Skittles]

19. there's no correction showing

so people think I hijacked your thread to boast about my, er, black ass.....PRICELESS

[malaise]

21. I put m in the editing box

but I notice that when you correct quickly it doesn't show up.
PRICELESS is right

[magicarpet]

10. Does anyone have a tattoo on their bum.. ?

A friend was asking....

[malaise]

12. Not me

[ProfessorGAC]

14. I Have Olive Skin!

So, I'm in! Olive is close enough, in this case!

[malaise]

20. Any and every color is in

Happy Holidays Prof

[ProfessorGAC]

27. You Too!

We'll probably bump into each other again before Friday, but just in case!

[mopinko]

22. my ass is pink w polka dots. but yeah.

thugs should be last in line.

[llashram]

23. this

with my black ass on the line also...thugs, con-men, grifters...back of the line and I hope they run out before you get your shots, you snakes in the grass!!!!

[blm]

24. malaise, all these years between us and I never knew

you were black. Heh.

But, seriously, I agree, these emeffers should be LAST in line.

[malaise]

30. Ha that's what they've been telling us for centuries

but I suspect they are clueless about colors.

[blm]

62. 😘

[malaise]

32. Agree

but even so those who helped to create this mess must get to the back of the lines/
Happy Holidays

[Hermit-The-Prog]

26. It would be awesome if ...

Every time one of these maskholes mug for the camera, they get quoted from when they denied the virus. Videos would be great, too.


Adding in case anyone sees this:

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/dufor2020runoff

A few questions: https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=14520874

and answers: https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=14520972

[malaise]

28. Agree

and thanks for the links

[Hermit-The-Prog]

31. We need the Senate for a return to sane government.

Too many GOP asses.

[malaise]

33. Yep please please please

Happy Holidays

[orleans]

29. absolutely agree

and i loved the way you phrased this--i couldn't have said it better:
"You have caused these deaths and infections- drop fucking dead."

[malaise]

35. They did and they continue to make things worse

They are still not wearing masks or social distancing
Happy Holiday!

[orleans]

64. happy holidays to you.

[lunatica]

34. My 72 year old White ass agrees with you.

It’s good to find a use for it again!

[malaise]

36. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Happy Holidays!

[3825-87867]

37. No need for 72 million extra doses!

None of those who supported Trump need vaccines for a hoax. Let's give their doses to other countries!

[sarge43]

38. ".... back of the vaccine line"? My saggy old ass

They shouldn't even be in the line.

Dropping fucking dead is too good for them. Let 'em spend a few weeks with a ventilator tube jammed down their throats, 'survive' and then spend what's left of their lives suffering major health issues, like shredded lungs.

[malaise]

39. Love it

Happy Holidays sarge43

[sarge43]

40. Consider it a Christmas present, malaise.

And most joyous season backatcha. virtual

[niyad]

41. May my melanin-challenged and very senior derriere join yours? I promise to keep it covered so as

not to frighten anyone.

Happiest of holidays and Blessed Solstice.

[malaise]

42. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Happy Holidays to you Niyad

[marmar]

43. What Malaise said.

[malaise]

44. Looks like we have a pack of asses

Happy Holidays marmar!

[cwydro]

45. Yup.

+1000

[iluvtennis]

46. KnR. nt

[Kid Berwyn]

47. Liberate Ted Cruz.

[malaise]

49. Ted Cruz is what you get when you merge a jackass with a maskhole

Happy Holidays

[Kid Berwyn]

53. Once in a thousand year day, my Friend!

Life is a miracle to be enjoyed, appreciated and shared.



Happy Holidays to you and yours, malaise!

[malaise]

56. Truly beautiful

Went outside to have a look - couldn't see it.

[soldierant]

48. My ass may not be black (more like pale pinkish-beige),

but it is sizeable. When I was born, the first thing the doctor said was, "Wow! Look at those hips!"

[malaise]

50. Hehehehehehehhe

This thread is a riot
The more the merrier and Happy Holidays

[soldierant]

51. And to you ans all DU.

[Evolve Dammit]

52. Damn straight. But money can buy anything, right? That's why we hoard it (GOP).

[malaise]

65. Money and power

Happy Holidays!

[Evolve Dammit]

72. Back atcha! Here's to a better New Year.

[Trailrider1951]

54. Yeah, I'm with you malaise

These people make me sick. WTF???

[malaise]

66. Now if only they'd make themselves sick

Happy Holidays!

[lillypaddle]

55. Spot on, malaise

fuck those fuckers.

[malaise]

67. and repeat that

Happy Holidays

[lillypaddle]

92. Back atcha, malaise!

[Blue Owl]

57. Goddamn right

[malaise]

68. I see that Democratic donkey kicking ass

Happy Holidays sis

[Hekate]

60. My rosy Irish ass agrees with you, malaise

Happiness from Solstice to Solstice, and may we all have a healthy New Year.

[malaise]

69. Back at you sis

[I_UndergroundPanther]

63. I wear a panther tail

It comes with my ass.

Furry.

Anyways count this ass in,and my cat Othello's ass too. He depends on me to take care of his furry butt, and cats can catch covid.

[malaise]

70. Bring them all in I_UndergroundPanther

Happy Holidays

[I_UndergroundPanther]

95. Happy hollidaze back at cha

🎁💖😺

I have a lot of panther tails in a crapload of colors..it would get fuzzy real fast..lol.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

71. Back of the line? Yes. Better yet, they should all be kept in one giant padded cell

until everyone else gets the vaccine. If they get sick and need medical care, throw them some aspirin. These people ought to be cared about as much as they care about their fellow human beings, which is very little.

Of course, we wouldn't do that if we could. But, not sure they would ever learn any other way, and probably won't learn any way at all.

[3catwoman3]

89. A padded cell would be too kind.

Cages with cement floor and Mylar blankets would do nicely.

[LaMouffette]

73. Malaise, I have to say, whenever I see your name on a post, I have to read it!

Happy holidays, and thank you so much for your wit and wisdom and no-holds-barred commentary!

This particular thread has turned into a bit of a True Ass Confessions discussion, so I will add my own recent observation of my very own butt cheeks:

A couple of months ago, I rolled over in bed and my hand inadvertently brushed one of my ass cheeks, and . . . it . . . flapped! Like a pancake! Another little gift "to those about to rot" ("We suh-LOOT you!!!" —AC/DC). Seriously, no one ever told me about the toll that aging would take on one's buns. It's like, great, now I have a flapjack ass! And my flapjack ass is also infuriated that anyone who contributed to the spread of this virus is now at the front of the line for the vaccine.

[malaise]

74. I love your response

We either die young or we age - I'll take the latter.
Happy Holidays!

[LaMouffette]

84. Happy Holidays to you as well!

[IronLionZion]

75. And my brown ass joins the other asses here

[malaise]

76. Ha

Happy Holidays

[IronLionZion]

85. Happy Holidays!

[Rebl2]

77. Absolutely agree with this!

[stage left]

78. My smartass says

you Covid deniers should just drop fucking dead. No line for you mothers. I'm talking about you, Lindsey Graham.

[BobTheSubgenius]

79. This vaccination program should NOT, under ANY circumstances, be means-tested.

Especially since the means-testing we've seen thus far is the antithesis of what people usually mean when they say "means-tested."

[StarryNite]

80. I have never seen the word "ass" used this many times in one thread.

It's simply asstounding! btw, please add my ass to the lot!

[malaise]

82. Hahahahah for the nether regions

Hope yours is fun as well

[Wawannabe]

86. K&R nt

[marble falls]

87. ... and don't forget my slack old white ass. If Covid is a fraud, so's the vaccine ...

... but there is a perverse sort of logic that makes giving it to those most likely to infect others seem like a good idea.

[spooky3]

88. Please kick that orange ass hard! Nt

[Niagara]

90. My middle aged pale ass agrees with you, Malaise.

Also, this thread inspired me for red dog's movie quote thread.





Happy Holidays to you, Malaise.

[Nitram]

93. Agree!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

94. Just to be a complete contrarian (French for "ass"), an alternative vaccine strategy:

The goal is to stop the pandemic. Prioritizing the mask-wearers, who aren't causing must spread, is sort of a waste. No spread before, no spread after.

If we vaccinate the super-spreaders: Republicans, college spring-breakers, fraternity and sorority members, professional sports figures, college athletes, Trumpers (but I repeat myself) ocean cruisers, then we start to hit the virus where it happily lives and spreads the most. So vaccinating the people with bad behavior gives us the biggest initial bang in this fight.

I think the "maths" would prove this right, even though, like you, I'd prefer to see them "drop fucking dead". But they're not doing that fast enough.

Any merit to this strategic approach?

And, Happy Christmas, Malaise.