The "Will Trump come back from Mar-a-Lago at all" thing

[Miles Archer]

I think he will, for one simple reason. He's raking in so much cash from the MAGAts that he won't do anything to jeopardize that. He's going to pull this nonsense right up to 12 noon on January 20th, will probably schedule his own "counter programming event" shit show at the same time as Biden's inauguration, and at 12 noon, it will be Phase 2 of his mission to be the most annoying fuck on the planet.

Even though the White House issued a statement saying he's now at Mar-a-Lago "working tirelessly and taking many phone calls and meetings," and that DOES set up a scenario for him finishing his term at "The Winter White House" (can't wait for THAT to be retired),
I think he will be back at the White House simply because it maximizes his "send me money so I can fight election fraud" scam.

[Blue Owl]

1. Shove his fat ass off the plane into the Atlantic

The sharks could use some Christmas Chum...

[Arne]

4. Points for sharks getting "Christmas Chum"

[Bradshaw3]

18. That's cruel

To the sharks.

[PJMcK]

26. Sharks have to watch their cholesterol, too (n/t)

[underpants]

2. Money and he wants to milk as much time as POTUS as possible

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He started with and much of the term have had him spending way more time in the Oval than anyone of recent memory. He wants to just sit there so everyone knows he’s the President. Most do a majority of their work in an office to the side.

He knows he only has a few days left. It must be a sad, lonely time with so many people gone or leaving. Gee, that’s just too bad for such a miserable sad sack of shit.

[Miles Archer]

7. The only thing I have doubts about is a "Nixon boards Marine One flashing peace signs" photo

We saw the lengths he went to with the photos of him heading to Walter Reed for COVID treatment. Press wasn't allowed to get anywhere near him. I imagine him being there until noon on the 20th, what the actual exit will look like is up for grabs.

[musclecar6]

23. Work!?!?!?!

That lazy sack of shit never did an honest days work in his life. He’s been too busy weasling his way out of doing anything and manipulating everybody around him.

[SeattleVet]

25. He expends more energy avoiding work than most do working.

[Ohiogal]

3. I agree 100% MilesArcher.

Especially the last sentence in your first paragraph.

He’s going to be like dog doo on the bottom of your sneaker.

[Clash City Rocker]

5. He's already been told he can't live there

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/dec/17/trump-mar-a-lago-club-neighbors-florida

[soothsayer]

11. Hasn't stopped him from voting illegally in FL

[Joinfortmill]

6. Either way, can't happen soon enough.

[Me.]

8. FRankly, I Hope HIs Golf Cart Runs Over HIs Big Toe

and he has to stay there because of no mobility

[Squinch]

16. I was thinking it should run over his head. And his wife.

[Me.]

19. Trying Hard Not To Go There

don't want any karma tacking onto me...

[ProfessorGAC]

22. His Head? Why?

That couldn't do any damage! Probably screw up the cart's shocks!
At least the toe would hurt!

[Mike 03]

9. He'll likely want to be in D.C. on January 6.

Listening to Rachel last night, it really sounds like he wants to stir up trouble.

[634-5789]

12. Every day. That's the destructive nature of a psychopath.

[Thomas Hurt]

10. yep next phase will be "running" in 2024. Just another scam.

[Bayard]

14. He's going to have indictments hanging off of him,

Like Jacob Marley's chains. He's not going to be running for anything ever again.

[Thomas Hurt]

15. of course not, that is not what I meant, his running is a scam only.

Hell, if we are lucky the POS will drop dead before then.

[Staph]

27. That's wonderful imagery!

"He's going to have indictments hanging off of him, like Jacob Marley's chains." That would make a great 'toon!

[rickford66]

13. He forgot to take all the silverware.

Maybe grab a few pieces of art to sell. Hey, don't forget the toilet paper stash.

[beastie boy]

17. Unlikely that he will return to the WH on the 20th just to be publicly kicked out on the 21st.

It will make him "look bad". It is more likely he will stay at Mar a Lago, announce with a great deal of fanfare that he is breaking all ties with "deep state" (that will drive his minions to a collective orgasm), blame everyone, especially the GOP bigwigs for betraying him, and announce that he will communicate directly with "The People" from Mar a Lago, and it will only cost the aforementioned the people a monthly subscription fee of $4.99 for this great privilege.

[rusty fender]

20. I think you're right about this

His grift trumps everything, and I don’t think he has finished shitting all over the White House

[Sanity Claws]

21. He will abscond

I don't know whether he will be at the WH or in FL when he takes off under cover of night but he will not be anywhere to be found at 12 Noon on January 20th.
That's my prediction. He doesn't have the courage to face the karma coming his way.

[lark]

24. Does he just really want to be dragged out?

Surely even he isn't delusional enough to think that he will be tolerated at the WH one second after noon 1/20? Does he think his Proud Boys and effete militia types will come kill /kidnap Biden and install him? Does he think they will shoot the SS and stop him being carried out? What is going on in that fake cotton candy pretend brain of his, other than drug delirium?

[OLDMDDEM]

28. I really don't care

if he comes back. Take your grifting spawn with you. Pardon everyone that helped your criminal behavior and go away. They will all face charges in state courts, so thank you for allowing that to happen.