"This is not a Saturday night live skit but it sure feels like one"

[Nevilledog]

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[dchill]

1. "...lying in a manger..."

Off to a real trumpy start!

You gotta start young and stick it out!

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. projecting again!

[dchill]

12. He's a freaking Bell & Howell!

[PCIntern]

25. More like Mr Howell from Gilligan's Island.

[LuvNewcastle]

2. Jesus, that was way too fucking long.

Listening to her is painful and seeing him talk about Jesus being born is downright blasphemous. Let's all burn together this Christmas!

[Happyhippychick]

3. Merry fucking Christmas!!!! From Melania

[brush]

15. In her own words: "Who geeves a fuck about Creesmas."

[rzemanfl]

5. I made to 1:04. Now I feel like vomiting. n/t

[csziggy]

17. I could only take 14 seconds - you're amazing to go for over a minute!

Need some Pepto Bismol!

[GoCubsGo]

18. I felt like vomiting before I even hit the play button.

Just the sight of those two wretched wastes of oxygen makes me want to puke. I couldn't make it through it, either.

[treestar]

24. Same here

they are just reading, and obvious fakes.

[ClusterFreak]

6. Why does that video have the feel of a court-ordered community service announcement??

Just sayin'...

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. I've never seen such warmth and human emotion as there is in those 2:40....

Seriously, were they real or were those programmed automatons?

Sign the MFing bill, Spanky.

[CatMor]

8. Those two have the most annoying voices I ever heard ..

I'm sorry I watched it as now my Christmas Eve is ruined.

[Nevilledog]

9. Just think how miserable their lives are....that makes my spirits lift.

[CatMor]

13. Mine too ...

they'll be prisoners in their gaudy palace where even their neighbors don't want them.

[Skittles]

10. they deserve each other

but WE don't deserve them

[TheBlackAdder]

11. I thought Trump said he was the chosen one?

[Docreed2003]

14. The greatest miracle??

Wouldn't that be arising from the dead after three days?? Just saying

[Blue Owl]

16. STFU Donny and Melanoma

You're out of your element...

[scarletwoman]

19. ...

[scarletwoman]

20. It's the disgusting background music that got to me - made their phony recitations even worse!

[MizLibby]

22. Agree, it sounded like organ music from a 100 year old silent movie. Tremendous audio quality!

[muriel_volestrangler]

21. Less than a month before a president who actually empathises with other people

If Trump were a good enough actor to be able to fake it, it wouldn't be so painful. But he's both a sociopath and an idiot.

Worst. President. Ever.

[smirkymonkey]

23. What the hell did I just watch?

They both looked like they were forced to do that at gunpoint.

[LuckyLib]

26. So many references to Jesus and God. Could it be any more

of a disgusting display of fake feelings?

[secondwind]

27. HORRIBLE!!!!! No feelings!!! Ice Cold Couple