Trump Wants to Know: Where Are Melania's Cover Shoots? - no, not the Onion

[question everything]

Back when she was a full-time model, Melania Trump used to get the odd fashion magazine cover. No more—and that seems have her hubby a little grouchy on Christmas. “The greatest of all time. Fake News!” the president tweeted about the wife for whom he rarely publicly advocates.

Trump retweeted a post from Breitbart sharing an article about what the First Lady wore on her way to Mar-a-Lago from D.C. on Wednesday. “The elitist snobs in the fashion press have kept the most elegant First Lady in American history off the covers of their magazines for 4 consecutive years,” the tweet from Breitbart said. Melania Trump has been famously uninterested in her role as First Lady and has been torched for her fashion choices—including wearing a $39 Zara jacket with the words “I Don’t Care” on a trip to see detained migrant children.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-promotes-breitbart-gripe-about-melanias-media-coverage

[Enterstageleft]

1. Chunky peanut butter...

motherfucker.

[Miguelito Loveless]

2. No one wants a cover

of a naked Third Lady.

[onecaliberal]

17. 🖕

No one.

[3catwoman3]

41. 3rd Woman or 3rd Wife.

She is no lady in any way.

[Baked Potato]

3. I thought they are rich. Buy your wife a magazine, boof-in-chief.

[LuvNewcastle]

4. I can think of a few words to describe Malaria,

but "elegant" isn't one of them.

[MustLoveBeagles]

5. Nice priorities Traitor Tot

Millions of Americans are living in poverty, Covid is ravaging the US and today there was a bombing in Nashville. And yet he's whining about his trophy wife being dissed by fashion magazines?

[Blue Owl]

6. She's been the third choice since 2005

[captain queeg]

7. I'm thinking Penthouse, Playboy, Maxim? Not sure any of those are still around

Does Snap on tools still do calendars?

[Lochloosa]

16. Don't denigrate Snap On calendars.

[Disaffected]

34. Or Snap on Tools

for we horizontally challenged folks.

[ironflange]

19. Playboy's still around, also Penthouse but they just feature porn stars now

Or so my friend tells me.

[Wounded Bear]

8. Ah, yes. Gotta brag on the arm candy...

[tanyev]

9. Is there a Prison Wear Daily magazine?

[Beaverhausen]

10. So many are suffering and this is what he's worked up about?

Cannot wait until he’s gone.

[MustLoveBeagles]

31. Ikr?

[Baclava]

11. Is GQ still around?

?r=1543916168076

[SunSeeker]

13. ...

[fierywoman]

15. "Melania ... earns her air miles ..."

[Midnight Writer]

12. Ha! She's on his ass about this and he wants her to stop.

"Please give my wife a glamor shot on the cover of a fashion magazine so she will stop raging at me about it."

[BlueLucy]

14. Doesn't trump have friends at the National Enquirer he can call?

He should do some networking and ask his friends for help.

[lagomorph777]

47. Would that be a pecker to Pecker call?

[Irish_Dem]

18. Color me suspicious, is he trying to juice up her market value ahead of the divorce?

He doesn't give a rat's behind about Melania.
Except as pertains to what he can get from her,
or what she may cost him.

[comradebillyboy]

29. It's a status thing. He wants HIS wife on the cover

of some glamour magazine so that the proles will envy him. It's like owing a prestigious car or a prize horse.

[Irish_Dem]

33. I agree this is a possible intent, but the timing is suspicious to me. nt

[EndlessWire]

42. Maybe this was her Christmas present

and it didn't come in the mail?

[Irish_Dem]

50. Ha, yes....surprising however if he got her anything. nt

[Cha]

20. I didn't think it was the Onion...

he's jealous as always.

We're "uninterested" in birther barbie.

[pwb]

21. She only looks good with sunglasses on.

Otherwise she looks like she was frenched kissed by a jet. Yuck.

[orleans]

22. ...

Link to tweet

[comradebillyboy]

30. Shouldn't that be a golden commode, or is the gold shitter

only for the Dotard?

[Ilsa]

37. Ugh. Sitting up high like that

is no way to have a good poop.

[3catwoman3]

40. Please tell me this is...

...photoshopped.

[orleans]

45. i have no idea... hold on, i'll google... .....well, can't find a thing one way or the other n/t

[ProudMNDemocrat]

44. Tiny panties around her calves, VERY ELEGANT

Imagine had that been Michelle Obama? Who was on so many magazine covers for keeping her clothes on .

[BlueIdaho]

23. Brings the term Cash Cow

A whole new level of meaning.

[Klaralven]

24. Village Voice stopped publishing or she might have made the back cover?

[BigmanPigman]

36. I read that they are going to publish again.

[Demovictory9]

25. Dailyfail focuses on Ivanka's fashion

Photos of what she is wearing when she steps outside in the morning

[RockRaven]

26. She's "the most elegant First Lady in America history" like Dolt45 has the best hair of any POTUS...

If you believe that already, no amount of evidence presented with the intent of remediating your ignorance is going to change your mind -- because you are fucking delusional.

[torius]

27. Kidney Weekly?

Fashion with a filter ...

[rsdsharp]

28. Plastic Surgery Monthly?

[ornotna]

32. At best

She's a page 3 girl.

[BigmanPigman]

35. I am so glad she is pissed off.

I remember her friend that wrote the "tell all" book said how angry Melania was and bitched about it to her a few years ago. Knowing that she is still pissed off makes going to sleep tonight a little happier for me. She is as trashy and tacky as her tubby hubby.

[Totally Tunsie]

38. They both really take their "slights" to heart, and aren't satisfied

until vengeance has been wrought. Despicable people.

[Ilsa]

39. Yep, it's like a little stocking stuffer

of a favorite candy when most of your Christmas has been crap.

[Marcuse]

43. He made a fake Time Magazine cover for himself. What's the problem?

[Talitha]

46. Has he checked the cover of 'Sex Worker Weekly'?

Damn, I can't wait till those disgusting grifters are gone!!

[Thekaspervote]

48. There's nothing pretty about her..she's artificial, has no fashion sense, not well liked, phony

Publishers want to sell their magazines, not throw them out!

[lanlady]

49. Is this about the dominatrix outfit she wore on Wednesday?

All black, including thigh-high black boots. She was the spitting image of Natasha in the old Boris & Natasha cartoons. Only Boris and Natasha were kinda cute together, lovable partners in crime. Can't same the same for Donnie & Dominatrix.

And where was Barron as these two departed for Florida? Was he too ashamed to be seen with his loser father and style-challenged mother?