Matt Gaetz new hairstyle adds 3 inches to his height

[Demovictory9]

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[sandensea]

1. The Liberace?

I'm sure his "son" approves.

[trueblue2007]

27. The UGLY

[TheBlackAdder]

49. He looks like a drunk and coked-up Frylock

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[Deuxcents]

2. 😂

Pathetic. I would normally say that it’s whats inside one’s heart that matters but.. well..you know.

[TheBlackAdder]

50. It's almost like he's trying to double the billboard square footage above his eyebrows.

[rsdsharp]

3. The "Look, mommy. I cut my own hair!"

[Arne]

4. Flowbee need more suction.

[CatMor]

5. Is he trying to imitate trump.

[demtenjeep]

7. nesties new favorite hair?

on his "daddy"

[Delarage]

8. El deush nt

[Greybnk48]

9. Short man syndrome. n/t

[RockRaven]

10. I'm not saying I have *better* hair than Matt Gaetz, but I'm definitely in more touch with reality

about how it looks to other people. And how it compliments, or exacerbates, my stupid fucking face.

He's emulating his godking Dumpy Donald by appearing totally unaware of how silly his attempts to manipulate his hair appear to others. See also Rudy Giuliani, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn.

[hatrack]

11. The Roirama

The peak actually shares the border with Venezuela, Brazil, and Guyana, but the mountain is almost always approached from the Venezuela side. The Brazil and Guyana sides are much more difficult. The mountain's highest point is Maverick Rock which is at and on the Venezuela side (thought some other sources may differ on this).

http://www.geologyin.com/2014/10/monte-roraima-real-lost-world.html

[Demovictory9]

13. Omg..look at that rock

[lapfog_1]

12. max headroom

[Demovictory9]

14. Exactly!!!

[shanti]

26. yup! n/t

[Skittles]

34. that's who I thought it

yes INDEED

[Alliepoo]

53. Ha! Max Headroom is the first thing that

Came to my mind, too!!!

[JoeOtterbein]

15. Gumby...

...wannabe!

[spooky3]

16. "Ice, Ice Baby"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Scalp yeast. :)

[JDC]

18. What a Douche

[Marie Marie]

19. Looks like a mesa on a mess.

[ornotna]

20. Yeah, no

Your forehead still looks like Half Dome.

[sheshe2]

21. An embare-ass-ment.

[Towlie]

22. Do I want to see this? (thinking...) No, not really. I'll pass.

 
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[Archae]

23. Eraserhead.

[Docreed2003]

24. Pretty sure that called a Poop-e-dore...

Looks like he's got a 💩 twirled on his head!

[TeamPooka]

25. Ace Ventura's diminished capacity little brother

[Totally Tunsie]

28. Stolen from catbyte in The Lounge:

This pup's name is Enzo...works for a hairstyle too - "The Enzo".

[Demovictory9]

33. Wow..impressive dog

[Totally Tunsie]

35. Here's the link to catbyte's post about this charmer:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181446646

People Are Obsessed With This Great Dane Who Looks Like Batman

“Even though he looks imposing, he only wants to cuddle and play."

[MustLoveBeagles]

44. What a beautiful pupper

[eShirl]

48. Anubis

[WVreaper]

30. And now, I'm an even bigger dick!

[Disaffected]

32. The Kim Jong-matt

[UTUSN]

36. Can be either Beavis or Butt-head!

[Galraedia]

37. Too bad it didn't add 3 inches to his 1/2 inch dick.

That ugly hair cut at least matches his ugly face.

[BigmanPigman]

39. If it were blue he could be a Simpson.

[nuxvomica]

40. That's called "The Bobblehead"

Designed to make a comically oversized head look even bigger.

[Bayard]

41. Sorry, Gaetz

But Herman Munster already rocks that do!

[KentuckyWoman]

42. I care less about Matt's hair than

I do Hillary's pant suits.

Appearance is nothing. It is his hair, whoop dee do. That man's soul stinks like the barn floor and isn't as useful.

What scrapes off that floor will help grow food. The only thing Matt's soul will grow is more suffering.

And if we are going to yap about appearance, Hillary absolutely rocks those pant suits. Matt could not rock ANYTHING.

[Blue Owl]

43. What are his forehead ad rates per square foot?

[Grokenstein]

45. The Compensator.

[Talitha]

46. OMG - - it's Lyle Lovett !!!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

51. Matt, are you tired of the college freshman scene and now you and to cruise the high schools?

[essme]

52. Forget his hair; the guy looks like he is

stoned to the gills. Not pot either- Wonder what he's on?

[underpants]

54. Shut up Beavis

[DFW]

55. Sorry, Matt, but you'll be a Conehead before you'll ever be Elvis

I don‘t care WHAT dare your girlfriend made you.

[NurseJackie]

56. That face! Those eyes! (Drunk? Stoned? Coked? ... What is it?)

He always looks like he's got a constipated grimace on his face.

No necktie and open-collar while wearing a coat AND his official congressional lapel pin... NOT a good look either.

The bed-head hair "style" suggests to me that he just had a wild romp in the supply closet with one of his interns... or with someone else's wife.

[machoneman]

57. Stupid, just like the empty brain below it....assuming he actually has a brain!

[tanyev]

58. Well in Coupville they say, Matt's hair grew three sizes that day...

[Lars39]

59. lol

[GoCubsGo]

60. Matt-zo's Cirucus is on the air!

My apologies to Bozo for the comparison.

[Paladin]

61. All together now: WHO KNEW THEY COULD STACK SHIT THAT HIGH?

And oldie from my misspent youth.