Trump outraged that "the most elegant First Lady" has been blackballed from magazine covers...

[Catcar]

What's Whiny Donald sniveling about now? Several magazines have captured the elegance of Melania

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/gbIqV.CQbY7FBVXnhtyv7A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTYzMS4y/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/l3GYgfgTWoL0k8dI.r0tzg--~B/aD0xMzE1O3c9MjAwMDthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/cosmopolitan_438/ce4accaa431d4a607be0679532b387ab

[regnaD kciN]

1. He has, as one might expect, an interesting definition of "elegant"...

[trueblue2007]

20. melania is sooooooooooooooo elegant.

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections

she looks so classy in paperclips




what "elegant " person.

https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/5d138cdfb6fee91c7ac9d661/master/w_1150,c_limit/Melania-Trump-COVER-GQ-7-Nov16_Antoine-Verglas_b.jpg

[The Genealogist]

23. This is his idea of elegant

Be best!

[Mike Nelson]

2. Elegant...

... describes Jackie Kennedy and Michelle Obama... I've seen them on covers!

[Catcar]

6. Melania can go from Whitehouse to Penthouse, but not Vogue or Cosmo, & "I really don't care do you?"

[FakeNoose]

3. I think she's had some kidney surgery since that photo

[Miigwech]

4. trump ..... no one gives a crap what you have to say

GET THE HELL OUT

[Maeve]

5. Santa has a different term than elegant for her...

[Catcar]

32. Ho ho ho

[Generic Other]

7. Michelle has been on loads of covers

He may have to check some porn shops. He may find his wife on some covers.

[Greybnk48]

8. I don't think even Hustler would want her. n/t

[Catcar]

13. Pretty sure they would dedicate the "Skanky First Lady" issue to Melania

[RandySF]

9. There's always Hustler

[Catcar]

14. It just struck me how perfect "Hustler" magazine is for a Trump!

[kskiska]

10. Well, she did make the cover of the New York Post

during the campaign of 1916. I had assumed that Donald provided to photos for that one. He seemed proud of it.

[BainsBane]

12. You mean the one that's about to divorce him?

Doesn't he see that coming?

[LuvNewcastle]

15. The only reason he cares about anything regarding

his wife is because she's one of his fucking trophies. She's a symbol of his virility and wealth, that he is obviously worthy to have an attractive mate, a model! If she's rejected, that means he's rejected, and that's the real problem here. God, I'm so sick of his petty narcissism!

[Catcar]

17. Hang on. 25 days. 25 incessant, painful, frightful days. 25 days. I hope we make it!

[LuvNewcastle]

18. It IS painful.

If there wasn't so much happening all the time, important shit happening, I would just be enjoying the Holidays and be oblivious to the fucking news, but he and his wretched followers have to bring their bullshit into every corner of the country. But like you said, 25 days. We're so close....

[StarfishSaver]

25. A friend if mine was at a tennis match in the early 90s and found himself chatting with Trump

who was there with Marla Maples. When Marla excused herself to go to the bathroom, Trump immediately interrupted the conversation and said "She's really hot, isn't she?" And then he spent the whole time she was gone going on and on about how hot she was and even said that if he weren't there, they'd be trying to screw her. When Marla returned, he went right back to talking about whatever they were talking about before she left.

My friend said he knew then Trump was an insecure pig. He felt sorry for Marla and wondered if she had any idea he talked about her like that when she wasn't within earshot.

This is a man who defines himself by external things - the women he dates and marries, the crowds he draws, the employees and sycophants who drool all over him, etc. - but who has no sense of self-worth, capacity for joy or ability to take pleasure in anything beyond trying to satisfy his insatiable ego and retaliate against all perceived slights.

What an empty, pathetic, soulless shell of a man.

[Catcar]

29. He is piteous!

[LSparkle]

31. If she wanted to be on the covers of Vogue etc ...

She should have kept her clothes on for a few decades beforehand. Can’t command respect when you’ve been a floozy (recall the patent leather boots shot in the plane cockpit).

[Butterflylady]

19. I got the biggest laugh out of him whining about the magazine covers.

Looks like those magazines have class. They know a ho when they see one.

[Earthshine2]

21. Neither good enough for the cover, nor the centerfold.

As far as supermodels go, she really ain't that great, ya know?

I can't stand that expression perpetually painted on her face. Isn't that look called "heroin chic"?

[Catcar]

30. I think that expression says "what's that smell?"

[Progressive Jones]

22. Nobody cares about his strumpet wife. nt

[JDC]

24. She could easily land the cover of "Bending Spoons w Your Mind Monthly"

So maybe he's right....

[beaglelover]

34. Thanks for that.... I LOL!!

[AmericanCanuck]

26. ahhhhh .. if Penthouse was still around

she would have been a centerfold

[IcyPeas]

27. FLOTUS has not given an interview with a national publication in 4 years

This is quite telling.

A gentle reminder that magazine cover features require an interview component. @FLOTUS has not given an interview to a national publication during her term as first lady.

Link to tweet

?s=19

[SCantiGOP]

28. A thread on LinkedIn

Some asshole wanted to show off that he had gotten one of the 100,000 Xmas cards the White House mailed out. He posted a picture of the front, which had the two of them posed in the midst of decorated trees, with the caption “Classy Couple.”
First response was “Who’s that?” to which he replied “The best President and First Lady of our lifetimes.”
Next response, which had several hundred Likes, was “Oh, sorry. I didn’t recognize her with her clothes on or him without his size 54 khakis and golf shirt.”

[jmowreader]

33. I think I understand why this has happened.

As others have pointed out, a picture of the First Lady on the cover of a magazine means there's a lengthy interview with her inside. And usually if not always, her First Lady project is the biggest thing they talk about.

Melania Trump's First Lady project is anti-cyberbullying. Eventually someone would get around to asking her how running an anti-cyberbullying project works when your own husband is the worst cyberbully in the history of the Internet.