Travel back to 2015

[birdographer]

And let's talk to Donnie.

Don't run for president. As of 2019, not sure about now, you owe $421 million to someone, we think maybe Russians at least. The entire world knows about this debt, and it will be fully exposed soon. You will find yourself under such constant scrutiny that it will be difficult to work with the mob bosses you are in cahoots with. The money laundering, which is so easy for you now, will be impossible to continue. Your real estate properties will suffer because of your unpopularity, and ultimately will lose money for you and close down, like so many of your failed endeavors. SDNY will slowly and confidently build a case against you that may end you up in prison.

Your affair with a porn star and your payment of $130k to her to keep quiet is now known to the entire world. She has gone on talk shows to describe your ineptness at sex and your mushroom-sized dick. You are at this point a source of ridicule to everyone.

You think it will work to stack the courts with people you think will support you in your fall from political clout. But when you lose the 2020 election, very few support you. Not even your bestie Moscow Mitch (oh yes, that's what he is called now) falls in line for you. The military will not take orders from you. You are your worst case scenario--you are a loser.

Your former employees at your game show release the information that due to your age and your abuse of not just cocaine but ground-up snorted Adderall, you must wear adult diapers, which you shit into regularly, causing quite an odor in the area.

You are mocked at every turn. If you don't run for president, you can continue your grifting and con jobs under the radar. No one will know about the diapers. You will not be the most despised man on the planet and you will not ultimately be exposed as a loser.

Think about it, Donnie.

(Wouldn't that be fun???)

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

1. He would take that as a challenge.

[Hoyt]

2. IMO, trump never thought he'd win primary or general. He ran for PR.

But as soon as he went all racist and bigoted— with encouragement of Conway and Brannon — he took off and white wing rubes jumped on board.

[Polybius]

3. No

Because it was a Republican year, and any Republican would have won unless we ran a generational candidate (FDR, Obama, etc.). Cruz was smarter and a better debater. He would have won bigger, and wouldn’t have wrote the insane Tweets. He would have won re-election and we’d be suffering even more right now. At least with Trump, his own mouth and pen cost him the election.

[First Speaker]

4. Stormy Daniels was the only person Trump ever hired who was good at their job...