Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:09 PM

The rMoney baby-eating scandal . . .

So, has anyone found any evidence of the rMoney baby-eating scandal? I'd like to know if that's a real story or just a rumor. Perhaps we should demand that rMoney prove that it's not true?

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The rMoney baby-eating scandal . . . (Original post)	fleur-de-lisa	Oct 2012	OP
no no no	flamingdem	Oct 2012	#1
There is very little evidence that the hairs that were recovered came from a puppy. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#3
I see..	flamingdem	Oct 2012	#24
Indeed, it is. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#27
Please, please, stop...	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#2
found any evidence of the rMoney baby-eating scandal?	Flashmann	Oct 2012	#4
There is no evidence that Jon Sununu always wears a vibrating butt plug, either.	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#5
Okay, that's gonna cost you a keyboard.	Indpndnt	Oct 2012	#16
...sorry about that... n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#18
In the name of scientific research, it made the ultimate sacrifice.	Indpndnt	Oct 2012	#31
For science...! n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#33
LOLLLL sqwak	flamingdem	Oct 2012	#23
Well, it's true. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#25
No teabagger logic, "just the facts, Ma'am"	pinboy3niner	Oct 2012	#8
Well,NOW what I'm hearing	Flashmann	Oct 2012	#13
What?! No! That's just silly.	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#15
Wait...This is becoming too convoluted	Flashmann	Oct 2012	#21
...	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#26
Ah....Victory and truth.....	Flashmann	Oct 2012	#28
... n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#29
Somebody alert Judge 'shut-your-pie-hole' . . .	fleur-de-lisa	Oct 2012	#39
Someone should do something to stop these horrible rumors.	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#40
His back ? ? ?	fleur-de-lisa	Oct 2012	#41
Again, those are rumors and Trump's hair is only circumstantial evidence of that, at best.	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#42
Um...I'll let someone else do THAT investigation. nt	pinboy3niner	Oct 2012	#17
It's unsanitary, to say the least. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#19
I heard Willard only eats Sununu's vibrating buttplugs.	Indpndnt	Oct 2012	#20
...	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#22
Sununu uses babies as butt plugs? Well, that explains the vibrating.	Indpndnt	Oct 2012	#30
There is just no point in my trying to prevent this, is there? n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#32
Your efforts to do so are Herculean, but the science must be proven.	Indpndnt	Oct 2012	#36
I refuse to volunteer for the Sununu investigation. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#37
I'm sure Willard is up for it.	Indpndnt	Oct 2012	#38
Thank you! A voice of reason. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#14
So....As I understand it	Flashmann	Oct 2012	#6
No! Stop! There is no evidence that Sununu always wears a vibrating butt plug!	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#7
But.....But.......	Flashmann	Oct 2012	#10
It may very well be true that Jon Sununu is always wearing a vibrating butt plug; I don't know.	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#12
Yup. It's TRUE.	JaneyVee	Oct 2012	#9
That picture has already been discredited; Romney's skin is too pale, an obvious Photoshopping. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#11
Yes, but it was a LONG time ago	Matariki	Oct 2012	#34
My point is that we should not be saying these things without supporting evidence.	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#35

Response to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:11 PM

flamingdem (38,861 posts)

1. no no no

He ate a puppy, not a baby

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Response to flamingdem (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:19 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

3. There is very little evidence that the hairs that were recovered came from a puppy. n/t

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:41 PM

flamingdem (38,861 posts)

24. I see..

this is series!11

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Response to flamingdem (Reply #24)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:43 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

27. Indeed, it is. n/t

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:14 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

2. Please, please, stop...

As I tried to do in my earlier post (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021430158), I would like to head off these Romney baby-eating rumors before they get out of hand, and constantly bringing the subject back up can't be helping. Shame on you.

There, now you're properly chastised.

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:21 PM

Flashmann (2,140 posts)

4. found any evidence of the rMoney baby-eating scandal?

Nope.....However,there is nothing to discount it,and rmoney has not denied it....Using teabag logic here,(hey if it works for them,it works for me),he absolutely is guilty of it.....No question....

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Response to Flashmann (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:24 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

5. There is no evidence that Jon Sununu always wears a vibrating butt plug, either.

However, we can't just go around saying things that have not yet been proven all day. It's bad science.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:35 PM

Indpndnt (2,391 posts)

16. Okay, that's gonna cost you a keyboard.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #16)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:36 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

18. ...sorry about that... n/t

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #18)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:51 PM

Indpndnt (2,391 posts)

31. In the name of scientific research, it made the ultimate sacrifice.

And that's okay.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #31)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:57 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

33. For science...! n/t

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:40 PM

flamingdem (38,861 posts)

23. LOLLLL sqwak

braack sqwak

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Response to flamingdem (Reply #23)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:41 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

25. Well, it's true. n/t

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Response to Flashmann (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:28 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

8. No teabagger logic, "just the facts, Ma'am"

We hold ourselves to a higher standard, and that requires that we investigate thoroughly all the hundreds and hundreds of Romney baby-eating witness reports, affidavits and videos before we reach a conclusion about the fact that Romney eats babies.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #8)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:32 PM

Flashmann (2,140 posts)

13. Well,NOW what I'm hearing

Is that rmoney also eats vibrating buttplugs.......

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Response to Flashmann (Reply #13)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:35 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

15. What?! No! That's just silly.

Again, if we are going to make claims about Jon Sununu's constant butt plugging or Romney's baby and/or butt plug eating habits, we must present some form of corroborating evidence.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #15)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:40 PM

Flashmann (2,140 posts)

21. Wait...This is becoming too convoluted

Lemme see if I have this right....Rmoney pulls baby buttplugs from Sunnunus ass,with his teeth,and make presents of them........?

What a sick bunch....

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Response to Flashmann (Reply #21)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:42 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

26. ...

I refuse to respond.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #26)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:44 PM

Flashmann (2,140 posts)

28. Ah....Victory and truth.....

Sweet!

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Response to Flashmann (Reply #28)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:46 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

29. ... n/t

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #15)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 02:32 PM

fleur-de-lisa (14,032 posts)

39. Somebody alert Judge 'shut-your-pie-hole' . . .

he'll send a team of investigators to kolob and/or lebanon to dig into the matters at hand . . . at taxpayer's expense, of course.

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #39)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 02:36 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

40. Someone should do something to stop these horrible rumors.

What's next? Ann Romney donates her husband's back shavings to Donald Trump's wigmaker?

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #40)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 02:45 PM

fleur-de-lisa (14,032 posts)

41. His back ? ? ?

I heard they were pubes.

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #41)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 02:48 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

42. Again, those are rumors and Trump's hair is only circumstantial evidence of that, at best.

We should provide some proof for claims such as this, lest we become mere storytellers.

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Response to Flashmann (Reply #13)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:35 PM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

17. Um...I'll let someone else do THAT investigation. nt

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #17)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:37 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

19. It's unsanitary, to say the least. n/t

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Response to Flashmann (Reply #13)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:37 PM

Indpndnt (2,391 posts)

20. I heard Willard only eats Sununu's vibrating buttplugs.

But only while they're still warm.

Nobody can confirm that, though.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #20)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:40 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

22. ...

...why...? Why would you bring this up without evidence, given all of the pleading I've done so far on this thread? Does no one value the sanctity of the Scientific Method any more?

Next thing you know, someone will be claiming that Romney eats babies that Jon Sununu uses as butt plugs. Disgusting.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #22)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:49 PM

Indpndnt (2,391 posts)

30. Sununu uses babies as butt plugs? Well, that explains the vibrating.

They're desperately trying to crawl away, but they can't pull their heads out of his ass.

That's what the rumor mill would say to these unsubstantiated speculations. Pity I left my scientific calculator at home. We could calculate the odds on this, at least. Shucks.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #30)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:57 PM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)