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Traildogbob

(8,958 posts)
Fri Jan 1, 2021, 10:19 AM Jan 2021

Cheers to all, up to US to make it a happy New Year

Announcement from the MC1 on ship! This is your New Captain and XO speaking. Commander Biden and XO Harris. I have the Con.
“General quarters, General quarters, this is not a drill. Man your “battle stations”. All hands on deck. The Master at Arms is Clearing the Bridge and filling the Brig. We are under new command. The new helmsman (us) has the wheel. Hard Port 180 degrees, One eight zero, full speed ahead, from Four years of heading toward Russia. We will always take port turns, never Starboard again. Starboard is straight into the Bermuda Triangle en rout to Russia. Everyone in CIC watch intensely and ID all bogies ASAP and report to the Captain on the bridge. Operations Specialist, man every scope and plot every contact on the tote board at 1 minute intervals, I want course and direction of every single contact constantly updated and reported. EW’s scan all frequencies and report bearing and distance to the Captain ASAP. I won’t to know immediately all transmissions from Murdock media. Missile guidance, be on high alert and have weapons hot for that target. Prepare for battle, we are at war. A treasonous enemy has boarded the ship and it is time for mutiny to end the take over of democracy. We all took the same oath.
We are headed back to America, myself and the XO will command this ship with clear eyes and clear hearts and depend on every sailor on board to do the job you are trained for. We need your input to right this ship. We have been listing Starboard way too long.Together we will stay the course.
Master at arms, prepare the planks, all mounted on the starboard side. Marines manning the Brig, do not be gentle in putting traitors into the cells.Walking of the planks will begin ASAP. Sonar has located schools of sharks below. And those schools are not in command or the recent Secretary of Education any more.
To all my shipmates, May Science bless you, and may Science bless and protect, the Untied States of America.
We will make this a better year. Captain Biden and XO Harris, out.”


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Cheers to all, up to US to make it a happy New Year (Original Post) Traildogbob Jan 2021 OP
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jan 2021 #1
Me too Traildogbob Jan 2021 #2
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jan 2021 #3
Progressive Port liberal here. Traildogbob Jan 2021 #4
Warp 8 Mr Sulu.... pfitz59 Jan 2021 #5
Sure beats Traildogbob Jan 2021 #6

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Traildogbob

(8,958 posts)
6. Sure beats
Fri Jan 1, 2021, 12:22 PM
Jan 2021

45 knots and a Guided Missile destroyer. We need those warp speeds. Get to it Scotty, no bitching about the engines.

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