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DALTON, GEORGIA (The Borowitz Report)Advancing a new conspiracy theory during a rally on Monday, Donald J. Trump claimed that the United States Constitution is invalid because it was signed by dead people.
All were hearing is, the Constitution this and the Constitution that, Trump said. Im telling you, as sure as youre sitting there, that every person who signed that piece of paper is dead.
Trump said that he had his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani investigate the signatories to the Constitution, and he found a scandal bigger than Hunter Bidens laptop.
Their signatures do not match the signatures of any living person, he said. Not only are these people dead, but they have been dead for a long, long time. This should never have been allowed to happen.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-constitution-invalid-because-it-was-signed-by-dead-people
Mz Pip
(27,453 posts)Satire and reality are far too close these days.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,330 posts)and she thought it was for real.
ARPad95
(1,671 posts)would declare that. Problem is all of the imbecilic MAGATs who would nod their heads in agreement with him.
burrowowl
(17,652 posts)Under The Radar
(3,404 posts)Paladin
(28,275 posts)Yet another shitty trait that trump bequeaths a tired, suffering nation. I hope he burns in hell, and right soon.