Trump just told his supporters he's going to march with them to the Capitol

[StarfishSaver]

Apparently, no one told him that the Capitol is nearly two miles away from the Ellipse and a very steep uphill climb.

I'm really looking forward to watching this.

[LisaL]

1. By marching, he means they will march and he will be driven, I presume.

NT

[exboyfil]

5. In a golf cart?

I would like to see that with a Secret Service agent hanging on the back like his caddy normally does.

[LisaL]

7. Should be a clown car.

NT

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Palanquin Chair. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. LOL!

[Ilsa]

35. There aren't enough protestors there to carry his ego

or his ass.

[imanamerican63]

11. I was gonna say that!

[scarletwoman]

2. *snort*

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. He'll waddle for half a block at the most and then demand a golf cart.

[lagomorph777]

4. That's hilarious. I look forward to paramedics singing "Stayin' Alive..." in the middle of PA Ave

(that's the proper tempo for CPR).

[sdfernando]

13. UGH!....that poor EMT that has to give mouth-to-mouth to that anus-mouth! /NT

[lagomorph777]

17. No, they make a little gadget for that now.

You can just squeeze the bag. Assuming, you know, that you keep count of chest pumps and bag squeezes carefully.

But counting seems to be optional in Trumpworld, so....

[we can do it]

18. No one does mouth to mouth.

[yellowcanine]

20. Usually just do chest compressions, no mouth to mouth, with adults anymore.

And use a bag if they have one, which they probably would.

[dware]

23. Paramedics rarely use mouth to mouth anymore,

they now use this"



It has a one way valve to prevent any bodily fluids, spit, vomit, etc., from entering the mouth of the EMT's.

[lonely bird]

37. That's assuming Trump is an adult

[dware]

38. There is that. nt

[sdfernando]

29. Y'all are NO FUN!

I guess I should have done

[Denzil_DC]

33. Nah. Go old school, and blow smoke up his ass:

"Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass" Used to Be Literal

Back in the late 1700s, however, doctors literally blew smoke up people's rectums. Believe it or not, it was a general mainstream medical procedure used to, among many other things, resuscitate people who were otherwise presumed dead. In fact, it was such a commonly used resuscitation method for drowning victims particularly, that the equipment used in this procedure was hung alongside certain major waterways, such as along the River Thames (equipment courtesy of the Royal Humane Society). People frequenting waterways were expected to know the location of this equipment similar to modern times concerning the location of defibrillators.

Smoke was blown up the rectum by inserting a tube. This tube was connected to a fumigator and a bellows which when compressed forced smoke into the rectum. Sometimes a more direct route to the lungs was taken by forcing the smoke into the nose and mouth, but most physicians felt the rectal method was more effective. The nicotine in the tobacco was thought to stimulate the heart to beat stronger and faster, thus encouraging respiration. The smoke was also thought to warm the victim and dry out the person's insides, removing excessive moisture.

https://gizmodo.com/blowing-smoke-up-your-ass-used-to-be-literal-1578620709

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[LeftInTX]

6. His idea of march is not the same as our idea

He gets a golf cart or limo, the goons do the work

[Javaman]

9. Maybe he'll stroke out on the way.

Probably take a golf cart

[NoRoadUntravelled]

10. How nice of him to offer Iran a nice, slow waddling target. nt

[we can do it]

12. On what golf cart?

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. Where Are Your Boat Parades Now, Donald?

You'd have as much a chance of stopping the confirmation as one of those getting you there.

[sdfernando]

15. Maybe he will arrive there at the same time as that Irania jet??? /nt

[Elwood P Dowd]

16. Don Jr is driving him there.

It's the opening scene of Trump's new reality TV show.

[democrank]

26. Driving Mister Crazy

Like Miss Daisy, only lunatic-style

[AC_Mem]

19. I highly doubt

that he can walk that far. Are they supplying him with a golf cart?

[tinrobot]

21. Does he have a parade permit for that?

[sarisataka]

22. Just like Benito?

[Hugin]

25. Frog march?

Lemmings?

[irisblue]

27. Him, walking 2 miles in winter?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. He would probably prefer something like this:

[Tech]

30. Are his supporters going to carry his bulletproof glass wall?

[Mme. Defarge]

31. Witness intimidation?

[StarfishSaver]

32. You all should know the responses to this thread are the best part of my day so far

You guys are hilarious!

[keithbvadu2]

34. Donald will have them tear-gassed to clear the way for him.

Donald will have them tear-gassed to clear the way for him.

[Demsrule86]

36. Trump is such an ass.