Using Parler for good......this is brilliant!

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[soothsayer]

1. That's awesome

[MontanaMama]

2. I was so hoping this would happen...

These maroons would surely fall for it.

[unblock]

3. .

although marjorie taylor greene already beat them to this....

... and it worked, some morons doxxed themselves at least. don't know about confessions, though....

[dalton99a]

4. Don't forget to add a phone number (preferably your work number)

[intrepidity]

8. ty nt

[DURHAM D]

5. tee hee nt

[intrepidity]

6. Hope it works nt

[Pantagruel]

7. Probably

gets a 1000 responses.

[Quixote1818]

9. LOL What crimes you think you need to be pardoned for

[dalton99a]

10. BONUS: Use this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to add all federal crimes you committed before 1/6

[My Pet Orangutan]

12. :ROFL:

[PatSeg]

14. Ha, ha, ha! Yes!

[grantcart]

24. If you are among the first 1000 potential felons that register you will also get a diploma

from Trump University.

[Blue Owl]

11. Bwah!

[live love laugh]

13. 🤣😆😂🤣😆😂😂

[Under The Radar]

15. ...and they must be physically present to accept the pardon certificate

[BComplex]

16. I don't know if that's such a good idea.

I would be worried that trump would, indeed, pardon them. These are, indeed, federal crimes, and trump has pardoning power over federal crimes.

[Mme. Defarge]

17. This might actually work !

[Nevilledog]

25. Yup 👇

Link to tweet

[Disaffected]

18. Act now

and get a free Donald Trump coffee mug!

[Denvermosaic]

19. ... but wait, if you call in the next 30 minutes, we'll throw in a medal of freedom.

[ancianita]

20. It's called a honeypot. Often set up by law enforcement on social media and the dark web.

[sandensea]

21. "Yea, Ah'm Jethro Grimes..."

"Ah'm from Butts, Georgia.

And Ah done gone pooped in someone's office!

Ah just hope they wuz a Dummycrat.

Please pardon me, Your Great Orangeness!

I luv y'all - and Melania (even tho she is a faw'ner and all)."

[erronis]

22. And for another $5,000 donation to my 2024 campaign, your whole family will be pardoned

for any crimes in the past and future!

And 10 tickets to Disney World!

[AnyFunctioningAdult]

23. Just saw this

What an amazing idea. Also, please make sure to include a photo of you committing the action that you need the pardon for

[ecstatic]

26. lmao!!!!!!!

[monmouth4]

27. Pacino and Samuel L. starred in this movie...We've seen it before and it ends well. LOL. nt

[BlueIdaho]

28. This is genius but I'd also like to see

About 100 fake Trump accounts sending out conflicting and confusing disinformation so none of his zombies know what to believe.

[intrepidity]

29. Aww, they pulled the plug on it

They're no fun.

Department of Justice
Office of Public Affairs
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Saturday, January 9, 2021
Statement on Misinformation on Social Media Regarding the Office of the Pardon Attorney
A spokesperson for the Department of Justice issued the following statement:

“Please be advised that the information circulating on social media claiming to be from Acting Pardon Attorney Rosalind Sargent-Burns is inauthentic and should not be taken seriously.

"The Justice Department’s Office of the Pardon Attorney does not have a social media presence and is not involved in any efforts to pardon individuals or groups involved with the heinous acts that took place this week in and around the U.S. Capitol."

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/statement-misinformation-social-media-regarding-office-pardon-attorney

[flibbitygiblets]

31. Don't believe the Deep State, Parler Patriots!

Get your pardons before time runs out! Trump loves you! You is special!

[Demovictory9]

30. lol