It's rare that a single headline can sum up the entirety of a person's life.

[Bleacher Creature]

But if this isn't Melania Trump in a nutshell, I'm not sure what is.

Link to tweet

[Karadeniz]

1. True love...so touching!

[GopherGal]

11. Suddenly reminded of the Satan-2020 commercial for match.

But not nearly as cute.
These two vile sacs of pus deserve each other.

[Karadeniz]

14. Yes, they do. Poor Barron...with these two as role models... he's practically doomed.

[Woodycall]

25. Transactional Relationship

Not that uncommon among greedy sociopaths unfortunately. Their wives are basically paid "escorts". Consider the Mnuchin family as a case in point...

[Karadeniz]

29. Oh, lord, the Mnuchins! So gross!

[Hugin]

31. Everything Trump does is transactional.

Tit-for-tat, quid-pro-quo. I recall at one point Malaria said he always comes back at any attack with 12x the force of the offense. Seeing as how he's paranoid that accounts for almost any interaction and perceived or actual he has during any given day.

[Blue Owl]

2. Cementing her legacy as the most useless and trashy Third Lady in history

[Cha]

16. Exactly. little did she know it but

the twit did the "Libs" , America, & the World a fucking faovr.

She can stew on that. aww she wanted to remain worst 3rd "lady".

[BusyBeingBest]

3. Slovenian Sourpuss.

[RussellCattle]

28. It is true that she is Slovenian and quite a sourpuss. That is unfortunate for other Slovenians....

.....who are sort of stuck with her. I'd prefer to associate Slovenians with Charles Kuralt who did CBS' Sunday morning show for years with his "On the Road" segment. One of the happiest, most upbeat fellows that we have ever known.

[JDC]

4. Those pics look like they each just ate a lemon

They deserve each other.

[madaboutharry]

5. Wait...what?

“A photo shoot of furniture and rugs she had restored for a coffee table book she is writing.”

Are you f***ing kidding me?

A coffee table book? After her husband incited an insurrection seems so appropriate. Not.

And she is “writing” a book. Give me a break. Give me a break. Give me a break with that Kit Kat Bar!

[BusyBeingBest]

13. GEEV ME A BREEEEHHHK!! OF THAT KEET KAT BAR!!

I thought I was the only one who remembered that from Colbert...

[Cha]

17. The Failed Coup Domestic

Terrorists can look at the pictures in Prison.

[Tanuki]

23. She will not be entitled to any personal staff or funding as a former First Lady,

so it seems she's grifting to the max for the few remaining days she has free help to do her bidding. As for taking a moment to help quell an insurrection, she might as well have donned her infamous green jacket. She could have had a Dolley Madison or Eleanor Roosevelt moment, or even embodied something of her own bogus "BeBest" platform, but that's not how she rolls.

[catbyte]

24. I hope whatever publishing house she's going through gives her the Simon & Shuster treatment.

[Totally Tunsie]

27. In other words...

She is having someone else take pictures of furniture and rugs that she had someone else restore and paid for by someone else, to be included in a book that someone else is writing for her.

Do I have that right? Sounds like she's had to do a lot of pointing lately...so busy.

[smirkymonkey]

36. Yep. That's about it.

God, she is just as repulsive as he is. Sometimes I wonder how we made it through the last four years. Thank god these grifters and disgusting people will be gone in 9 days. Good riddance!

Hang in there Tunsie!

[Jazzgirl]

6. She is quite homely.

n/t

[Nevilledog]

8. She has not looked very good in recent photos.

[Phoenix61]

10. The ugly is shining through. nt

[Nevilledog]

12. Or the photographers took off their soft filters

Totally made up name for the filter, but it reminds me of the original Star Treks where the women were always fillmed with a dreamy quality.

[smirkymonkey]

37. No. And she looks especially awful in this photo.

It's like the evil is eating its way from the inside out.

[Bradshaw3]

18. Even uglier on the inside

[Brother Mythos]

7. Good call! Yes, that does pretty much sum up the First Escort's life.

In hindsight, it was foolish of all of us to expect anything more from her.

[MagickMuffin]

32. Escort the elitists term for hooker

[Phoenix61]

9. Good luck getting that published.

Hell of a caption for a photo. “Taken while violent right-wing rioters desecrated our capital and murdered a police officer” Yeah, that should get those publishers lining right up.

[Cha]

15. Rt Well, she sure as Shite didn't do

the trumps any favors.. WTF Birther Twit..

That's their resting ***** faces. Ugly MoFos

[roamer65]

19. I see a plastic surgery disaster.

DK.

[Liberty Belle]

20. What if Melania is a Russian spy and Trump's handler?

He's too stupid to have orchestrated all of this.Melania is from a former Soviet-block country. Jeffrey Epstein, the famed pedophile, once claimed he introduced Melania, the trashy nude model, to Trump. Was he taking orders from someone else?

Maybe she's just a heartless bitch but there could be a deeper reason for her turning a blind eye to murderous mayhem -- even most tramps might have at least tried to get him to stop the carnage.

[jb5150]

21. I wouldn't prop up a wobbly coffee table ..

with that book.

[lutherj]

22. The American Ceausescus. N/t.

[smirkymonkey]

38. If only they would end up like them.

A week I might have said I was kidding (not really), but this time I'm not.

[progressoid]

26. I say she files for divorce before July.

[czarjak]

30. Being best be befuddling?

[C Moon]

33. That's because she was working on her

imitation of King Tut’s dead corpse face.

[babylonsister]

34. And the photoshoot? It was for rugs.

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a35169488/melania-trump-photoshoot-capitol/
Melania Trump Was Reportedly Overseeing a Photoshoot of Rugs While a Mob Took Over the Capitol

[Wounded Bear]

35. Not now, Dahhlink! I'm a little busy, here...

[smirkymonkey]

39. If any magazine gives this useless, vapid woman a photoshoot and a platform, they will lose a

majority of their subscribers. I don't really think her decorating tips are going to be relevant to the average MAGAt. And everyone else but the most feckless country club wives already despise her.