Hallmark wants their money back from Hawley

[Nevilledog]

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Judd Legum
@JuddLegum
BREAKING: @Hallmark, which donated $3,000 to @HawleyMO and $5,000 to @RogerMarshallMD is demanding its money back.

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10:23 AM · Jan 11, 2021

[mr_lebowski]

1. Very much doubt you can make them give your money back, but its the thought that counts (nt)

[DURHAM D]

2. Not really just the thought.

Hawley and Marshall were obvious idiots.

[Maraya1969]

13. They can't make them but they can also tell everyone that they refused to give

it back. That will just make the black around their eyes bigger.

[servermsh]

3. When you care enough to send the very best

And then take it back.

[Dave in VA]

7. You beat me to it!

[hatrack]

14. . . . to federal custody

[Nevilledog]

15. ...

[keithbvadu2]

4. They might send Hallmark a sympathy card for its loss.

They might send Hallmark a sympathy card for its loss.

[dutch777]

5. Guess there will be a new We Want Our Money Back! line of greeting cards

Timely. And hitting them in the campaign pocketbook is not a perfect strategy, especially for Senators that only run every 6 years, but it certainly sends a message that what you do stupid, gets noticed.

[hatrack]

6. Maybe they could do a show about a stressed-out Senator visiting a small town . . .

He gets snowed in for the weekend and is feeling seriously stuck and antsy.

But then, he cute-meets a local girl he'd known since high school, and she's running a gun store. The problem is that her store is on the verge of being bought out by a foreign gun OEM, endangering most of the jobs in town.

But then, after visiting her gun shop basement, filled with teflon bullets and long-range sniper rifles, he realizes that what he felt for her in high school hasn't completely gone away . . .

[Tree-Hugger]

8. This

This needs to be it's own post.

Thanks for the laugh on an otherwise dreary day.

[lagomorph777]

10. Like a beautiful snow globe, except with bullets instead of snow.

[enough]

11. Copyright that quick! NT

[demosincebirth]

9. It's just a show. They were assholes before

[Aristus]

12. You mean Hallmark doesn't make "Good Luck In Your Insurrection" cards?

Who knew?